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If I Were President Obama Contest
July 29th, 2010
What would you do if you could be President Obama? I am sure you are much like me and have wished that you could be President Obama. While this is highly unlikely to happen, we can dream a little can’t we? Let’s pretend…
Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…
What would YOU do if you were President Obama?
An example would be….
Dear ATP,
If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!
Send your comment. Also, don’t be greedy. Send the link to this page to ALL your friends. Liberals too.
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Maxine Waters Badmouths Most Conservative Website In America Calls It An Enema
July 28th, 2010
Congressperson Maxine Waters said Wednesday, “The enema is the conservative media. The right-wing press is using that platform to literally do their organizing, to intimidate you and basically run this country.” Calls the AlabamaTeaParty.org website an enema.
Maxine Waters, congressperson D California just called the AlabamaTeaParty.org website the “enema.” She was partially correct in that there is no more conservative website in all of America than the one you’re looking at this very moment! More, our verbiage is so fluid and pure and sweet smelling that you will never ever have to even consider for a moment flushing it, as it were.
Maxine went on to say, “We’ve got to say to folks in leadership whether it’s the White House or anywhere else, don’t be so afraid of white folks that you treat black people bad.”
This was a not so veiled threat to President Obama, may his name be blessed 72 times, to do more for the black folk. Obama responded by disbanding NASA and sending all the used rockets to the Middle East.
The AlabamaTeaParty.org website believes that Maxine Waters is refreshing in that she totally ignores all conventions of political correctness and just says whatever comes to her damaged brain. It takes imagination to call the AlabamaTeaParty.org site, an enema!
Witness once again, Maxine at her brain dead level best on or about May 22, 2008. Stay seated…the punchline comes at the end of the vid… Kudos to the Fox reporter for that GREAT reach for an excuse for Maxine.
The AlabamaTeaParty.org website LOVES Maxine Waters. She’s yet another dem gift that just keeps on giving…just like a blown oil well.
Who among us ever said that gushers were a thing of the past? Listen to Maxine spew!
We just wished she hadn’t called the AlabamaTeaParty.org website the enema of the people! Bad Maxine! Bad! Grrr Maxine!
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Ola Arizona Estás jodido … otra vez
July 28th, 2010
Juez bloquea partes fundamentales de la Ley de Inmigración en Arizona
Por Randal C. Archibold
Publicado: 28 de julio 2010
PHOENIX – Un juez federal, al pronunciarse sobre un enfrentamiento entre el gobierno federal y estatal sobre una política de inmigración, ha bloqueado las partes más controvertidas de la ley de Arizona de control migratorio entre en efecto.
En un fallo sobre una ley que ha sacudido a la política de costa a costa y arrojado luz sobre un intenso debate el estado fronterizo sobre la inmigración, los Estados Unidos el Juez de Distrito Susan Bolton en Phoenix dijo que algunos aspectos de la ley pueda entrar en vigor en la fecha prevista el jueves.
Pero el juez Bolton apuntó a las partes de la ley que han generado la mayor controversia, la emisión de un mandamiento judicial preliminar contra los sectores que llamó a los oficiales para comprobar el estado inmigratorio de una persona al tiempo que aplica las leyes de otros y que requiere inmigrantes para realizar sus trabajos en todo momento.
Juez Bolton poner esas secciones en suspenso mientras ella sigue escuchando los temas más importantes en los desafíos a la ley.
“La conservación del statu quo a través de un interdicto preliminar es menos nocivo que permitan las leyes estatales que puedan precedido por la ley federal para hacer cumplir”, dijo.
“Hay grandes probabilidades de que los funcionarios injustamente detendrá los extranjeros residentes legales”, escribió. “Al hacer cumplir este estatuto, Arizona impondría una distinta”, inusual y extraordinaria “carga sobre los extranjeros residentes legales que sólo el gobierno federal tiene la facultad de imponer.”
La decisión del juez, lo que sirvió de manifestantes contrarios a la ley y apoyar aquí reunidos y después de tres audiencias en las últimas dos semanas en el que ella salpicada abogados de ambas partes con preguntas escépticas, parecía poco probable que sofocar el debate.
Al igual que la ley ha impulsado la retórica en la campaña electoral, el fallo del juez de Bolton parecía destinado a hacer lo mismo, con el Procurador General de Arizona Terry Goddard, un oponente de la ley y un potencial rival en una campaña para gobernador en su contra, prestos a alabar la sentencia y condenar a la Sra. Brewer.
“En lugar de proporcionar el liderazgo Arizona necesita para resolver el problema de la inmigración, Jan Brewer firmó una ley que no podía defender ante los tribunales lo que ha llevado a los boicots, puso en peligro nuestra industria turística y polarizado nuestro estado”, dijo…
ATP Profit Center Announcement Time Out
July 19th, 2010
Stuart, I’m Mother Abigail. I’m 111 years old and I still bake my own bread.
I’m in the way of knowing that I want you to brang ALL of your friends right here to this place. And I’m in the way of knowing that when they get through here, I want you to send them on along to that other place. (It’s where the speeching dude hangs out…)
I’m in the way of knowing that ALL your friends should click on that Google link over there to the left of the corn patch…yes, right over there, Stuart…over on the side…Right where it sometimes says Ads by Google and “Official Obama Website“…Or ANY of them ads, Stuart. Just any of them will do.
I’m in the way of knowing that mayhap when you click on that ad (or ANY of them ads), if it’s showing today, that you will help the conservative cause, because that ad pays, Stuart! It PAYS! But you and ALL your friends got to click that ad Stuart. And when you click that ad, Stuart, you will be magically transported to the place where the chief imp, and top apostate of the bad place dwells. There, Stuart, YOU MAKE YOUR STAND! Then you can go do something else…
Arizona the FLABBERGASTING State
July 16th, 2010
Greta Van Susteren to Janet Napolitano recently. Read and be flabbergasted…
VAN SUSTEREN: As the ex-governor of Arizona and in light of these boycotts and all the upset in the nation, should those boycotts be ended?
NAPOLITANO: No, that’s up to those who are doing them. I will simply say this, Arizona is a great state. And I think it’s a state that has passed a law that I consider to be misguided. The legal challenge has been brought. It will be resolved in federal court one way or the other.
Hello. ATP calling. CQ CQ. Anybody out there? Help!
I have not picked up on this flabbergasting illegal immigration debacle tidbit elsewhere. While others carp about the border not being sealed, blah blah blah, this is the telling moment…
To Arizona:
Dear Arizona,
I have been right in there with you on this illegal immigration mess all the way, (still am, in fact) but right after I collected my jaw from the floor I sat back and asked, “What in God’s name were you thinking???”
First you send us Arizona Senator and Maverick, SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. It is understandable that you could vote for him once, because he is a genuine war hero. BUT THEN YOU KEEP VOTING FOR HIM!
You gave us John McCain, and he gave us Barack Obama! Talking about the self inflicted wound leading to a wholesale gangrene infection! Gee whiz!
Maverick John McCain lost, in no small part, because of his beliefs on the illegal immigration issue. Do you remember? He was for letting them all in…against the virulent wishes of most Americans. And they remembered come voting time.
Then you gave us Janet Napolitano. It us understandable that you might vote for the woman once… Everybody makes a mistake every now and again….
But then you KEPT VOTING for her. Again and again. She was your TWO TIMING gubner. Oh boy, was she ever a two timer. On the Greta Show, she two timed you big time. She two timed you and then rubbed your nose in it right on international television.
Did you scorn this woman or what, Arizona? What did you do to make her hate you like that?
It is beyond flabbergasting that a woman who was your gubner, not once…but TWICE could tell the world that it is entirely OK to boycott YOUR state. And she did it with a straight face.
She wouldn’t be there, dissin’ your state, had you not propelled her to prominence in the eyes of the MOST HOLY Himself. You did, and nobody else.
So, in conclusion…this is indeed one of those most unfortunate of learnable moments. You DID INDEED get EXACTLY what you deserved by electing these people again and again and again.
It is just so very unfair that a little state that the world has pretty much forgotten (in a kindly way) could cause so much countrywide mischief.
Were it my own state who had done something so similarly flabbergasting, I’d be just as quick to chastise and ask, “What in God’s name were you thinking??!”
Sincerely Your Friend,
AlabamaTeaParty.org
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