Archive for April, 2009

For recorded history men have given their leaders credit for sense that they simply could not have possessed. In our experience the term is “palace intrigue.” Usually, it’s the underlings that grab our attention. They plot and plan and cause all kinds of mischief for the king.

Just today as regards the flu epidemic of 1918 I have heard death figures of 100 million, 50 million, 600,000, and 40 million. Sometimes the numbers are said to be world wide, and at other times, only in the United States. These stats were provided by our news folks at work for us.
The big flu is a historical certainty that can be easily documented. It is a true fact that the flu killed a lot of people. In Alabama, the old folks, who were young then, told of bodies stacked like cord wood. Indeed, you can visit any cemetery in Alabama that has residents dating back to that era and you’ll see a layer of bodies…whole families, that died in 1918. Even if you didn’t know what happened, you will easily surmise that it was something huge. You might erroneously assume that a medium large meteorite impacted the earth somewhere…But no, it was the flu.
Today, we are facing a new kind of pig flu scientifically designated as, Captain Trips. In the United States it began when a Mexican national jumped the fence and got as far as an East Texas town called Arnette. He died, but not before infecting the whole place. The Obama administration set off a small hydrogen bomb to get rid of the bugs, (and incidentally the predominantly republican voting population of Arnette, Tx) but all that happened was that it mutated into something more fierce and deadly. You can see the effects of the flu in this patient photo taken at the Atlanta Plague Center, (Take your pick…left or right) which has since been closed because nobody showed up for work the next day.
It is known, however, that the flu, which is transmitted directly from pigs to humans, can not be caught by eating pig meat.
Doctor Janet Ann Napolitano, Chiefette of Homeland Security, which classifies right wing bloggers and pigs as terrorists, is the top official in the pig influenza crisis. Take two aspirins and call her in the morning.

You may have seen this excerpt from Nafisi’s course on killing USA type Americans and jews, but I missed it. This video just goes to prove once again that a man should be happy in his work. I don’t even think Abdal even likes President Obama…which is strange for a dopey terrorist school professor and liberal. Jeez!
So, for your viewing pleasure, I present this eloquent college level lesson from Professor Abdal on killing folks entitled, “IT’S LEGAL TO KILL ALL AMERICANS SO THAT THEY DIE HORRIBLY, BUT YOU CAN’T EAT THEM, BECAUSE THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW.”

Guest Film Critic, Lennox Jefferson:
In the Alabama Tea Party.org film presentation of The Happy Arab, the hero, Abdallah Nafisi, reprises his role as the alien creature in the documentary, “Independence Day.” Recall when President Obama went to glad hand the evil alien space creature, the demented beast entered into his brain, but not before Obama asked the fateful question… “What would you like for us all to do, now that you are hereabouts?” The creature famously says one line…”Die. I want you to DIE.”
It is much the same with the Happy Arab hero, Abdallah Nafisi.

Dateline Anniston Alabama: We are all concerned with global warming. That’s why we tune in the Weather Channel every day to get the latest global warming updates instead of our local radar and weather every 8 minutes. Now that expellation of carbon di0xode is prohibited by the Obama administration, we all hold our breath in rapt anticipation that by cutting back on essentials…like breathing…that we can, in some small way, participate in bringing the planet back into equilibrium. Bankers are NO exception!
As you recall, recently, all Bankers and Wall Street tycoons, but not gubment officials were forced to sell their aeroplanes. They were eagerly and greedily gobbled up by gubment officials who are better stewards of the environment.
A few planes remained that were perhaps not so lavishly equipped to turn the heads of needy gubment bureaucrats. Those planes went to Nascar race fans. Click HERE to check out the Anniston Regional Aiport located in another town called Oxford, Alabama, late on race day 2007. The Anniston Regional Airport located in Oxford is only a dozen miles from the Talladega Speeway. The aeroport looks virtually the same for race day 2009, though many of the planes parked there this time may be culls from the banking crisis.
This year, as the jets and aeroplanes depart, many will roll down their windows to let race fans toss out pine tree seeds purchased in bulk from China, in lieu of actual fictitious carbon credits, so that the little seeds may grow into large trees, emitting clouds of yellow pine pollen to slow the horrendous growth of global warming and thus forestall drastic and deadly climatic changes.

Conservatives do not get it. We don’t get in practice. We don’t get it in theory. We simply do not get it. What is this liberal mindset that borders on suicide? Why do they care so deeply about the terrorists. Why do they not care about quid pro quo? Why is it alright for the bad guys to mutilate us, but we can’t even yell at them? Why is it ok for the terrorist to set off the largest bomb they can build here in our country, but we can’t do more than politely inquire as to their plans if we catch them red handed? Like all the rest, it is not humanly possible to understand the warped minds of our honorable democrats and liberals.
Thursday, April 16, the Obama gubment released documentation about how the U.S. tortured poor terrorists with water up the nose and crawly bugs. All people who understand these things, and the unpublished documents themselves say that we had to do it and it saved countless lives. The liberals have no answer for that.
Non brain dead Americans understand and accept a non-lethal amount of force to get information from terrorists who want to kill us. Many would advocate lethal force, once the terrorist is drained of all knowledge.
The website, RedState.com asks the question, “How many people will Obama eventually get killed?” It’s not something we want to think about much less talk about. But we should.