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Archive for June, 2009

Obama Day At The Movies Cap and Trade

Young children and sissy pantie wearing lib guys who are disturbed by photos of death and destruction should avert their eyes…NOW.

I’m sure you saw the historical movie about the hostile locust creatures who came to take over the earth on July the Fourth.
On July 4th some years ago, democrat grasshopper aliens visited the earth promising peace in our time. Wise conservatives listened, understood that liberal aliens lie through their rotten probosci, and then ran like hell from the hovering spaceships. Libs, on the other hand, ran to the spaceships, wrongly sensing a free BBQ party.
The young lady above was an earth lib.
Her friend, Jasmine, an exotic dancer who talked conservative but voted for Obama told her to NOT go to the top of the tallest building in Hollywood to welcome the aliens. The girl, Tiffany, also an exotic dancer, which means to dance in a naked fashion, was a confirmed supporter of the left. She lied (as they all do) and told Jasmine she would not go, but being a lib, she was drawn to the aliens like a moth to the candle, or the weenie to the grill.
From your history books, you all know what happened. In panel #1 above, she says, “It’s sooo beeyoutiful!” In panel #2, she says “oops”. About 1.5 seconds later she becomes one with eternal as her democrat alien brethren from beyond Uranus unleashes the Napalm Death Ray on her. Oh, but it was soooo beeyoutiful! Marshmallers anyone?
The point we’re trying to make here is that dems nationwide said the Cap and Trade bill was soooo beautiful! Right?
Well…I’m not so sure. I think it’s more like dems nationwide were as clueless as Tiffany, but they’ll live to have their BBQ just the same. If you are on this website reading along, you already know what’s coming if the senate passes the cap and trade legislation. I could care less if the dems know whats coming and I’ll tell you why…
What you just saw happen in the U.S. House of Representatives was that a handful of alien democrat monsters from another galaxy, drunk on power, and feeling mighty and invincible shoved through the largest tax increase in the history of this nation in the form of this Cap and Trade debacle.
The rest of the dems who voted for it were mere rubber stamp weenies, only too happy to be rubber stamps, or wetting their panties scared of mean bad old Nancy Pelosi.
Either way, all but 44 said yeah. A few voted their conscience, but most employed their standard politics of calculation and determined the legislation would still pass, making their democrat masters happy.
As survivors of the democrat locust holocaust, we conservatives can see what the dem congressfolks are doing, but we can’t comprehend it. It doesn’t compute. Perhaps one day another Captain Will Smith will come along to save us all.

Just Say Nyet

Stick with me on this. I’m going to give you the prescription to fix America’s and the world’s problems in a paragraph, but first the setup….

Once upon a time there was country of straight talking, straight walking, God fearing patriotic citizens who believed everything written in the newspapers and spoken on the nightly news.
Later, there was a country full of semi God fearing beat down patriots who believed everything written in the newspapers and spoken on the nightly news.
Later still there was a country full of sickly scabby socialists who believed everything written in the newspapers and spoken on the nightly news.

Interestingly, though, in the early days all American patriots knew of one newspaper to be feared, hated, and ultimately dismissed as a tissue of lies, deceit and treachery. The name of the newspaper was Pravda ( prahv-duh), which in English means, “red rag.” Pravda was the Russian state run newspaper of the Soviet Union of Peace Loving Peoples aka Russia.
Folks knew, because their newspapers told them so, that whatever Pravda said, was a lie, and opposite of the truth. (Which was mostly true, actually.)
Ah, but times change. The wall came down, Russia stands alone in her once great galaxy of countries, and….. But wait… The newspaper Pravda remains!! And your newspaper and television news shows remain… So, things are the same…Right? Ha ha. You know better.
Now your local newspaper is the new Pravda, and your favorite news shows are a tissue of new American pravda lies. You know it, but sadly, most of America’s citizens haven’t caught up to the times. They still believe every word set in ink and spun on the nation’s airwaves by the American state run new pravda media.
We’ll never be able to broach those hallowed walls. NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, America’s news rags, and magazines are lost to us. So, what can be done?

*This is THE paragraph…..

The answer is a counter revolution in the news business. As of now, we have the conservative radio talkers, and to some extent Fox News, and that’s all. But it is not nearly enough, for, as you know, we only seem to be talking to each other.
We MUST punch through the noise
created by traditional media to educate John Q. Citizen who still gets his facts from the evening news. Can you imagine the impact of a rightly educated American citizenry? Why, it would bring this country back to the center where it belongs!
So, how do you do it? You do it with money. Here is a partial list of the money on the conservative side:

The Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Carthage Foundation, the Earhart Foundation, the Charles G. Koch, David H. Koch and Claude R. Lambe charitable foundations, the Phillip M. McKenna Foundation, the JM Foundation, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Henry Salvatori Foundation, the Sarah Scaife Foundation, and the Smith Richardson Foundation.

Help Wanted:
Conservative Capitalists to Fund
NEW CONSERVATIVE MEDIA Newspaper & Television
To win back our country using good, real, true News.

These bastions of conservative moolah (which may or may not be truly conservative now) along with other rich guys who definitely are, have the wherewith to form new conservative media to challenge the status quo in this country. Once new news organizations are formed with By God Real Unapologetic Conservative editors and journalists crusading journalists who will rush forth confidently to DIG for the REAL news out there, we’ll flush this country of the usurpers and destroyers and the American pravdas will draw down to silly little free blog sites where they belong.
As for the rest of the world, once we begin reporting real American news again, with a balanced portion of GOOD American news, things will change for the better. CNN International is NOT a good way for foreigners to learn about the greatness of America.

Naturally, after we take care of this business, then we’ll probably have to do it all over again to flush the system of the last system because they will have corrupted themselves in a few years too.

If we don’t take back our news outlets, this country and the American society and identity is doomed. We have been very generous with time for the current crop of newsfolks to fix themselves, and they have only gotten worse. It tis a sad fact that the moderates will dance with whoever brung them. Thus, it must be a new conservative media who leads on the floor. This is the fix.

Back to old Pravda. A generation of Americans knew it for what it was, a filthy commie rag. But times change. Now chances are great that you have one or more pravdas in your own home town…. And what of the original Pravda itself? Visit it and see….. Click the link below…

Pravda Article dated 19.06.2009 (6-19-2009) America walks the road of collectivism” by Stanislav Mishin

My my, how times change…. Comment anyone? In the words of the valiant and peace loving Russian Pravda itself, “Speak the Truth and Shame the Devil…

Wouldn’t you rather?

YES we would rather. If we had all the money we need, sure we would rather go and live on a beach in Brazil. We would get on the first banana boat leaving from Ohatchee, Alabama on the Coosa River, and sail down there in style. We would live on that beach and never ever look at TV again or listen to any kind of radio spoken in English. Just lay around drinking coconut juice, watching the gentle waves roll in, and scoping out the wildlife.
Unfortunately for us, however, we live in a world with spam mail, joblessness, hopelessness, madness, and messes. And it’s getting worse.
So, what what are we prepared to do about it?
I have heard similar questions posed to our brightest conservative philosophers and talkers since about the first of Year One Of the Blessed Reign Of Our Obama, 2009. To this day I haven’t heard a single actionable quote. Everyone on our side is barely keeping their noses above water. Totally flummoxed.
Let me give you the answer, if not the solution. The hallmark of any good conservative is knowledge. Study to shew thyself approved, as the Good Book says. It is not idle rhetoric by that ancient author. You see, IGNORANCE IS the tool and weapon of choice of Obama and his minions. In his world, only the elites know the real score, while the masses are ignorant little pawn-tools for their use.
So, even those who profess to be conservatives, who at the same time prefer to remain happily ignorant, can be turned into hand tools for the new masters. Frankly, if you don’t keep up with current events and if you don’t care to know our history, you’re a ticking time bomb against the right and conservatism.
Obama and his lackeys are counting on happy dumb moderates to rise up when the time comes. It’s a sad and scary fact.
The answer for now is to study to shew thyself approved. It gives you steel and armor to protect against the ignorance the left counts on.
Or, if you have all the money, go to Brazil and drink coconut juice and let the world go by. I would, if I could.

Oh NO! No more Cigarro?

Just a leetle question for you, Mr. Obama. Each pack of smokes generates from $1.31 to $3.52 in IMMEDIATE TAXES… (According to USAToday 4/3/2009) So, My Gawd Obama, when you outlaw the weed that satisfies, who you gonna stick up for the lost tax revenue?
How about it, smoking Nazis? You win…. You lose.

Obama is God

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