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Warning! Sociobiological material is about to be thrown upon the fan. If you are of a young age or are ocularly sensitive, it is strongly suggested that you avert your eyes NOW!

Throughout the long and glorious history of the human race, the kings, czars, rulers, emperors, and royalty among us have made to hire special servants whose sole job was to be on call, and to come running, when called to cleanse the nethers ((aka wipe the butts)) of their masters after the inevitable call to nature that many of us have daily, or every other day if we’re prone to tightened, restricted, or constricted ani. . These special servants were deemed as “untouchables”, or unclean, filthy, not fit to exhale air into the same room as their master, and generally repugnant, and never ever to be trusted. Pustulent. Rashy. Not someone to willingly snuggle with.

In these modern times, our king and emperor, the lovely and gracious Obama (May his named be blessed), articulate, clean, and a man of deep bowels, has appointed his own willing branch of the untouchables, and the name they go by is….Congress.

Permission to reprint kindly given by The Crinimal Daily News and Report–

The Crinimal Daily, is a widely read newspaper preferred by career criminals all over the United States and Mexico, specializing in theft opportunities. Below is a partial from the daily column, The Perfect Crime by staffer Vinnie X which analyzes the best daily opportunities for felonious activity.

… Things are definitely looking up on the border with Mexico. Killings and lootings potential better than average.
… Chicago inner city. Returns slight, but pickings easy.
… Muggings of cripples and anti 2nd amendment liberal sissy pantie wearing types on the New York upper east side continues to be an excellent source of revenue for the crinimal entrepeneur.
… B@E results in near killing in Crabberry, Alabama over the weekend. The victim shot low and thief, Norm Daniels, is now contemplating carrying on as Norma Daniels. He is said to be recovering nicely in the local prison hospital. We suggest steering clear of Crabbery, AL.
…BIG news in Cambridge, MA. Thieves with moving trucks from all over the nation move in on the sleepy, rich, Obama voting, campus village. Before the Gates debacle, where Mr. Gates was rousted by racist police, thieves had to be on their best behavior.
Now, homes are wide open to looting wholesale, even in the middle of the day. Sneak thieves no longer have to sneak in Cambridge, because post Gates, NOBODY is going to call the cops to tell them crime is going on next door. We expect the lootings to be very productive until everything is stolen. Thank you brother Gates! You’re one of us!

Have you ever wondered why some of the big name rich industrialists of our age who should be God fearing republican conservatives turn out to be vacuous, elite, pustulated, liberal Obama voters? Wonder no more. A little lady who came for a visit, but overstayed her visa a bit, solved that mystery more than 50 years ago!
I just finished reading Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. I’m a fast reader, but at better than 1300 pages in paperback, it still took a looong time. There are worlds of stuff about Ayn Rand on the net, good and bad, so you’ll have no problem going further with your researches. I think my conservative review is as good as any pointy headed college educated liberal wacamole intellectual any time so you’re going to get it, especially if you are still reading.
As we all must, Ayn Rand came and went. January 20 1905 – March 6, 1982.
Originally a Roosian, she came to the United States in her teens, shortly after the revolution and stayed. She worked in Hollywood, wrote movie stuff, and must have been a real piece of work as a pal. She was evidently an atheist, thought faith was for suckers, and worshiped the sign of the dollar with a passionate zeal that by comparison would make an ardent Southern Baptist preacher look like a heretic. She was the essence of the essence of capitalism.
A failed disciple of hers will stun you. Ever heard of Alan Greenspan, the Fed God who led his children from monetary wilderness to monetary wilderness until he led them into the greatest monetary wilderness and then took a powder? Yes, Greenspan was a big believer in Rand and her theories, though he didn’t quite make the grade in real life.

What she wrote, she wrote from the standpoint of capitalism. Nothing else mattered, neither meat nor mountains.

Whatever else, she was brilliant with a capital B. Stunningly accurate about what’s going on in America…TODAY. She had NO well of knowledge to draw on. She was ahead of everyone…Goldwater, Regan, Rush…Everyone, and vastly more. She wrote the book on what is…why is… and what’s to come.

I doubt that any of our talking head heroes have read Atlas Shrugged all the way through, precisely because it is semi-science fiction, long, and extraordinary boring in places.
In my view, it is 3 books in one:
One third of the book is a love story from old movie love story hell.
Another third is Rand’s view on her very own made up philosophy called “objectivism.”
The best third is the part that will open up your eyes to what’s really going on around you with Obama, may his name be blessed 72 times, and his minions.
With the very power of old Nostradamus himself, Rand, in a book published in 1957, Atlas Shrugged. accurately predicts where the country is today and where it’s going if the shadows of things to come remain unaltered.
Keeping in mind that editors universally despise everything I write, Rand, isn’t an accomplished story teller. The looooong arc of her book is kinda clumsy, actually, particularly the ending. I promise, I give nothing away by telling you this. Regardless, if you are a conservative, you are GOING TO FINISH the book, even if it injures you. If you are Obama, you’re writing your own version this very minute.
Frankly, my suspicion is that her book serves mainly to give light to her theory of objectivism. However, in the meantime, if only one third of the book is concerned with what YOU are going to go ape over, that comes to a nify 450 pages! It’s a books worth of reading inside the book.
The plot is fairly simple for a 1300+ page book. Rand creates a dystopia where a girl named Dagny with a railroad falls for a gay ladies man from Argentina named Francisco, then a steel tycoon named Hank, and then…..well, that would be telling.
While all this is going on, in a world where most countries are called, “People States of“…. kind hearted industrialists start giving away the store, bringing on the Peoples State of America, where everyone is taken care of because they want to be taken care of, and nobody is better than anybody else, and Obama gets his way.
Actually, in the book Atlas Shrugged, Obama is probably laying around drinking wine and eating cheese on Air Force One all day long. He’s not even in the book. Just as in our world, in the world of Atlas Shrugged, everything is being run by administration Czars, such as the uber Czar, Mr. Stanley Mouch played by Obama chieftan, RAHM EMANUEL who decried, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” IT’s IN THE BOOK!
Atlas Shrugged is unlike any other utopia book. While the real world of our lord Obama has many elements of 1984 and Brave New World and Animal Farm….Ladies and gentlemens, Atlas Shrugged has ALL the elements of our present situation, progressing to the logical outcome…and you may take it from me, it’s scary as hell, and right on the button…unless the shadows of the future are changed.
But, spirit of Ayn Rand…Can it be changed??!

After you have read the book, as you watch your nightly television and get the latest utterly stupid, bizzare, deadly, ignorant, no comprehende Obama New Deal news, you will fall into my melodious television scream-chant of…. IT’s IN THE BOOK….IT’s IN THE BOOK….IT’s IN THE BOOK….
While Ayn Rand’s objectivism solution is elegant and may well work, it’s not the way most of us think. It’s not even the way most of could think if we tried. And frankly, if it did work, it would take the passion and zeal of a kool aid drinking liberal wacamole to make it work. Regardless, good theory or not, it ain’t happening.
Thus, Atlas Shrugged offers no real world solutions, but it does lay out exquisitely, and in great precision what is going on today and what will happen if it’s not stopped. It BLOWS AWAY all other books of its kind. And the really wonderful spooky thing of it is that it was written way back in 1957. The things in that book that relate to today were unknowable at the time. At that time there was simply no store of knowledge to use to guess the future that is ours. Nobody could have seen our situation coming in full, as Ayn Rand did in Atlas Shrugged.
By the way, the book ending of Atlas Shrugged is right out of the ending of the movie, “Things to Come.” If you know the movie of which I speak, and you read the book Atlas Shrugged, you’ll see what I’m talking about. If you neither know the movie or intend to read Atlas Shrugged, then never mind.
Most writers write about what they know. Some (mostly scifi writers and global warming and cooling fans) attempt extrapolation.
More often than not, when they extrapolate, that is, use contemporary knowledge to predict the future…most often they get it dead wrong. Most future things can not be known using this process…. But Rand divined the future…..down to the kool aid korpuscles flowing in the veins of namby pamby sissy liberals.
If you only commit book suicide once in your life, you MUST read Atlas Shrugged. If you are on AlabamaTeaParty.org, look to your left and click to order a copy. You’re gonna see the daily news in a whole new….and more scary light than ever before.
As long as the suicides from states like Minnesota continue to inexplicably give us senators like popular lunatic fringe kool aid drinking left wing funny man Al Franken, you can rest assured that the spinning ghost of Ayn Rand continues to scream from the grave…. “It’s ALL in my flipping book! Moron!“
Thanks to Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged, knowing what we know of why things are, and what things are to come, why do we permit this political abomination to continue? Who is John Galt?

Once upon a time there was a liberal democrat by the name of LBJ. He screwed up the Vietnam war.
In the meantime while he was making a mess of Asia, he made an appearance at the U of Michigan in Ann Arbor in 1964. Among other things he said,
“We are going to assemble the best thought and broadest knowledge from all over the world to find these answers. I intend to establish working groups to prepare a series of conferences and meetings—on the cities, on natural beauty, on the quality of education, and on other emerging challenges. From these studies, we will begin to set our course toward the Great Society.”
Good for his word he employed and empowered a vast array of ultra college educated fools who set about to devise a policy of societal devolution that we live with today. It was called, “The GREAT SOCIETY. And it had very little to do with what he called for in his speech.
In fairness, while LBJ wasn’t much of a general, he wasn’t an idiot either. If he had known what fruit his Great Society plan would bear, he would have taken out his pistol and killed it dead before it could breed. Chances are good that he believed in what he said but in empowering the ultra educated fools, he gave his plan over to members of his party that were far ahead of their time in their thinking. He gave it to men who would have fit much better here with us today, in the learned halls of the Obama administration.
The grand plan had many goals, cost but a pittance in its whole existence compared to the semi annual engorged unreality budget of the Obama administration, and managed to bust a whole race and earning class of people wide open.

What the ultra educated eggheads could not grasp was that when you reward people for doing nothing, they will….do nothing. Every time.

Under the Great Society, certain segments of societal values have been all but gutted. The principal instrument of destruction? Welfare.
Upwards of 3 out of 4 kids with no daddy, and whole generations who have never held a job. Blighted inner city populations nationwide are the inheritors of the Great Society. Post Katrina inner city New Orleans was the latest prime example of a group of people ill prepared to deal with what life threw them. Other enclaves are continuing human powder kegs, kept under control only with handouts, drugs, and a guaranteed right to a minimal existence.
There are still many liberals today, even with history damning them all the way, who will blindly extoll the virtues of the Great Society.
They would also extoll the virtues of Gleb, the secret ruler of Nummy, a planet beyond Uranus, if their democrat masters primed them for it.
We live with the legacy of the Great Society. We see it all around us when we see rot and decay, hopelessness, blind allegiances to the democrat party, helplessness, and unerring dispair.
We see it, but we do not see it, for it is part of the very fabric of our existence. Only a wise conservative look back many years from now will have the guarantee of assessing the full measure of destruction it has caused.
So why bring up a little thing like a society killer now of all times? Aren’t things going duckily?
The fact is that Obama is delivering his own version of the Great Society even as you read this.
President Bush delivered the first salvo with his bail out. Obama followed with another. Then came the nationalized businesses. Cap and Trade and Health Care are next. With his trillion dollar slush fund, he has an election war chest that is larger than the GDP of many nations, and he has already told us in book form what he plans to do.
If the Obama Great Society were fully realized, America would begin to grind down. Slowly at first, like the boiled frog, and then more quickly, like a train in the distance…small at first, but then quickly looming large at the moment it is upon you.
Now if you’re still reading, you might be saying, “Well this is pretty gloomy stuff, whatever it is he’s talking about.” And you would be right. The only reason you don’t know more about the Great Society is that nobody lately has taken the time to sit back and total up the results so far. If they did, it would make you puke.
It would make you mad. But it wouldn’t come to 1/1ooth the seriousness of the Obama Great Society plan. Things come and go in this world. Many times when things go, somebody set something in motion that made it go away. We got lotsa examples in history.
The next time you hear someone ticking off the known effects of the coming Obama projects, think Great Society, and its legacy that you already live. You’ll start seeing the blueprint for the eventual dissolution of the United States of America. Oh, and when we go, we’ll take most of the world with us too. Lotsa company. Hiroshima was just a dinkly little fizzle compared to what it’s going to look like around here in 20 years if our lunatic friends are successful.
That is…unless we confront the destroyers and looters and lunatics and take it back come 2010 and 2012. C’mon. You know what’s going on ain’t right. Nothing right about it. Get on that horse and ride. Yell out that the lunatics are coming. Yell it loud.

Funny header coming as it were on the MOST Conservative blog known to exist in the United States of America. Funny but true. Let me qualify…
Ol’ Rush, as you know, loves to say that America is Center-Right. I disagree. America is and always has been liberal. Case in point, the death penalty… America is liberal precisely because along with the death sentence, there is the hope for a life sentence too. Now, that’s what I call liberality!
America is a liberal nation. Witness the Rush Limbaugh squared super star commenter of his day, Will Rogers…. For those born yesterday, Will Rogers was America’s spokesman, ambassador, and philosopher to not only the U.S., but the entire world in the 1920′s, up until his untimely death in 1935. Rogers was a democrat.
In a speech that was to come to be called his “Bacon and Beans and Limousines” speech, among other things, Rogers said, “Europe don’t like us and they think we’re arrogant, and bad manners, and have a million faults, but every one of em, well, they give us credit for being liberal… I do know that America is fundamentally liberal.“
In October 1931 when he made the speech on the radio, coming out of the roaring 20′s, America was a touch liberal, by their standards. Compared to today though….well, you know. Things changed a lot once we developed the pill, breast implants, and Viagra.
He said once, “I’m not a member of any organized party. I’m a Democrat.” Will Rogers was a democrat, but he was not a liberal as we know them today. Today Rogers would be classified as a conservative like the rest of us.
Democrats actually used to be some of the best kind of conservatives until they were infiltrated by liberal alien brain suckers from beyond Uranus, and what there was left of them became Republicans.
Oh yes…the roots of the democrat party are conservative roots… The last of them, the southern democrats, went Republican under Ronald Regan.
And the original root stock of the liberal fascist left in the United States of America, AD 2009 is located in Europe. The contagion came here on the Mayflower. It came here last week. Like fungus, it flourishes in the dark places, shunning the light. It’s the underfloor of the modern democrat party.
America is liberal in the sense of states rights and self determination (or not), and the right to succeed…or fail. To worship or not worship. To give a damn about Obama and his destructive path, or to just go fishing. That’s all liberal think. And the best of it has been subsumed as planks in the conservative foundation.
There isn’t much foundation left for the zombies on the far left (who are incorrectly labeled standard liberals) who just happen to be running the country right now. And prospects for reconciliation isn’t great, because as anyone who has tried knows…you can’t compromise with a zombie. Feed them a finger and they’ll bite off your whole arm every time.

On another note of interest: America is a liberal nation. We’re so liberal that we are the ONLY nation on the face of the whole earth who not only lets folks from elsewhere come and live with us, but also to be ONE OF US…100% Pure American. This is a VERY important concept to remember.
Elsewhere, and ask anyone who travels, you may be welcome for a day or a year, or a decade, but you will never ever be allowed to become one with the tribe. You will forever be someone from America who has come to stay.
So, the next time you say to yourself that Germany or France or England are liberal nations, take a look at the United States of America, the truly liberal nation. We’re so liberal that we’re By God Conservatives!
There is more than one reason that we call the liberal folks living in foreign countries, “aliens.” Think about it.