Archive for August, 2009

Most respectfully, I put it to you. When is enough enough? If, by comparison, a righteously angered public saw to it that President Nixon’s lofty position were expropriated because of a teaspoon full of dirt, and almost half the country fervently shouted so loudly that President Clinton was nearly tossed from office for a teaspoon of lies….Then, by comparison, Obama is clearly in possession of a whole dump truck full of shtuff. Again, I ask you…When is enough…ENOUGH? When will conservatives fully unite and find their voice? It’s about far more than health care, you know… It’s about whether the country prospers or whether it withers.
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Recently released archival photo of Sino-Russian torture-brainwashing session of U.S. soldiers forced to betray their country. In the early 60′s Chinese and Russians attempt to cause the election of a President of the United States who will actively work for the dissolution of the nation…

In case you skipped school when the Manchurian history lesson was taught…
In the early 60′s, a United States Senator by the name of Johnny Iselin had designs to run for the presidency. He was assassinated at the Republican National Convention moments before announcing his intentions. It has never been proven one way or the other if he was an enemy agent, or just a dupe. His wife, however, was a Godless, virulent Russian and/or Red Chinese agent.
Her son, by another marriage, Sgt. Raymond Shaw, a highly decorated Korean war hero, was the assassin.
His job was to take out the legitimate candidate at an opportune moment so that Iselin could step up to the microphone and make a bid for the nomination, which he surely would have gotten, changing the course of history in a big way, making devilment and clearing the path for an eventual communist takeover.
Moments after screwing up and shooting his step father, Iselin, whether intentionally or by accident, the assassin, Sgt. Shaw, took his own life. Shaw’s mom, spymaster and architect of the affair, Angela Lansbury, went on to become a famous and popular Hollywood movie star.
Since then, certain rabble, bed wetters, and conservatives have been on the lookout for another Manchurian Candidate.
President Obama (may his name be blessed 72 times) is the latest candidate, in their eyes, for the honor. It must be said here that this sort of foolishness is counter productive, rude, insolent, and beneath the dignity of the right.
It does no good for anyone on our side to accuse this man, flawed though he is, of being an agent of China. The current bone of contention lies in the enormous debt that we, as USians, owe the Chinese Communists.
As of August 2009 the sum is nearly three quarters of a trillion dollars. That is like 750,000,000,000. That is a lot of rice, ladies and gentleman. It’s an amount, were it to be paid immediately, that would put the United States back 100 years. As it is, it will take 100 years to pay it off, if ever. In the meantime, the interest rate alone keeps Chairman Mao smiling.
In refutation of this accusation…Were Obama a sneaky agent of the reds, is it not a fact that he would be working to increase our national debt to destabilize our great nation?
Further, is it not a fact that he would be increasing our debt to the reds instead of lowering it?
Wouldn’t he be doing everything in his power to give the red Chinese reason to call the debt, and ask for its immediate payment, knowing that it would bankrupt the United States of America, possibly forcing our leaders to make restitution with female virgins, since we would be otherwise totally broke?
Were Obama the secret Manchurian Candidate, would not this man of the people be doing all these things to “force” the Chinese to come save us from our western selfish selves?
The fallacy of the argument lies in the actions of our supreme leader who…. Wait a moment… Hmmn. Hmmn!

Long years ago when I purchased my first internet computer, the first thing I wanted to do was to make some pen friends. I chose two. One of them lives in St. Pete, Russia. We call each other cuzzins, and he is a real hoot.
Lately, cuzzin Alex and his wife have been doing exceptionally well. He is an excellent photographer and sent a stunning collection of photos from their recent trip to Finland.
It seems like they go on holiday about every other month these days. It was not so, early on in our relationship, beginning in 1996 or so. No. Things were very different then. I was the one having all the fun and he was busy flinging off the chains of history.
I was lamenting to him recently that nowadays things seemed to be…reversed.

He wrote back: “Commies broke my life. And nowadays they break yours.”

Such a simple sentence… Such a simple sentiment… Such irony.

Now in America, the USA, some forced… some eagerly… extend wrists to the new political blacksmiths, the overmasters in Washington, for new manacles.

The bloody black irony brings an involuntary smile to my lips. Many famous prognosticators, extrapolaters, and predictors, who are currently, long dead, and deserving of the eternal dirt nap, looked into the future and saw the dark times, such as now we fight, but none saw the manner of its making. And not a one EVER saw a time when Russia would lecture America, (and rightfully so) on the evils of communism. (Such a wild, ignorant, simpleton, made up tale would NEVER have been accepted for publication, even from a fantasy magazine.)

Strangely, like another greatly remembered man of history, a simple paper hanger, who began with a Beer Hall Putsch, and went on to become leader of the greatest Doofus regime of the last century, Obama’s beginnings were of the Street Putsch variety. But being only a poor African Hawaiian American without a dad, racially challenged by the white man, he could only advance as far as the Leader Of The Free World…
Just as Hitler smiled from his Wolfsschanze or Wolf’s Lair, Obama chortles from vigneto di Marta or simply, Martha’s Vineyard.
Word is on the street that he’s going to make Martha the Vineyard Czar. Obama takes care of his friends that he doesn’t throw under the bus.
Liberals would not understand a word written here, except they might research a trip to the Wolfsschanze or Martha’s Vineyard for some Wiener Schnitzel, or wine and cheese.

Further Reading: This is a URL to the legendary Pravda news rag… http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/

Read the article, “American Capitalism Gone With A Whimper” … Learn from someone who knows, someone who has been there. You might not like the conclusion, but you’ll have a damn hard time arguing with the logic. Click the link above…

A snippet from the arkle to whet your appetite… “The proud American will go down into his slavery with out a fight, beating his chest and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.”

Remember, my fellow rabble, bedwetters (wee-wee’ers) and conspirators, always say nyet to Obama and his prostitute lackeys, as well as our political lackeys who talk compromise with his lackeys. To you, dear friends, as always, I say, spasiba comrades, mui spasiba!
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President Obama, (May his name be blessed 72 times) declared over the weekend that his feared Death Panel final solution was no longer viable and would be suspended immediately!

Over the weekend President Obama appointed his 37th czar, seen here in this exclusive photo taken last month.
Czar Professor Eric Idle, formerly of the University of MontyPython, in Chicago, is well known to President Obama, who dined with him frequently at his upscale residence. Scholar Idle was quoted in Rolling Stones as saying, “He loved chicken. Always had to have our maid serve him chicken.”
Professor Idle, who taught popular hate courses was a fellow street organizer with Obama, with several spontaneously organized riots to his credit.

Exclusive photo of of a liberal grandmother just before the stupid flu completely overtook her and she jumped up and went running and screaming to the Death Panel Cart. (In her delirium she thought it was the ice cream truck bell ringing and she wanted the flavor of the day.)

According to President Obama, Professor Idle will become the nation’s first ever Death Panel Czar because of his dearth of experience. Seen above, and below, Professor Idle personally took charge during the Stupid Flu Pandemic that swept the halls of gubment in Washington DC last month. Said the eminent Prof Idle in an interview with some place or the other, “The genesis of the deadly flu outbreak has been simmering for years in the rat infested halls of congress.”
As you may have seen on Fox, but not CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, the Stupid Flu Pandemic overtook mostly congressmen with a virulence that has not been seen since the dark ages. Said to have been caused by a bloody rat infestation in the halls of congress, it mowed down legislators like flies on carrion. Said Scholar Idle, “It was horrible, but curiously fascinating.”
President Obama awarded the kindly Professor and chicken cook Idle the Medal of Freedom and appointed him Death Panel Czar this past weekend.

Above, exclusive feetage of Street Organizer Professor Idle last month, cleaning up the streets of Washington DC… You can easily see why he was appointed as Death Panel Czar. Near the end, President Obama is seen hurrying by in a Presidential motorcade, no doubt surveying the carnage and fallout of the Congressional Stupid Flu Outbreak.
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Just say Nyet to Obama about his health care plan. It looks like he’s on the ropes, but it’s a carefully crafted illusion. It is not he on the the rope…it is ye! (YOU!)
In the meantime, the new enemy may, be our own guys in the house and senate. According to our great and good friends at the Associated Press, well known Obama organ, (not like you play, or a kidney…More like the Iran Times or the Cuban Press) …..

WASHINGTON (Lib Mecca) Year One of Our Obama Aug 16 — President Barack Obama’s administration signaled on Sunday it is ready to abandon the idea of giving Americans the option of government-run health insurance as part of his ambitious health care proposal.
Facing mounting opposition to the overhaul, administration officials left open the chance for a compromise with Republicans that would include health insurance cooperatives. Such a concession is likely to enrage his liberal supporters but could deliver Obama a much-needed win on a top domestic priority opposed by GOP lawmakers.
Officials from both political parties reached across the aisle in an effort to find compromises on proposals they left behind when they returned to their districts for an August recess.

It is time to turn up the volume on the phone calls, letters, faxes, cablegrams…the works… to our legislators explaining that they haven’t won. It’s the old Rope A Dope…. The dems are setting up the republicans to get in there and frail away, all the time softening them up for the sucker punch. And guess what? Our guys never have to pay the bill when they lose. It’s us. When they hit the floor, the stuffing punched out of them, it’s us with the headache. It’s us what got to step up with our opened billfolds.
Obama ALWAYS had a Plan B. A Trojan horsie….and this is it my friends. This turn of events was to be expected if the imperious leader, (May his imperious name be blessed 72 times) failed with Plan A. Introduce something soooo ridiculous that it may pass…and if not, you fall back to something nearly as good. When are only a few roaches in the spaghetti Ok? When is only a little teensy bit of cancer Ok? When is only a little poison in your morning flakes Ok? Never, my trusted conservative friends never. Don’t be fooled. And more, don’t let our elected officials be fooled either. I am waaay more worried about those compromising rascals than I am you!