Archive for October, 2009

I decided to “monetize” this blog the other day, as dictated by the greedier angels of my nature. You see this moneytization effort as those semi intrusive Google ad blocks to the side and below. The hope and prayer is that you will wisely click on an ad and then follow through with whatever it is you are asked to do, which is to send money. I get a commission.
To date I have made $1.12. How many other radical right leaning, mobbish, ultra conservative blogs would not only fess up to putting click traps out for you to wander into, but then go on to deliver an earnings report? I think not any.
On the other hand, leftist commie wacko blogs do it all the time, and never tell you that their earnings go to purchase crack and make donations to Algore’s jet fuel fund.
My funds go directly into my pocket. Then I take them out and buy things like fish bait and chewing tobacco. Honorable, manly things.
What I did not bargain for, however, was that my friends at Google seem to focus on certain keywords in the topmost blog entries. It was to my amusement that I noted today that I was advertising g%y stuff, after my last blistering blog used that word several times. That word is bad for business, my friends, so I have made it so that we may be spared the indelicacy of having our eyes offended thus. Now, we shall watch and see if new ads for Chattanooga Chew or Copenhagen snuff are in Google’s grab bag of clients. Or fish bait. I would settle for “hunting equipment.” Or how about… Brazil Travel to Rio. I’ll betcha that one pulls ads. We know g%y works in Google’s universe.

The average conservative is like the man with the neighborhood candy store who lets customers purchase goods on account. The average leftist is only too glad to trade…on account. At the end of a year, when the man has to close the store because nobody has paid, the leftists gather to throw rocks at the man for unfairly taking away their sweets.

Did you happen to catch Hannity’s interview with George “Stephie” Stephenopolus? I may have misspelled his name. Stephie repeatedly told a befuddled Hannity that he had absolutely no problem with the safe school czar, Kevin Jennings.
The fact that Kev Jenning’s idol, Harry Hay, regretfully, gone to his reward now, and who was probably not Scottish, was a proud member of NAMBLA, and if you don’t know what that is, you really ought to go look it up, but make sure you have the private browsing feature on your computer turned on when you do it…. was shown wearing a cowboy hat, windbreaker, and ankle length dress. This didn’t faze Stephie. He thought no more of it than if Harry Hay were his dear old mom. He was clearly confused and unable to understand why in the world he should pursue an investigation of Jennings on the basis of Hay being the poster boy for NAMBLA.

Which reminds me. The g%ying of America began in earnest with the advent of AIDS, which was about the same time that many states, including Alabama, dropped historically required blood tests before marriage.
Right before our eyes, we see the foremost leader, professor, and propounder of the now old and wildly successful movement of teaching elementary school kids the wonderfulness of the g%y lifestyle, Kevin Jennings, get his lifetime achievement award with his appointment to be an Obama courtier. With the help and encouragement of our dear leader, Obama, (May his name be blessed 72 times), Jennings has risen to the very top of the ladder, much like former czar and communist, what’s his name, that quit his job a few weekends ago.
Jennings and his trainees were deliciously successful in the g%ying of America. So much so that Stephie Stephenopopulous thinks he’s just swell. During Hannity’s interview you could really and truly tell that Steph was totally clueless, much as you would be if someone were trying to convince you that your automobile would run on nachos with cheese. In this regard, the g%y rights movement in this country is a flaming success. When you’re nearly Miss America and you are blasted from the earth for the dumb opinion that marriage is mostly for men getting hitched to women, you know something major has just flipped, much like the magnetic tip of your trusty wrist compass suddenly pointing to Panama City, Florida one fine day.
Well, to the verminous left of my generation, it’s job accomplished. Hooray.
For younger folks it’s job accomplished too, though they don’t know that they’ve had a head trick pulled on them. Late one dark and stormy night a strange spaceship landed on our world and pushed a button and everything was suddenly….different.

Well, a few may escape the nefarious space invader plan to make everyone suddenly stupid, perhaps, and these will be the ones marching in the first and last Straight Pride Parade down main street, but they won’t get far before being gassed, shot, and arrested by the newly constituted Fairness Police because they couldn’t obtain a parade permit due to the offensiveness of their beliefs but marched anyway.

Cum by yah. Come bye ya. Cum by ya. Whichever way you spell it, it looks like I’m the dumbest hayseed bedwetter around. I found out completely by accident today that it is slave era negro speak, meaning come here. Now, being a southerner, and occasionally talking this way myself, it makes perfect sense. My version is more like, “Come ova hyah.” It’s close enough.
You see, I thought it was some kind of Dali Lama Indian Guru talk kinda chant that the hippies had picked up in India. Jeez. Oh well. I guess I’m the last one in on the joke.
Speaking of jokes… It’s just getting so easy poking holes into those Obama fish swimming in their fetid barrel, that I’m getting worn out. Take the kiddy school correctness czar, the founder and former executive director of the G%y, L%sbian, Straight Education Network (GLSEN), Kevin Jennings… (How does a guy who founded GLSEN get appointed to any school job??)
What you hear on TV and Radio is that the talker, (take your choice) says, “personally, I have no problem with g%y folks. Why, I think they are wonderful etc…but…. “
Now, c’mon. It’s all about being g%y. A ton of straight folks have major problems with it to one degree or the other. Always have. Always will. Let us be honest, at least with one another.
On the other hand, for those that really and truly don’t have any problems, there is still ample evidence to show that Jennings has a questionable activist philosophy to say the least. And that really is saying the least. The details would just make you mad.
The man has got to go. Like every other Obama czar that has been spotlighted, to have this man appointed in the first place is so ludicrous as to be beyond belief.
Here is my philosophy on the subject. I give it to you to show how truly reasonable and understanding I am about friends of Obama. I could care less if the guy is straight, g%y, or undecided, as long as he’s not breaking any laws. However, as with every Obama czar to date, you can’t have it both ways. If you want to make wacko life decisions and have it your way all the way, you shouldn’t wonder why you can’t get a decent job. Right?
Well, in the topsy turvey world of Obama, anti-logic applies. Seems like the further out on the toxic PCB infested left you are, the better chance you have to rise high in his rancid rancorous ranks.

So, I’m worn out with it. I’m desperately looking for some good happy time conservative news to put here once in awhile. Folks are out of work, worrying about work, working hard to stay afloat. The thing they need is some good news and hope once in awhile…and I’m not talking about funny jokes. If you have feel good happy conservative something to tell, why not reply down at the bottom with it. I’ll publish it in a heartbeat. TeaParty type bedwetter mobsters really do have the most fun, you know.

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Winging their way back to America, the Obama’s and Oprah were jolted by the news that Rio de Janeiro was awarded the 20 something or the other Olympics. Chicago is out. Gone. History. Poof. Uh Uh. So long. Bye.
In selected tasty bits, MSNBC reported thus: Chicago was knocked out in the first round — in one of the most shocking defeats ever in International Olympic Committee voting. Even Tokyo, which had trailed throughout the race, did better — eliminated after Chicago in the second round.
Chicago had long been seen as a front-runner and got the highest possible level of support — from President Barack Obama himself. But he only spent a few hours in the Danish capital where the vote was held and left before the result was announced. Former IOC member Kai Holm said that the brevity of his appearance may have counted against him.
Senior Australian IOC member Kevan Gosper surmised “The whole thing doesn’t make sense other than there has been a stupid bloc vote.”
“To have the president of the United States and his wife personally appear, then this should happen in the first round is awful and totally undeserving,” Gosper said.
Photo Credits: Oprah, Michelle, Air Force 1, Obama, Nuts, Wringer