Archive for December, 2009

In my last posts I teased...maybe snarled is more like it, at our conservative talk heroes for lamming out for two weeks. Rush SETS the agenda. Look how things have drifted in his absence.
Honestly if ever there was a Rush supporter, it’s me. I’ve been there since 1990. A local news guy, if you can believe it, turned me on to Rush.
If you’re like me, you don’t get out much.You like to hang out with your own crowd.
Tonight, I went roaming in search of Rush news, just like you did…and I stumbled onto the “The Boston Phoenix,” which is some kind of liberal trash dump in Boston, naturally. BostonPhoenix.com. You might want to drop them a New Year’s note….after you see what I saw.

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   demonbaby Come on 2009! There’s time for one more!! RT @BreakingNews: Rush Limbaugh rushed to hospital in Honolulu after suffering chest pains. 31 Dec 2009 from TweetDeck
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   BlackCanseco I wonder what Rush Limbaugh will think of healthcare reform come Monday. Hmmm… 31 Dec 2009 from web

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   WatchJ Rush Limbaugh is in the hospital with severe chest pains…God if u can read this tweet please give him a black doctor. Thanks 31 Dec 2009 from TwitBird iPhone

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   BigFatWhale I hope Rush Limbaugh isn’t exaggerating his symptoms like Michael J Fox did. 31 Dec 2009 from TweetDeck

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   billpalmer come on God, I don’t ask you for much, and I very rarely ask you to smite anyone. but please kill Rush Limbaugh tonight. 31 Dec 2009 from web

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   djstangl Breaking news – Rush Limbaugh has a heart! 31 Dec 2009 from Tweetie

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   plan9production Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital. I told him Oxycontin and bacon cheeseburgers were a dangerous mix. 31 Dec 2009 from web

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   Ashley_Stephens So…if Rush Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, will his listeners believe the death certificate? 31 Dec 2009 from web

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   ItzTrizz617 so rush limbaugh did go to the same hawaiian hospital obama was born in #ironysabitch 31 Dec 2009 from mobile web

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    guitarbassfire RT @JoeMyGod @JamesAkersJr: I hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black homosexual doctor with a questionable immigration status. #fb 31 Dec 2009 from web

We spend so much time “carping” about what fools our political leaders be (And I’m a chief carper) that we consistently underestimate their potency. What we have, my friends, is a war, and we’re losing.
It is a fact that in the lifetime of the current crop of men, we have only ever had two great American war leaders… 

The first great American war leader was Franklin D. Roosevelt. The second is Barack H.Obama. 

It’s a funny kind of war. Presidents are charged with protecting the peasants from enemies, both foreign and domestic, you see.
Most presidents tend to favor protecting us from the foreign type of enemy, however clumsily they do it.  
Obama, on the other hand, leans toward protecting the nation from the domestic enemy, namely, Republicans and Conservatives. In other words, he has declared war on democracy itself, with the enemy being…us.
The mark of a good war leader, is utter ruthlessness. FDR had that trait. You must go all the way back to Lincoln or forward to Obama to find the other leaders with the reserve of inhumanity to pursue the good war.
Obama formally declared war on the country when, shortly before the election, he vowed to make fundamental changes. The man has been as good as his word.
Look at Roosevelt. Whatever the state of his personal feelings, he was nevertheless as quick to order his own troops to certain death as he was to order death to the foreign enemy. This sort of thing takes cold, calculating guts.
It’s not the sort of thing we have seen in our other war leaders. Yes, LBJ did kill a lot of our troops while killing more of theirs…but he anguished over it.
FDR never anguished, even as he spilt our blood at Iwo Jima and theirs during the raids of Dresden and Tokyo. It was just war business. Nothing personal.
Obama hasn’t had one moment of guilt in potentially sacrificing his congressional troops in his War On America. The simps that they are, they blindly throw themselves into as much withering fire as our side can muster, all the time bellowing out the revised hymn, “Onward Obama Marxist Socialist Soldiers”   

Obama, in his first weeks in office ordered his own sort of blitzkrieg, or, “lightning war” on God fearing Conservatives. Overtly, and covertly.
Covertly, he proclaimed himself as the new religion for democrats. And they became true believers, taking his every holey word on faith, being ready to fight over arcane principles that they only dimly understood, if at all.
Their priests at, ABC, NBC, CBS, and MSNBC fanned their fervor.
Overtly, Obama threw so much at the beleaguered Conservative allies, in his headlong rush to Communism, that all they could do was to hold and fall back. Hold and fall back.
In the last battle of 2009, Conservative forces promised to hold the line until 8PM on New Year’s Eve with every parliamentary device known to them. Then, they promised to hold the line until 8AM on New Year’s Eve with every parliamentary device known to them. Hurrah for our side. Hold and retreat. Hold and retreat.

Tell me for true. Knowing what you know, and added that our generals were not to be found on the eve of the final battle of 2009…Who has the better war leadership? Us. Or them?
Who will drink the blood toast of victory? Will it be our namby pambies, or will it be the unholy trinity of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi? Hmmmn?
Say you, “They may have won the battle, but we shall prevail and win the war.”
Say I, “Wishing and wanting doesn’t win wars.”
Obama’s final solution is to liquidate all who disagree with him. That’s you and me.
Our solution must be to stop this Conservative business as usual. We will lose it all if this continues. My friends, putting all your hopes in 2010 is pie in the sky.
We must DEMAND more of our leadership. We need a plan. We need a strategy. We need our Christmas vacation leaders to step up, get fierce, and help us win our country back.
We need candidates that we can proudly vote for, instead of having to hold our noses to go and vote for the lesser of the evils.
We’ve had it with business as usual. We’re at a great moment in the history of our nation and now it’s our turn to get off our butts and save the country from the enemy within.

As soon as we accept the fact that so far, we have been whipped for fair, and decide to demand winning leadership, we’ll start to make progress, and take back our country from the destroyers.
But we must admit that Obama and his minions have proven far more treacherous…and successful, than we ever imagined possible.
Until we do that, we’re just hoping, wishing, and kidding ourselves.
Until we shake off our fear and demand better than what we have had, we’re just spinning our wheels while the lib juggernaut continues to grind us down into the mud of history.
Replace impotent rage with a winning political strategy, every bit as politically ruthless as the opposition.
Winning is not a dirty word.

Expanding on my last post regarding Rush flaking on the troops. With the exception of Greta (Greata doesn’t really get it) they all did. Hannity said he’d come back in if it looked like it was going to a vote. We’ll see…

We reassessed the democrats and all news operations except Fox in 2009. That’s old news. The new news is that we’re just about ready to reassess the Republicans and our talk show hosts.
I’m not saying that Harry Reid based his health care strategy on the holiday vacation sched of our leaders, namely, Rush, Hannity, Beck, and Levin…but I’ll bet you a sack of donuts that the subject came up.
You know Reid and his quislings had a good belly laugh when it was confirmed that all of our generals were taking  a much needed holiday powder. It only helps their rotten cause, you see.
In 2010 we need to expect more from our talking heads. We also need to expect more from our elected leaders as well. Here in Alabama the question must be asked of our congressional folks…”Did you do all you could do?”
Just voting no is not an acceptable answer. We expected and demanded that you be in there scrapping and causing a major ruckus all the way. The proof of the pudding is in my last blog piece. Watch them closely in the coming year.
We have come to the end of the polite line in 2009. We demand more. Either get with the program or get out at the next available election.
We have finally come to the realization that the status quo is unacceptable and that our only choice is to take what’s dished out.
And that goes double for our vacationing talk show hosts. There is a time for frolic and a time for not!

Don’t you EVEN come back from your combo Christmas and New Years vacation, after everything is lost and sit at your microphone all humphy and preachy like you were on the battle line all the time.
You’re not worthy. You should hang your heads in shame. Shame! At the time we needed you the most…you weren’t there.
The culmination of a year’s work on this health care mess is at hand. Where are you? Where are you?

I know how you feel regarding the Healthcare debacle.  You know that since the dems couldn’t win fair and square, they have cheated all the way. You feel betrayed and you are as dismayed as irritated at the behaviour of our friends the dems. You know that there is way more to this whole mess than Healthcare. The dems want this too badly. You know in your heart that this leads to socialism or worse.

You know that this is a victory for Obama and vindication for the methods of Venezuela strong man thug dictator Hugo Chavez.
Former Czar of mother Russia, V. Putin shakes uncontrollably with spasms of laughter, saying, “Da comrade. Good Amerikanski! Dead Amerikanski!”
In Manchuria, sitting on the Steppes, they giggle excitedly whispering, “Our candidate succeeds! He succeeds!! Soon the round eyes so weak and sick we capture them without firing a single arrow.”

IF the Healthcare package passes, here is what happens. Up until the time it passes, the impotent Republicans will howl and mewl while the dems will dissemble and lie through their green teeth.
However, and here is what I want you to look for…
If it passes, about 5 minutes after it passes, you’ll see our God fearing Republican leaders on the hill break out in relieved smiles, and they’ll make a break for home and hearth, leaving nothing but vacuum in their wake, they’ll be traveling so fast.
Yes, I said Republicans. The MOMENT this is concluded, they will collectively sigh, forget about the whole thing and move on to the next thing.
You won’t forget…or forgive… But they will. You watch.
Now, if I’m wrong about this, I have the ability to erase this message. Heh heh. If I’m right, though, I’ll be telling you about how I told you so for a loooong time.
You see, the piteous dems are a known quantity. They are predictable… They just can’t help being stupid.
But on the other hand…are not our Republicans also a known quantity? We shall see. I love to be surprised. But I don’t think I’m gonna be.

The Zip Code of Fools begins with the number 20001 and ends at 20599. Some of those 598 DC zippers belong to Congress, and that is where resides the Zip Code of Fools.

This year, whereas the the two top agendas for congress was the economy and employment, our elected officials have wasted all year with health care. Also TARP. Also GM. Also…well, you know.
The nuclear fallout from this was that that they had NO time for the #1 agenda of all time…the agenda that actually may end all time for oxygen breathers, and that is…. GLOBAL WARMING!

I have the solution for global warming and I shall tell you now. The only reason I do not patent this,  is that I have no fear whatsoever that it would actually be implemented. Were my solution to be enacted in 2010, by 2020 nearly all of life killing U.S. global emissions would be ended.

The solution for global warming…at least in the U.S., which causes most of it, is to go totally nuclear. Nuclear produces no carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, freon, DDT, or LSD. It does produce deadly gamma rays, but those can be contained in vessels made of recycled airplane batteries.

Yes, currently, my friends, it does take at least one battery to crank up a commercial jet. Under my plan, we will do away with all commercial jets and impose rationing on all private air travel. For extremely important meetings that must be held immediately…there is … GOTOMEETING. Ok?
Ten years from now, all continental travel will be conducted on trains powered by nuclear engines, and intercontinental travel will be accomplished with passenger ships also powered by nuclear. Automobiles will come with electric motors and 30 mile long drop cords. Transfer trucks will run on bottles of cooking gas they get from Walmart.

A nice derivative, by the way, is that Air Force 1 will be downsized, at least to start, to a vintage C-130 cargo plane….and even this change has limited life as the unused airport runways crumble and sprout weeds. Eventually we’re talking the Presidential two seater.

Just like that…poof.…Now, only humans and aminals produce deadly C02 emissions, and best of all, using abortion techniques, we can whittle that down…a lot…and painlessly…except, of course, the aborted feti may feel a little pin prick…
As for the aminals…we eat them all up and abort all the new ones. Eventually, everyone will go Vegan and there won’t be nary even one deadly cow fart left to pollute our globosphere!
Now, by golly…Fault me. Heh. You can’t! My logic is infallible.
However, even though I have just now personally unveiled the final solution to end all global warming and save the earf, it shall not be implemented or enacted exactly because global warming activists LIKE to ride airplanes to far off destinations to sop up caviar and lobster and argue over their useless solutions.
Worse…the new institutions which will be the only winners in this carbon credit bullfarb will not allow my ideas to flower, because it’s all about enriching the few at the expense of the many.
Lookit…the solution is right here in front of you. Use it or shut the heck up. You pack of squeaking commie turkeys!