Archive for December, 2009

A minor annoyance to any good God fearing Conservative is the lack of a precise explanation of the origin of the common liberal.(Scientific name Rattus Liberalis). With this article, perhaps we are closer.

Through a fortuitous accident of fortune I ran across the explanation by Terence P Ward.
Much like the discovery of penicillin on a moldy piece of bread, Ward did not and could not have known that he was in fact, describing the scourge of the ages, the common liberal. It was left to me to make the connection.
Ward’s piece, which first saw light in 2006, was actually was a partial history of the “Fool” card in a tarot deck.  
Tarot cards, which are most likely not on the top of the Conservative’s to know list, are a tool commonly employed by the gypsy class to fleece money from the weak minded, through fortune telling. While the origin of the tarot card is not known, I believe it was invented by ancient capitalists to take money from weak minded godless progressives, who, provably, will believe darn near any wild tale imparted to them…..
See if this dissertation below doesn’t describe the common liberal to the absolute n’th degree.

It is no surprise that the Fool managed to insinuate himself into the tarot, for during the Middle Ages and before he cropped up continually, and was even rather well regarded! The Roman feast of Saturnalia permitted the Saturnalicius princeps (or Lord of Misrule) to rule for a day, and they also celebrated Hilaria with all manner of silliness.

   How like the curious pastime of fish drowning is the current rage of enacting Health Care that nobody wants? Tis, unarguably, the province of fools…a misbegotten lot that time should have forgot, but instead preserved from the golden age of Gotham to the present day. 
New York has often been called Gotham by such wizened scientific publications as Variety. But nay, methinks they got it wrong. 
Washington DC….aye, that is the Gotham for our times. Dare you disagree?

In any event, I have oft argued that the menace of unchecked liberalism came to our shores with the European immigrants. See my arkle dated July 7. This above morsel of lost knowledge tends to prove me out. Once again your unheralded, scholarly publication, AlabamaTeaTime on AlabamaTeaParty.org explains the inexplicable and tracks the contagion of liberalism back to the tainted source. 
Rush Limbaugh, study here to shew thyself approved!

     There are things we can’t do much about right now. Seems like the world is upside down with the progressive libs on top of the pile, pounding us with a stick. Well, keep pounding, I say. The day cometh when that pile of conservative energy will reach critical mass…
More tis the pity, for there really is nothing new under the sun. It’s all been tried before and before, with the same results. We all have short memories, but none are shorter than the brainless libs. Ah, but we grow weary of snarfing at the brain dead Obama-ites. In a way, it seems almost…unmanly. Not sportsmanlike. Cruel. They can’t help what they are any more than the termite who likes the occasional wood sandwich…

Which brings us to… The Little Christmas Tree… from Christmas 1951, a time when Stalin still strode the halls and Nancy Pelosi was just finishing college. The Korean War was in full blossom.

I know you all have heard the Regan clips on Hannity, but how many have heard Red Skelton on the radio? For that matter, how many have heard of Red Skelton? If you are of an age to remember him on TV, nothing more needs to be said. If not, well, your history is deficient.
I’m sort of a Christmas nut. I own something over 2000 Old Time Radio shows…and of those, I have two CD’s chock loaded with the best Christmas shows spanning the early 30′s through the late 50′s. Something like 400 shows? Each year I can hardly wait to start listening to my Christmas stash, so I fire them up the day after Halloween. It takes that long for me to wade through them all.
I listen to them in my car and while I work up here in the Workshop. I listen to them when it’s warm, and also when I have a nice wood fire in my old pot belly. Today it’s grey outside, and the potbelly is cheerily warm, and coming from my computer speakers is the 1951 Red Skelton Christmas show entitled The Little Christmas tree. He always had themes, you see.
Nowadays, when we think we know so much, and are suspicious of just about everything, it’s refreshing to occasionally return to a time when folks were just plain ignorant. They were also poor…compared to us. Everyone was poor, so no one knew it. They were also trusting. And..everything good was ahead of them, and they had a sense of it, which made them something we are not…happy…at least to view them through the looking glass of old time radio.

Actually, the people of that time were much like us today..only less so, I think. Libraries of books have been written on those days. More is the pity if you haven’t taken time to do your own researches and depend on somebody else’s two sentence description of how it used to was. Shades of the Almighty if you only look to the feminist point of view! According to them, the women back then all wore burkas and were very downtrodden. Excuse me while I let loose…. HAW HAW HAW HAW! (choke choke, cough, spit) HAW HAW HAW! Jeez, gimme a break!

Say, let’s just cut to the chase. I have the link to the show I’m listening to now. It’s on one of my websites. I make pages, you know. That’s what I do. Would you like to listen to the Red Skelton show and The Little Christmas Tree? Click here.
And, if you’d like to listen to more Christmas Old Time Radio, here’s one of my pages.
And, here is my Christmas Song collection that I can pretty well promise you never heard before. They are available through the end of December. I hope you have the time to listen and enjoy! I’m sorry I didn’t think to put them here earlier. If you are at work and are able, you’ll be cheered by the music, and if you are at home and out of work, you’ll be cheered by the music. The Golden Age of Radio really was the most Christmasy time in our nation’s history. We could do well to learn a thing or two from what we forgot.

First, I thank you for taking the time to view this blog. It’s heartening to see new readers coming aboard daily, mostly through Twitter. 

Many blogs are regurgitations of other blogs or recitations of the news of the moment, and they serve their purposes. Here, we try to dig a little deeper through the detritus of politics to expose the genesis of garbage.

I have learned lately that the new take on liberalism is that there are the “progressives” which are the leaders, and the regular low life liberals who are the brainless robot followers. I have touched on this before, in different ways, but this is the gist. The top alpha dogs of liberalism are the green toothed radical commie loving progressives, who drive the luckless libs around like sheep to the slaughter. Come voting time, the progressives are the ones passing out free lunches, whereas the line libs are the ones taking them and being told which line to get into.
Of course, this is a bit simplistic overall, but you must trust me when I tell you that at times it happens just this way. This is exclusive territory of the common Democrat. (democratius naughtius).
On the other side, you have the God fearing Republicans. As we have come to realize, most of them are just toothless lapdogs for their far flung masters. Lazy and fat, they sit around picking their teeth, gleefully watching the democrats take this country straight to hell, biding their days, waiting for the time when they are put back into power by a grateful public, tired of the wicked ways of the dems.


When it comes to the electorate things don’t seem to change much. You have:

• The know nothing Godless dems who do what they are told.
• The know nothing God fearing Republicans who do whatever they are told.
• The youth who can’t see more than 5 minutes into the future who vote for the flashy candidate.
• The grubbing, conniving old farts with the gimme gimme gimme mentality who most often trick themselves into voting for the absolute anti-Christ of candidates. 
  
• The majority, who has never voted and don’t plan to anytime soon. Can sing the latest popular tune word for word, but can’t say why the ocean always touches the shore. They think they are the smart ones, but prove otherwise by giving their liberty away on a Walmart cheese tray every 2 to 4 years.
  
• The far seeing activists. Most often totally ignored. Their last dim triumph was to support Ross Perot, thereby throwing the election to Bill Clinton.

Somewhere out of this mess comes a winner and the union is preserved. Well, until the last election… Now we’re battling a president and congress hell bent to destroy the union. Heck, it just goes to prove once again that we’re a liberal nation after all. What other people, loudly proclaiming the “live free or die” motto would tolerate a bunch of monkeys screwing up the whole show? We’re talking about a minuscule bunch of monkeys too. What is it? Like 535 “legislators” and a president and vice president? Add in all the white house czars and it doesn’t come up to much more than 600 people, the majority, of which is working hard to unfound our nation. Now, put that against the rest of us…303,824,640. Let’s see…that’s nearly 304 million against 600. Well, hold on… If we work the percentages, separating the good guys from the bad guys…Maybe 150 million against 600? Still a good working ratio. So, why do we let the 600 push us around all the time?
The fact is that we have a compact, the 303 million and the 600. The deal is that as long as they kinda do what we want, they can stay and play. What the 303 million never figured on was that they had elected a whole mess of kamikaze legislators who would work their will, and the electorate be damned and dipped in filth.
How in God’s name, I ask, are we to feel when our elected reps fiddle with healthcare while our country burns? The #1 issue has been and forever shall be employment. Yet, congress and the president, in their infinite wisdom spend all their time and all our resources on healthcare. On a scale of twenty of our most important issues, healthcare ranks about negative 7000.

And our do nothing Republicans do nothing…. Don’t you remember during the term of BushII, the dems never missed an opportunity to try and sabotage Bush?

A Republican legislator runs over a frog on the way to work and a wise dem sees it…. Before lunch, they have that flat frog laid out on foot square wooden platform covered in red velvet, fake bed posts supporting a fake canopy, the translucent curtains drawn. The dems march around and around in the house chamber, holding that frog up high, bawling at the top of their lungs, “John Brown’s Frog Lies A’Moulderin’ In The Grave“…….
So, where are our Republican “Partisans?” You’ll find not one blown railroad trestle or even tacks strewn across the senate chamber path. Whereas the dems fight fight fight, (fight to destroy the nation)…the Republicans sit on their lardy butts, eating egg an pickle sandwiches, watching the endless lib parade go by.

I’m hacked. I’m heaped. I’m PO’d. You know and I know that the dems are taking this country straight to the bad place, and Obama waits for us all, flicking his forked tail, grinning, the flames licking behind him. The country simply can not sustain all that the libs are putting on it. The best of our breed say, “We’ll overcome, somehow.” Well, I ask…HOW? Tell me.
We’re in the midst of a man made disaster of biblical proportions that could be stopped as easily as government just getting out of the way. But now, even the carbon dioxide you breathe out is subject to government control. How much more can the country take?
Personally, I think the events have already been set well into motion that will result in the back of this great country being broken and laid waste.
As I pet the head of my border collie, he looks trustingly into my eyes, not having a clue as to what’s coming. I fear he is in for a big surprise. I hope I can train him up good to pull a plow.
Ok, so you think everything is just hunky, and will work and and stuff? And you think the constitution still counts for something. Please tell me how and what.
I say, hurry 2010 and 2012. I say, we musn’t make mistakes. I say the next three years will dictate whether this country lives (albeit more poorly and drained) or succumbs to the weight and burden placed upon her by the 600.