Archive for January, 2010

On Rush’s show today a lady called in and had the suggestion of the decade…. It goes something like this…

When our leader, President Obama, gives his State of the Union Address, you know how it will go. He’ll tell a big ol whopper and then thrust his chin petulantly forward to await enthusiastic claps from the leftward folks in the gallery. At the same time, the rightward folks will sit on their hands and glower. Ok…. Maybe one of them will yell out, “LIAR”…but we know this is impertinent and bad…
Instead.…this time… When the president issues his whopper, and sticks his chin out, our side should, on cue, howl with riotous laughter! Yes, just laugh out loud with rolling gusto.
There is not one jot or tittle in the congressional rules of decorum decrying gleeful laughter at a presidential joke.
It’s an elegant solution and one that is guaranteed to put our president in a more congenial mood! I wrote my congressmen… How about you?

(Of course it will never happen…but wouldn’t it be fun??)

Ed Note: Normally, I do not reprint news releases from spurious and unreliable news companies like the AP and the UPI and the AFL or CIO. However, on occasion, when I find something totally reliable and interesting, in the interests of fairness, I will make it available…

Hooters News Service -  Rush Limbaugh announced Friday that after the show he would immediately fly his jet plane to Las Vegas, Nevada, to the home of the Miss America Beauty Pageant and not be back on the air until Wednesday Jan 27th.  In a stunner, later, he confessed that he would actually be entering the world renowned contest and released a promotional photo of himself. 

My question for you is, who is helping Haiti in a meaniful way? Indeed who is capable of helping Haiti or any other country in similar dire circumstances in a real and meaningful way? Hmmn? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing?
Yes, Cuba might indeed send a delegation of “advisors” to Haiti in a motorboat carrying a tent and a 25 kilo sack of rice. Unfortunately, after a week, the 6 “advisors” will run out of rice and be left to live off the countryside like everyone else, because they only had enough gas in their boat for a one way trip.

Is Sweden helping? How about Spain? Portugal? How about Afghanistan or India? What about the civilized nations like France or Germany?

Well, we don’t know unless we’re told by our veteran newscasters…but at most, how much are they willing and able to do? You know the answer.

The only country on earth with the capability to provide massive aid to devastated peoples is…the United States of America.
So what’s your point, you might be asking.
Just this… Hannity proclaimed that the United States of America has always been the most generous of all countries and would continue in that mode forever. The latter portion of his proclamation might eventually prove to be tragically untrue.

IF Obama and his red and green minions are successful with their ultimate goals, and our country goes earth mother safe with windmills for power, and everybody farming their back yards for food, and only the elites driving electric cars with 30 mile long drop cords…The next time a Haiti moment occurs, the United States won’t be able to jump in to save the day. We just simply won’t have the wherewith. Simple as that.
At that point, we’ll be just like every other nation on earth…which is what the Obama administration is striving for. Musn’t be better than other nations. Hurt feelings! No no!
Bow low to Obama three times and bless his name 72 times as he bows and apologizes to every despot on the planet for America being…America…and promising to do better in the future to make the United States of America more like… all the other countries. In the meantime, Obama borrows $100,000,000 from China to donate to Haiti.
Hmmm….Perhaps one day in the future when we’re all down on the collective farm growing taters and cabbages, China will become the most generous country. Hmmn…maybe not…

Back about 100 years ago in 1935, there began a legendary radio feud between former vaudeville performers, and contemporary radio show hosts, Jack Benny and Fred Allen. Jack is on the left and Fred is on the right…
It lasted for 7 years, ending on Christmas 1942 on the Command Performance radio show on their Christmas broadcast to the troops. Actually, the troops demanded it.  Much as been written about the feud and you can do your due research on the Internet to find out what it was all about.
More recently, another radio feud erupted between Glen Beck and Mark Levin.
That’s where the similarity ends, for unlike the former partners, and (in real life) fast friends, pulling off a 7 year comedy sketch, Levin, evidently, really doesn’t like Beck.
Levin dog cusses Beck every chance he gets. Beck never responds.
This leaves us to wonder what, if anything there is to this silliness, because, outwardly, our two heroes have nearly everything in common. Both are strict constitutionalists, and both are working very hard to further the conservative agenda and beat back the zombie-brained liberals.
So, I have thrown together a perfectly awful video to send a message to these two radio clowns. Actually, Beck might like that moniker. Levin would respond..”Get off the screen you big jerk.”
I hope, kindly patron, that if you have a link to Levin and or Beck, or have a friend or a friend of a friend with similar access, you’ll send it along to them. For the sake of the country, this feud must be ended peacefully. This is a case where intellect must win over firepower. Both must remain alive to fight on, you see.
Let them end this feud for their troops who fight the war against liberal fascist statist ignorance. I think they are big enough to do it. Don’t you?

Case in point...The ignorant liberal strives to know nothing.
For example, your average ignorant lib might tell you that she is expecting some money from Obama most any day now. Ask her where Obama gets the money and she will ruminate for awhile before venturing that most likely, it comes from Obama’s personal stash.
At some point she will wander off, eyes glazed, in songs of praise to him on most high, singing, “O-bah-muh…O-bah-muh…
O-bah-muh…” No tune, btw.
Then there is the seemingly intelligent lib. (Actually, they are clever, which is not the same thing as being truly intelligent.) They have been to college, so they must be smart. Right?
Say to one, “Obama does some really stupid things…” and they will reply, quite seriously, “Obama is incapable of doing stupid things because he is light skinned and doesn’t speak in a negro dialect unless he wants to.”
Try as you might, it is impossible to shake the conviction of either of these tribes.