Archive for March, 2010

Many years ago when I was a young man, I grew up in a cola bottling plant. It was brutal work. It was hard, dirty, and dangerous. However, it had a dignity to it and though the bosses acted like they owned you, they were never condescending. They knew how far they could push it with their cocky crew and never went beyond the bounds. It was work for hard men and harder women. In the end, it left mostly good memories and the pride of besting a tough job. At the time it paid for a house and two kids.

One of the bottling line philosophers, by the name of Willie, his bump hat always canted fashionably to the right, would often be heard to say, “Evahbody hate a liar,” and then proceed to spin out a major whopper. It was his way of joking and always good for a laugh.

Since those golden days of pain, pride, and even innocence, I have come to expect lies from our electeds. People always told me it was so, but being stubborn, I had to learn it for myself…which I did.

So, if you just got off that last bus into town, you may not know the answer to this question. How do you know when a politician is lying? Easy… Check to see if their mouth is moving.

All politicians lie to some degree or the other. It seems to go with the job. Perhaps they learn it in college. The genesis is a mystery, but the apocalypse is well known.

Republican liars are not good liars. The last time they were called on to spread the manure thickly was the last time they were in power. Often times, they would be asked to defend this spending or that spending, and they’d shine it on. Well, they weren’t there when the vote happened. Or, surely the interviewer would rather talk about some other subject….etc. etc.  In the worst case scenario, they’d pretend that they had just gone deaf and stupid. The old stone wall tactic.

Well, they paid the price for their bumbling lying foolishness. Remember, evahbody hate a liar.

Now comes the democrats. These cool kittens lie on a whole new level. They lie when the truth would actually serve better. They lie so well that they even start believing their own lies. (Republicans were never good liars because they knew you knew they were lying and that wasn’t how they were raised.)
On the other hand, it makes no difference to democrats if you know they are lying or not. That’s part of the difference between the two parties. One lies when it thinks it must, and the other lies because it likes lying. No shame.

When a Republican lies, his face might turn red, or pasty white. At the least, his eyes go out of focus, because he is working sooo very hard on something he’s no good at. When the democrat lies, it’s as natural as lopping up lobster in Maine.

Now, the interesting thing about lies is that once you start, things can get so bollixed up that it’s hard to keep track of what’s the lie and what’s the truth. Sooner, rather than later, the Republican will manage to trip himself up, with very little help.

Ah, but the democrat… The democrat effortlessly weaves and bobs his way through the minefield of lies that he spews. It’s as though he’s got a database or spreadsheet in his head that allows him to do his navigation trick. Of course, anyone with half a brain can still see the lies for what they are…but still, to see the democrat at his lying work is an awesome thing. Who but a democrat can hold a bluebird in his hand and proclaim it to the world for a redbird?

Quantifying lies is difficult when dealing with Republicans. Since they have lost their power and standing in Washington, but rarely are they driven to lies anyway. Mostly, now, they are truth tellers.

Quantifying and assessing the democrat lies, however, is dirt easy. In or out of office, their lies come with equal vigor and frequency. The secret to translating demospeak is this: Whatever they say is EXACTLY 180 degrees out. That is the same as saying that black is white, up is down, day is night, warm is cold, and sweet is sour. Whatever their words, for you to know the truth and what they really think, the solution is as simple as holding up a mirror.
If they say no, it really means yes. If they say stop, they really mean go. It’s no more difficult than that.

So, the next time you see a lying democrat, you’ll know exactly how to extract the precise truth. When you know this little trick, then the lies lose their power.

Rush Limbaugh, titular head of the Conservative movement in America goes on secret mission to New Zealand.

General Rush Hudson Limbaugh, leader of the Conservative Cause, tired from his two weeks back from his last mission, announced last week that he was facing a grueling 15 hour flight to an undisclosed location. Speculation ran rampant over the weekend, but we obtained the scoop…

Rush probably said in an interview with ATP, “Yes, I am going to New Zealand to meet with the Hobbits. In the event of a nuclear holocaust, I have learned that because of the southerly winds, Shirefolk can be expected to live for up to a year after all other life on earth is extinguished.”

Further communications with Limbaugh may have disclosed that after his purchase of a hobbit house, he expects to establish a Gondor EIB command, in case the Southern EIB command is compromised.

On his way back home to Florida on Wednesday, Rush also dribbled that he plans to stop by Argentina to scope out a surplus nuclear submarine the Argentinians have for sale.

EIB2

The brochure states that the elderly, but sleek sub, was christened the SeaView, and submerged under the American flag in the 60′s. Later, it was purchased by Argentina, but is now to be mothballed or sold for pesos.
The fact that Rush Limbaugh is having an underground sub pen being constructed On The Beach at his fashionable home in Florida adds to the credibility of this report. Don’t doubt it.

In other news, President Obama continues to run rough shod over the American people who don’t have the golden ring to allow them to transmute over to Hobbitville whenever they want to.  They can’t afford to drop out. They have to remain focused on the problem child president.

So, you think they think you might be a Tea Party Terrorist? President Obama just gave us more proof of what he thinks…

Thursday President Obama (may his name be blessed and sanctified 72 times) made a statement that made my hackles rise up… He said this:

Obama Challenges Repealers: ‘Go for It’
He delivers fiery remarks in Iowa on health care reform
By John Johnson| Posted Mar 25, 10 2:33 PM CDT

(Newser)  President Obama came out with fightin’ words today for Republicans threatening to repeal health care reform, reports USA Today. “Go for it!‘ said the president during a speech in Iowa. “If they want to have that fight, we can have it.” Voters, he said, would never put the insurance companies “back in the driver seat. We’ve already been there we’re not going back!”

This perked my ears up because
I remembered hearing something like this a few years ago…

USA Today
Posted 7/2/2003 11:47 AM     Updated 7/2/2003 9:07 PM

Bush: ‘Bring on’ attackers of U.S. troops

WASHINGTON (AP)  President Bush said Wednesday that American troops under fire in Iraq aren’t about to pull out, and he challenged those tempted to attack U.S. forces, “Bring them on.”
“We got the force necessary to deal with the security situation,” President Bush said of U.S. troops in Iraq.

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My friends, El Presidente Obama (Our first defacto U.S. Obamabanacracy dictator type president) said once upon a time… “Words mean things.” You have most certainly heard that audio clip on Hannity about 11,000 times.

Well, Obama’s teleprompter prompted him to squeak up and basically call us out. “Bring it on,” he says.

So, Tea Party advocates, many of which are grandmas and grandpaws… Do you feel your jihad coming on?

Seriously, in the scheme of things, Obama, of which there is a string of impeachable statements and offenses that would stretch from sea to shining sea, if laid on end… this isn’t so much… But honestly, the last  time we heard rhetoric like this from a sitting President, it was President Bush speaking to the middle east terrorists.

And now...It is our very own President Obama speaking to the Republicans and Tea Party activists and supporters…which just happen to be the majority of the nation.

Basically, like the school yard bully, he mocks us. In effect, he’s saying, “I dare you…. I double dog dare you! I triple dog dare you!”

If there be any poetic justice in this world of woe, it will come as a lightning roundhouse right to his perpetually petulant out thrust chin come the ‘lections of 2010, and 2012. Please keep Obama’s continuing cowardly and provocative remarks close to your quivering (quivering with rage) breast, come voting day.

There is nothing new under the sun…

Image of a flag of the Socialistische Arbeiter Partei hanging in the Chicago Historical Society building at (currently a night club) in the Near North Side community area of Chicago, Illinois.

This photo dates back to 1904… The place…Chicago, from whence you know who came from. Nothing changes. 106 years later, it’s the same old crap, with a new face. (A kind of face, which by the way, his brand of progressives tried to eugenically remove from the human race.)

Who is this man and why is it important for the Tea Party activists to know his story?

Scapegoat: It means “Someone who is punished for the errors of others.”

This past weekend, during the health care debacle, Nancy Pelosi, flanked by her henchmen, deliberately, cut through the throng of TeaParty protesters. It was a butt in your face moment, at a crucial time, designed exactly and precisely to get negative reaction from the crowd that could be used immediately for propaganda purposes. It was the final act in their passage of the Obamacare monstrosity, which will live in eternal infamy.

It is one of the oldest socialist/progressive tricks in the book…

Long held as a seminal illustration of the lying tactics of the radical socialist left, the story of Marinus van der Lubbe, an unemployed bricklayer from Holland has a direct application to the shenanigans of the radical progressive left in our country right now this very minute.
The story goes that on February 27, 1933, the Reichstag, or German parliament building, was set ablaze.
Marinus van der Lubbe was found inside the building, and quickly confessed to setting the fire. After a long trial, he literally had his head handed to him nearly a year later in January 1934.
At his trial, van der Lubbe claimed he had acted alone and committed the arson to mobilize Germany’s workers in a revolution against the Nazi-controlled state.

Theorists have ever since argued that while van der Lubbe may have been sincere, he, in fact, may have been aided and abetted by the very villains he was out to stop…the Nazis themselves.
In short, it has always been suspected that the Nazis put him up to it…that van der Lubbe was actually nothing more or less than a useful idiot.
Regardless, Chancellor Hitler, who was only marginally in power at the time, used the incident to propel himself to the pinnacle of power on the pretext of a national emergency. (Kinda like a Health Care Emergency.)

The Nazi administration was built on a foundation of pure 100% fabrication and lies. The Obama administration is built on a 100% foundation of pure fabrication and lies. The parallels are undeniable.
The very instant I learned of the faux civil rights, anti slavery, pro abortion, whatever march across some bridge or the other, THROUGH the crowd of Tea Party protesters this past Sunday, I immediately saw it for what it was.
So what if Nancy Pelosi and her lackeys were spit on and called vicious names? I don’t believe for one second that it happened. You may ax, how do you know it’s not true? I reply, how do you know it is true?
It’s as obvious as the smirk on Pelosi’s face that their little stroll was a calculated act to enrage the Tea Party crowd….and if it didn’t succeed, which it didn’t, they were already prepared and planning to lie about it.
It was cold, calculating, and right out of the progressive national socialist playbook. It was designed to be the final nail in the health care coffin, the dot on the eye and the crossed t. That sort of thing.

Now, having made an impression upon the clueless, brainless, and sympathetic Obama media, they are continuing their Nazi-like tactics, demonizing the innocent, but scapegoatable Tea Party folks.

Friends. Friends. It has ALL been done before, and as long as this pestilence of progressivism exists, it will be done again. In the past, it was almost impossible for lone voices to combat this slick leftist behavior, but now, thanks to the radio, and the internet, we’re putting them on notice that we’re onto their cruel and dangerous lies. We know how the trick works.

Don’t get sidetracked. Don’t get disheartened. Don’t be put on the sidelines. Don’t let the lying Nazi like tactics of the left put you off one little bit. Don’t be sad…GET MAD!
Work as hard as possible to hand them their figurative lying heads in the upcoming elections.

Folks, they have thrown down the gauntlet. We must draw the line in the sand. Their whole existence is built on a mountain of lies and schemes… Their foundation is rotten. We must dig thorough their detritus, and topple this tower of Babble they are building before it overshadows us all.

Be of good cheer. We are battling with idiots who build castles of sand upon the beach. We’re the incoming tide folks.

Historical info from http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,528050,00.html

A Stern Warning to the Republican Leadership

The two parties, Democrats and Republicans are nothing alike. However, politicians are alike.

More times that I can remember, I have seen passionate Republicans argue important issues forcefully, and then, immediately, at the conclusion of the vote, win or lose, shut everything down just like turning off a water spigot.

As a passionate Tea Party advocate, representing a whole lot of people who feel just like I do, this time around, you do so at your own political peril.

There is nothing else so important as repealing this healthcare monstrosity. For the Republican leadership, this must be the beginning, not the end, for we know that by Obama’s very words, this is but the beginning of a string of socialist legislation that he and his minions will propose.

You are tasked with holding the line, gentlemen. You must hold until the troops arrive in November. The country, in peril, demands it of you!