Archive for April, 2010

You have heard the ancient Washington fable of a pack of blind democrats forming a committee to describe the elephant…

Democrats Go To See Elephant

One dem holding onto the tail thinks it’s a snake. Another hugging a leg thinks it’s a mighty oak tree. Another clutching the nose thinks it’s a fire hose. Another grabbing at the….well, you get the picture.  The whole thing reeks of so much elephant farfage. It would be embarrassing to watch these poor foolish blind dems laboring over this elephatine problem, were it not so funny.

The moral to the elephant/dem fable is that they are as predictable as water running downhill. By some as yet unknown instinct, they always run into the fire instead of away from it, and over the cliff instead of around it. Collectively, they are Coelacanths, living, breathing fossils of some bygone and God forsaken age when the earth spun backwards.

Case in point. Every human being with half a brain knows that in America, in order to have prosperity, all you have to do is to lower taxes and get out of the way of private enterprise.

But, dem socialists in charge of the country now are working their grand socialist theory, which must by design must become ever more complex and cockamamie as time goes along in an effort to make the damn thing work. Of course, it ALWAYS ends the same way….on the trash heap. Then private enterprise comes along, builds a raft of wealth, and then the cycle begins all over again. Here comes the elephant committee with their ideas…

This past Sunday morning, watching the Sunday Morning News Shows, it was so refreshing, seeing the elephant committee form around the burning question of what and whither the Tea Party.

The Sunday Morning guests, your typical New York and Washington elitist kool aid slurpers, didn’t have any more luck describing what was in front of their face than your average blind elephant theorist. Sitting there looking directly at clips from the tea parties, they JUST DON’T GET IT. They are blind to the obvious.

PA Gubner, Ed Rendell was particularly clueless. “Hell, on tax day, there weren’t more than a thousand tea partiers anywhere. I could get more than a 100,000 to show up if I called for a stop to taking the family poodle on a picnic and then roasting it on a slow fire for lunch.”

Ed Rendell, (You have seen him a million times. Hannity and his gang always start off by saying, I LOVE Ed Rendell!!! If I were gay I would want to have his child!!!)… He’s that guy. Well, I for one don’t care much for him. I don’t care for him because he’s an idiot. He’s a mouthpiece for the administration. If someone from the DNC (sounds like a gynecological procedure…DNC) calls ol Ed on Saturday night and tells him to go talk up friendly aliens from beyond Uranus, then on Sunday morning, guess what ol friendly Ed will be out talking? Ed is the worst kind of lackey. No brains, and no guts. So, I don’t care if Ed is cute and cuddly and Hannity likes him. I don’t. He’s more dangerous to the health of the nation than a case of the clap. Just another kool aid lopping Obama worshiper, given voice by the media…some of ours included.

Here at the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, we NEVER choose one person to rant over. We concentrate on the larger issues, like…will the nation survive Obama. Stuff like that. We never go off on any news personalities individually like Gubner Ed Rendell. That might be considered most impolite.

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In the pursuance of that mission, I have to confess that poking fun at liberals is…well…fun! And my my, have you noticed lately that more and more power libs are coming out of the closets as full blown progressives?

Did any of us even know what a progressive was, pre-Obama?? I sure didn’t. Now, feeling their oats, this secret society of lunatics is venturing out into the sunlight. This is a good thing. I say let the minions of darkness sally forth! Makes them all the easier to knock over come voting day. There are a whole lot more of US than THEM. I say box them up and let them out only during the designated evening hours on Halloween. Then they can be real scary and go boo for awhile until we toss them back in the closet where they belong.

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You want to know something? If everyone who comes here would do just one Share This, then one day soon, I could rar on back in my chair, toss my feets up on the desk, and holler for Michelle Malkin to bring me a cup of coffee. I mean this in a kindly way. Make it black Michelle. (Goal setting is a critical step in reaching one’s potential.)

“So after I signed the bill, I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling, some cracks opening up in the earth? Turned out it was a nice day. Birds were chirping…The tea party is full of losers, the little people…
Just like I had to remind John McCain the other day, I won and you people lost. I got tarp and ya’ll carped. I got the stimulus in about 15 minutes flat, filled the White House, your house, with people who think just like me. Next thing I took over the car companies and the banks. Half the people in America can’t even get an oil change or a loan without my say so. Then just last week I whipped the Republicans for fair and pushed over Obamacare.You think incandescent light bulbs are gonna get scarce, just try finding a band aid in a couple of years. Ha ha.

So, I’m saying to you tea drinkers out there, I’m bigger’n than you. I bow to no man! I’m a forward looker. If you think you got what it takes, I say go for it. Bring it on!”

Okey dokey Mr. President. No problem! We’re behind you all the way! Be seeing you in November.