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What would you do if you could be President Obama? I am sure you are much like me and have wished that you could be President Obama. While this is highly unlikely to happen, we can dream a little can’t we? Let’s pretend…

Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…

What would YOU do if you were President Obama?

An example would be….

Dear ATP,

If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!

Send your comment. Also, don’t be greedy. Send the link to this page to ALL your friends. Liberals too.

Everybody LOVES contests! The winner will receive a deluxe noprize. Think about what you can do with it. But you can’t win if you don’t send in your comment!

Please don’t think this is just some lame internet ploy to increase our readership by 1000% overnight. Your noprize awaits! Be the one!

Stuart, I’m Mother Abigail. I’m 111 years old and I still bake my own bread.

I’m in the way of knowing that I want you to brang ALL of your friends right here to this place. And I’m in the way of knowing that when they get through here, I want you to send them on along to that other place. (It’s where the speeching dude hangs out…)

I’m in the way of knowing that ALL your friends should click on that Google link over there to the left of the corn patch…yes, right over there, Stuart…over on the side…Right where it sometimes says Ads by Google and “Official Obama Website“…Or ANY of them ads, Stuart. Just any of them will do.

I’m in the way of knowing that mayhap when you click on that ad (or ANY of them ads), if it’s showing today, that you will help the conservative cause, because that ad pays, Stuart! It PAYS! But you and ALL your friends got to click that ad Stuart. And when you click that ad, Stuart, you will be magically transported to the place where the chief imp, and top apostate of the bad place dwells. There, Stuart, YOU MAKE YOUR STAND! Then you can go do something else…

In the true spirit of cooperation between the AlabamaTeaParty.org website and responsible civilian employees of the Obama Administration, we offer this short public service announcement.

Toilet water is a precious thing to waste. This video, produced in Brazil, and possibly paid for by Obama stimulus monies tries very hard to impress it upon you, the new peon, that it is more important than ever before to pee pee (below the equator in Brazil, xixi sounds like she-she. It does. Trust me por favor.) in the shower instead of the commode.

Brazil is decades ahead of the United States when it comes to socialism, but the American people are catching up quickly. This video is not new. It has been out for a year or so. Rerunning used Brazilian PSA’s saves energy because no new electrons must be created in the process.

ATP Housekeeping Reminder. We have no George Soros or PAC here. Our only source of funding is our humble ads. When you leave, turn off the lights and click on a Google advertisement on the sidebar which cost you nothing but a mo of your time. Then, go do something else. If each person who finds worth here would do that one simple click on each and every visit, then by Google’s nickels and dimes, we will become wealthy conservatives. Thank You. (Even IF you had to pay for a click, which you don’t, you would NOT be xixiing your money down the drain by supporting the ATP through wise clicking,)

I don’t usually include articles from other places here on your MOST CONSERVATIVE WEBSITE in the entire nation. I don’t have to. But, this time, I thought it a good lead-in to the point I wish to make….

Department of ‘Social Justice’?

Wednesday, July 07, 2010
By Glenn Beck

Remember the footage from the 2008 presidential election? It’s of New Black Panther Party members who were standing in front of a polling location in Philadelphia in full uniform wielding a police-style baton weapon. They were clearly trying to intimidate potential voters.

Now how many times have you seen guys in uniform with baton weapons in front of your polling place? I know, it happens all the time, right? Well, a complaint was filed in the U.S. District Court in Philadelphia against Samir Shabazz and Jerry Jackson. They were part of a national effort by the New Black Panthers to station members at polls and intimidate.

After the case was effectively won by the Department of Justice and a default sentencing was imminent in May of 2009, the DOJ made the unheard of move to suddenly file a notice of voluntary dismissal of the lawsuit for two of the defendants.

There had to be some reason for the sudden turnaround, right? Some logical explanation.

Maybe the defendants were unaware that they were standing in front of a polling location and it was all a big mix up. Maybe they were very, very sorry for violating Americans’ rights and engaging in an activity that African-Americans, of all people, should be offended by.

Most likely, you saw this on Beck. If, somehow you managed to miss his interpretation of the poll incident which took place in Philadelphia thusly:

Black Panther Intimidation At Polls?
Posted by Steve Schippert

Published: November 4, 2008 – 1:32 PM

Are Black Panther guards intimidating voters at city polls? The National Black Panther Party says as much.

“We will be at the polls in the cities and counties in many states to ensure that the enemy does not sabotage the black vote, which was won through the blood of the martyrs of our people.”

A confrontation in Philadelphia was reported, one between a veteran and two Black Panther guards…”

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Ok… Now that we’re up to speed…

I must confess that when this happened in 2008, I was SO impressed that I placed the photo below on my personal website homepage where I keep all of my important links. It’s one of only two pics on there… See the screen grab…

Back in those long gone days, I was flabbergasted that this story just came and went. The thug in the Che hat was toting a “nightstick.” How, in the name of all that is holy did it ever become a BATON?? ALL the news guys are referring to the crackerknocker in this guy’s paw as a BATON. Look here, friends. The beret guy is carrying a length of stick suitable for bouncing off white heads, and beating in the faces of they white babies. He’s a kook, nut, and a dangerous racist, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the last anti Jew rally at the U.N., and he is holding his night baton in a most menacing manner at a polling place. I think I would have been a little nervous having to walk around him to go vote. What about you?

So, I ax you again….How did the nightstick you see here become a BATON like high school girls carry in the homecoming parade and toss very highly indeed at the football game half time? I’ll bet the first time ol Racist Shabazz lands a thump on your head because you are voting the wrong way, you’ll stop calling it a sissy baton.

And while we’re at it. A simple question. If you do happen to have an opinion on the Shabazz/Poll/DOJ debacle, would you possibly feel differently now IF the Department of Justice had cracked down on Shabazz instead of giving him a pass?

ATP Housekeeping Reminder. We have no George Soros or PAC here. Our only source of funding is our humble ads. When you leave, turn off the lights and click on a Google advertisement on the sidebar which cost you nothing but a mo of your time. Then, go do something else. If each person who finds worth here would do that one simple click on each and every visit, then by Google’s nickels and dimes, we will become wealthy conservatives. Thank You.

J.Caesar

Death of Empire – Sometimes we get so caught up in the minutia that we lose sight of the larger picture.

The Roman Empire was the world’s greatest act until the emergence of the American nation.  Like all great civilizations, they all fall down. In all cases except the Republican form of government design of our system, the seeds of dissolution were sewn from the very beginning. The American system, alone, was designed to stand strong in the test of time

President Obama came to power by a combination of his own efforts, aided by the ceaseless work of the Democrats, and by the lack of character and will of the Republicans.  President Obama was and is The Perfect Storm. He has unleashed an oily tidal wave of supremely destructive and dynamic forces that seek to fundamentally change the nature, character, and structure of the United States.

As you are well aware, our three branchs of government, legislative, judicial, and executive, is so designed as to be so horribly fouled up and at constant at odds with itself, that it works in the long haul, because no one part can gain enough power over the other two to lead to dictatorship.

It is all bound together by our Constitution. If the Constitution is allowed to function and is abided by, the American Century can go on forever.

That being said, the one thing that can and will lead to the destruction of the country is the corruption of the Constitution.