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Frankly, we decided to end the “What Would I Do If I Were President Obama” contest early. We were expending too many resources trying to keep up with the many entries.

Besides that, some of the entries were a little appalling. One lady responded that she would take a trip to Spain. That’s all. Just go to Spain. Not only did this exhibit a total lack of imagination, but we thought it just a little selfish. We were hoping to get more selfless answers.

The winner was Harold Lauder of Ogunquit, Maine. Lauder’s winning entry follows…

Dear ATP,

“I have stridden the fuming way of sun-hammered tracks and my feet are very sore. I would buy a pair of cowboy boots for myself and….”

You get the idea. The tract continues on with some poetry and cussing Obama and such. It was the last entry we got, so we just picked it to be rid of this bad idea contest.

Lauder will receive the Grand NoPrize by registered mail. We thank each and everyone one of you that entered your thoughts. Enough of that.

Have you ever wondered why some of the big name rich industrialists of our age who should be God fearing republican conservatives turn out to be vacuous, elite, pustulated, liberal Obama voters? Wonder no more. A little lady who came for a visit, but overstayed her visa a bit, solved that mystery more than 50 years ago!
I just finished reading Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. I’m a fast reader, but at better than 1300 pages in paperback, it still took a looong time. There are worlds of stuff about Ayn Rand on the net, good and bad, so you’ll have no problem going further with your researches. I think my conservative review is as good as any pointy headed college educated liberal wacamole intellectual any time so you’re going to get it, especially if you are still reading.
As we all must, Ayn Rand came and went. January 20 1905 – March 6, 1982.
Originally a Roosian, she came to the United States in her teens, shortly after the revolution and stayed. She worked in Hollywood, wrote movie stuff, and must have been a real piece of work as a pal. She was evidently an atheist, thought faith was for suckers, and worshiped the sign of the dollar with a passionate zeal that by comparison would make an ardent Southern Baptist preacher look like a heretic. She was the essence of the essence of capitalism.
A failed disciple of hers will stun you. Ever heard of Alan Greenspan, the Fed God who led his children from monetary wilderness to monetary wilderness until he led them into the greatest monetary wilderness and then took a powder? Yes, Greenspan was a big believer in Rand and her theories, though he didn’t quite make the grade in real life.

What she wrote, she wrote from the standpoint of capitalism. Nothing else mattered, neither meat nor mountains.

Whatever else, she was brilliant with a capital B. Stunningly accurate about what’s going on in America…TODAY. She had NO well of knowledge to draw on. She was ahead of everyone…Goldwater, Regan, Rush…Everyone, and vastly more. She wrote the book on what is…why is… and what’s to come.

I doubt that any of our talking head heroes have read Atlas Shrugged all the way through, precisely because it is semi-science fiction, long, and extraordinary boring in places.
In my view, it is 3 books in one:
One third of the book is a love story from old movie love story hell.
Another third is Rand’s view on her very own made up philosophy called “objectivism.”
The best third is the part that will open up your eyes to what’s really going on around you with Obama, may his name be blessed 72 times, and his minions.
With the very power of old Nostradamus himself, Rand, in a book published in 1957, Atlas Shrugged. accurately predicts where the country is today and where it’s going if the shadows of things to come remain unaltered.
Keeping in mind that editors universally despise everything I write, Rand, isn’t an accomplished story teller. The looooong arc of her book is kinda clumsy, actually, particularly the ending. I promise, I give nothing away by telling you this. Regardless, if you are a conservative, you are GOING TO FINISH the book, even if it injures you. If you are Obama, you’re writing your own version this very minute.
Frankly, my suspicion is that her book serves mainly to give light to her theory of objectivism. However, in the meantime, if only one third of the book is concerned with what YOU are going to go ape over, that comes to a nify 450 pages! It’s a books worth of reading inside the book.
The plot is fairly simple for a 1300+ page book. Rand creates a dystopia where a girl named Dagny with a railroad falls for a gay ladies man from Argentina named Francisco, then a steel tycoon named Hank, and then…..well, that would be telling.
While all this is going on, in a world where most countries are called, “People States of“…. kind hearted industrialists start giving away the store, bringing on the Peoples State of America, where everyone is taken care of because they want to be taken care of, and nobody is better than anybody else, and Obama gets his way.
Actually, in the book Atlas Shrugged, Obama is probably laying around drinking wine and eating cheese on Air Force One all day long. He’s not even in the book. Just as in our world, in the world of Atlas Shrugged, everything is being run by administration Czars, such as the uber Czar, Mr. Stanley Mouch played by Obama chieftan, RAHM EMANUEL who decried, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” IT’s IN THE BOOK!
Atlas Shrugged is unlike any other utopia book. While the real world of our lord Obama has many elements of 1984 and Brave New World and Animal Farm….Ladies and gentlemens, Atlas Shrugged has ALL the elements of our present situation, progressing to the logical outcome…and you may take it from me, it’s scary as hell, and right on the button…unless the shadows of the future are changed.
But, spirit of Ayn Rand…Can it be changed??!

After you have read the book, as you watch your nightly television and get the latest utterly stupid, bizzare, deadly, ignorant, no comprehende Obama New Deal news, you will fall into my melodious television scream-chant of…. IT’s IN THE BOOK….IT’s IN THE BOOK….IT’s IN THE BOOK….
While Ayn Rand’s objectivism solution is elegant and may well work, it’s not the way most of us think. It’s not even the way most of could think if we tried. And frankly, if it did work, it would take the passion and zeal of a kool aid drinking liberal wacamole to make it work. Regardless, good theory or not, it ain’t happening.
Thus, Atlas Shrugged offers no real world solutions, but it does lay out exquisitely, and in great precision what is going on today and what will happen if it’s not stopped. It BLOWS AWAY all other books of its kind. And the really wonderful spooky thing of it is that it was written way back in 1957. The things in that book that relate to today were unknowable at the time. At that time there was simply no store of knowledge to use to guess the future that is ours. Nobody could have seen our situation coming in full, as Ayn Rand did in Atlas Shrugged.
By the way, the book ending of Atlas Shrugged is right out of the ending of the movie, “Things to Come.” If you know the movie of which I speak, and you read the book Atlas Shrugged, you’ll see what I’m talking about. If you neither know the movie or intend to read Atlas Shrugged, then never mind.
Most writers write about what they know. Some (mostly scifi writers and global warming and cooling fans) attempt extrapolation.

More often than not, when they extrapolate, that is, use contemporary knowledge to predict the future…most often they get it dead wrong. Most future things can not be known using this process…. But Rand divined the future…..down to the kool aid korpuscles flowing in the veins of namby pamby sissy liberals. If you only commit book suicide once in your life, you MUST read Atlas Shrugged.

You’re going see the daily news in a whole new….and more scary light than ever before.
As long as the suicides from states like Minnesota continue to inexplicably give us senators like popular lunatic fringe kool aid drinking left wing funny man Al Franken, you can rest assured that the spinning ghost of Ayn Rand continues to scream from the grave…. “It’s ALL in my flipping book! Moron!”
Thanks to Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged, knowing what we know of why things are, and what things are to come, why do we permit this political abomination to continue? Who is John Galt?

What would you do if you could be President Obama? I am sure you are much like me and have wished that you could be President Obama. While this is highly unlikely to happen, we can dream a little can’t we? Let’s pretend…

Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…

What would YOU do if you were President Obama?

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Dear ATP,

If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!

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Toilet water is a precious thing to waste. This video, produced in Brazil, and possibly paid for by Obama stimulus monies tries very hard to impress it upon you, the new peon, that it is more important than ever before to pee pee (below the equator in Brazil, xixi sounds like she-she. It does. Trust me por favor.) in the shower instead of the commode.

Brazil is decades ahead of the United States when it comes to socialism, but the American people are catching up quickly. This video is not new. It has been out for a year or so. Rerunning used Brazilian PSA’s saves energy because no new electrons must be created in the process.

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I don’t usually include articles from other places here on your MOST CONSERVATIVE WEBSITE in the entire nation. I don’t have to. But, this time, I thought it a good lead-in to the point I wish to make….

Department of ‘Social Justice’?

Wednesday, July 07, 2010
By Glenn Beck

Remember the footage from the 2008 presidential election? It’s of New Black Panther Party members who were standing in front of a polling location in Philadelphia in full uniform wielding a police-style baton weapon. They were clearly trying to intimidate potential voters.

Now how many times have you seen guys in uniform with baton weapons in front of your polling place? I know, it happens all the time, right? Well, a complaint was filed in the U.S. District Court in Philadelphia against Samir Shabazz and Jerry Jackson. They were part of a national effort by the New Black Panthers to station members at polls and intimidate.

After the case was effectively won by the Department of Justice and a default sentencing was imminent in May of 2009, the DOJ made the unheard of move to suddenly file a notice of voluntary dismissal of the lawsuit for two of the defendants.

There had to be some reason for the sudden turnaround, right? Some logical explanation.

Maybe the defendants were unaware that they were standing in front of a polling location and it was all a big mix up. Maybe they were very, very sorry for violating Americans’ rights and engaging in an activity that African-Americans, of all people, should be offended by.

Most likely, you saw this on Beck. If, somehow you managed to miss his interpretation of the poll incident which took place in Philadelphia thusly:

Black Panther Intimidation At Polls?
Posted by Steve Schippert

Published: November 4, 2008 – 1:32 PM

Are Black Panther guards intimidating voters at city polls? The National Black Panther Party says as much.

“We will be at the polls in the cities and counties in many states to ensure that the enemy does not sabotage the black vote, which was won through the blood of the martyrs of our people.”

A confrontation in Philadelphia was reported, one between a veteran and two Black Panther guards…”

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Ok… Now that we’re up to speed…

I must confess that when this happened in 2008, I was SO impressed that I placed the photo below on my personal website homepage where I keep all of my important links. It’s one of only two pics on there… See the screen grab…

Back in those long gone days, I was flabbergasted that this story just came and went. The thug in the Che hat was toting a “nightstick.” How, in the name of all that is holy did it ever become a BATON?? ALL the news guys are referring to the crackerknocker in this guy’s paw as a BATON. Look here, friends. The beret guy is carrying a length of stick suitable for bouncing off white heads, and beating in the faces of they white babies. He’s a kook, nut, and a dangerous racist, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the last anti Jew rally at the U.N., and he is holding his night baton in a most menacing manner at a polling place. I think I would have been a little nervous having to walk around him to go vote. What about you?

So, I ax you again….How did the nightstick you see here become a BATON like high school girls carry in the homecoming parade and toss very highly indeed at the football game half time? I’ll bet the first time ol Racist Shabazz lands a thump on your head because you are voting the wrong way, you’ll stop calling it a sissy baton.

And while we’re at it. A simple question. If you do happen to have an opinion on the Shabazz/Poll/DOJ debacle, would you possibly feel differently now IF the Department of Justice had cracked down on Shabazz instead of giving him a pass?

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