Putin Wins – It Could Happen Here
Vlad wins again. Shadow of the Iron Curtain seen once more…
Readers of the AlabamaTeaparty.org website may recall that the ATP has had a Russia bureau operating somewhere in that fabled nation. It is no more.
I just received correspondence from my bureau chief, “A” that he quits. From now on, he wrote, he wishes to be perfectly “PC.” He added, “…I quit political correspondence from now, ’cause I scare. Honestly.”
What the libs here in America can never be made to understand is that many folks who do what I do, and that is express opinions from the right, feel that we may be in much the same position as my former Russian correspondent, should the November election go the wrong way.
While we have all the fun commenting on the state of the Obama led democrat state, in the end, this is serious business.
A Statement From the Most Conservative Website
In a surprise late night document dump on March 3 2012 the Most Conservative Website in America issued an emergency apology via their proprietary gizmonic networking technology…
For over 2 years the ATP website has striven to illustrate the absurd behavior of the American left, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, but is now more understanding of their admirable views on stuff.
“In a recent article”, stated the editor of the ATP, “ I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke.”
The editor of the prestigious and widely read and discussed ATP further stated, “ My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices. There is absolutely nothing funny about a condom.”
Early reaction to the sincere apology of the ATP by the national news media including ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC, to name a few, has been overwhelmingly positive. Many commentators have publicly stated that the AlabamaTeaParty.org website should now be praised and be even more widely read.
The editor of the ATP has been contacted repeatedly for further comment on his humbling apology to Ms. Fluke, but refuses further comment.
The AlabamaTeaParty.org website is the most respected, most quoted, and most conservative website in America according to possible recent polls by respected polling organizations.
Sandra Fluke Owes Her FUTURE to Rush Limbaugh
Sandra Fluke, that courageous lady, who by all computations of experts must have relations at a minimum of three times a day, to blow through $3000 of free contraceptives owes her future to none other than Rush Limbaugh.
There are two approaches for conservatives to the Fluke saga. One is satire, and the other is to treat it with all the seriousness it deserves. Either way, it amounts to the same thing.
You have to admit that the Sandra Fluke story (Soon to be made into a movie) is tons more fun than worrying with stuff like Korans, Iran, and a future with Obama unleashed.
Sandra Fluke is not a fluke. I don’t know the lady, and until today I had not thought of getting any closer than ten feet to this despicable story. But the whole thing has been blown so out of proportion that I had no choice, really.
Sandra Fluke is obviously the tip of the spear first burnished by Steffie Stephanopoulos at the debate last month. It’s all a setup. Always was.
But what is a new thing for you to consider is that Fluke owes more to Rush than she can ever repay.
From a struggling student working as hard as she could to win the coveted MPGOC (Most Popular Girl On Campus) award for the yearbook, Fluke chose a gambit so bizarre as to propel her to be among the most viewed vids on YouTube, and to seal her eventual career.
- Rush knows…
- Fluke knows…
- Nancy Pelosi knows…
- And now you are going to know…
Sandra Fluke can now write her own ticket. Rush has taken this girl who is going broke purchasing contraceptives and turned her into a celebrity.
Yes, her parents should be proud of her. Because of her risky entrepreneurial thinking, she will have a choice of career paths… I’m not kidding. We should be jealous. Why didn’t *I* think of this?? I would have gladly testified to democrats in congress for a chance like this and I’m a GUY!
- She can run and win at politics…
- She can become a tenured professoress immediately…
- She can be placed on the Supreme Court of the United States
- She can be a centerfold
Thanks to Rush, this free spirited Fluke woman has bona fides as a real girl hero of the radical wacko left. She has war wounds and she has scars and medals. She owes her bright future to Rush!
All thanks to Rush Limbaugh, a man who has compassion for the underdog and does what he can to see to it that all deserving women get ahead in this tough world.
Isn’t it wonderful when someone succeeds in our great nation working with not much more than the price of a six pack of free condoms?
