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Dan Rather, famous defunct CBS Newsman, once made the comment that defined his life and gave courage to us all. While it has been much re-quoted, do you know where it came from? His imperious words ring down to this very day with new meaning and promise, as we attempt to fathom what motivates President Obama…

June 1, 1983, Wednesday Late City Final Edition, NY Times
Dan Rather defended the accusations linking a doctor to an insurance-fraud scheme in a controversial segment of ”60 Minutes,” testifying today in a slander suit against CBS. He noted that…

”If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you’ve got a duck.”

Hear hear Mr. Rather! We couldn’t agree more! Hear hear! Harrumph!

My friends. Do you recall that when Rush Limbaugh made his famous statement that he “Hoped Obama fails,” he brought down the very fires of hell upon himself from a wrathful press. Do you recall that even you were shocked?

I was shocked, and that’s saying something. But just like you, I got over it quickly. Now, the validity of  those words delivered by Mr. Rush On Facebook himself is beyond question.

We all hoped he would fail, even as we have watched him succeed beyond the wildest imaginings of Lucifer on his throne.

Also, do you recall that when some questioned Mr. Obama’s religious preferences, they were castigated and threatened with immediate expulsion from the very human race?

Looking back, do you have a sense that our favorite talkers made much of an issue about Obama and his Muslim tendencies? The answer is no. It was downplayed, ignored, or downright dismissed by everyone with a microphone. And for good reason too. To even hint that Obama has Muslim longings was and still is seen as being somehow bad flavor.

I have never addressed this issue myself. It’s something we all see, but shy away from. In the end, what difference does it make, we think to ourselves.

Friends, may I call you a friend? President Obama’s outreach to the Muslin community is unprecedented. It is so unprecedented that it curdles the imagination.

And you know, it might not be so bad, if he hadn’t shown his butt to Israel at the same time. When you put this together, something stinks.

Quoth Obama’s teleprompter, Friday night on 13th of August, “Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground,” Obama said at a White House dinner celebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan. “But let me be clear: as a citizen and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.”

These words he spoke at the well known Iftar celebration at the White House…

According to the NY Times, “In hosting the iftar, Mr. Obama was following a White House tradition that, while sporadic, dates to Thomas Jefferson, who held a sunset dinner for the first Muslim ambassador to the United States. President George W. Bush hosted iftars annually.”

Well ding dong! Much good Mr. Jefferson’s manners and charity did. Much of the Muslim world hates our guts!

Where did those sillys at the NY Times dig that up? Sounds a little iffy to me, not to besmirch the excellent reportage of the NY Times. Someone needs to check up on this, Mr. Glenn Beck.

Let me be very clear here. To Americans, this is not a religious issue. Americans have spent untold amounts of treasure and thousands of lives fighting for the rights of Muslims around the world. To volunteer to go, risking the possibility to die for strangers in a strange land says a lot about Americans.

More, many courageous men and women, who just happen to be Muslim have risked, and lost their lives in one way or the other here and abroad in the fight against radicalism. Because of the nature of the fight, we’ll never know their names or their stories.

Indeed, the protection and defense of the homeland could not be successfully waged without the help and cooperation of courageous American Muslims willing to come forward with vital information, because they believe it is the right and just thing to do.

The issue is NOT religion. Americans simply don’t think that way. The issue is the handling of the whole issue. America should tell the story, at every opportunity, of how we have helped Muslims. President Obama should tell the story of sacrifice of the American nation for beleaguered peoples worldwide, and done it with no expectation of reward. Americans are defenders…not conquerors.

Frankly, given a choice, American soldiers would rather be sent “over there” to throw candy instead of hand grenades. If a third choice were available, they would even more wish to just stay home.

Instead, we have a PC guilt trip put on us by our own government, as if we have been bad. The whole situation is upside down.

When the majority of people in New York don’t, quite understandably, want a Mosque being built in the shadow of the remains of the World Trade Center, the polite thing to do would be to say Ok, and move it on down the street with only thanks and praise from Americans. But that’s not what’s going to happen. It’s going to fought by people with political agendas and made to look like another case of American religious and racial intolerance. And it will have international, detrimental, and possibly deadly implications.

Regardless, if Obama is our first Muslim president, defined by his deeds, rather than his oath, he should step forward and declare it.

You know, there are some Christians and Jews who are Christians and Jews, but don’t have it stamped on their ID card. Yet, if asked, they’ll happily tell you that they are a Christian, or a Jew, or a Catholic. You don’t have to be a card carrying religionist to be one, you know.

Just fess up. We won’t think any less of you than we already do. Promise!

In summation, Obama’s faith choices aren’t important. However, his actions, dictated by his belief system is important, when it serves to the detriment of the nation. When you overlay his fascination with all things Middle East and Muslim on your view of the man, many of his whimsical dictates become very clear indeed. See, Muslim On The Moon.

Road change you can believe in.

It takes a cool hand to fool the American people, and we know just the man to do it. Introducing Cool Hand Barack…

What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. Check this out…

Obama Signs Border Bill to Increase Surveillance
President Obama signed into law a $600 million bill on Friday August 13th to pay for 1,500 new border agents, additional unmanned surveillance drones and new Border Patrol stations along the southwest border.

Sounds pretty nifty, huh? Folks finally getting what they want, and passed by congress on their vacation. Serious change and all of that.

When I heard this, the old 60 watt light bulb clicked on about six inches above my noggin. So why would Obama eagerly snap up legislation that he has shown a reluctance to address, what with his pressing vacation schedule and all? I have the answer, but first let me tell you a little about a strange phenomenon in Alabama.

In Alabama, our roads aren’t too bad most days. It could be because of the comparatively mild winters. You won’t find ice scrapers or tire chains in Alabama, and the roads rarely, if ever freeze down to the dirt.

Even so, roads do wear out, and when that happens, we expect a new coat of pavement. However, in Alabama, our roads only get paved every four years or so in the last couple of months leading up to ‘lection day.

It’s an old southern tradition. Perhaps it is done by incumbent politicians to aid the voting folk to be able to get to the polls without having to dodge potholes. How thoughtful! And while the voting folks (volksvoter) are voting, maybe they will appreciate their shiny new roads so much that they’ll vote for the incumbent what brung em to the voting booth.

At least that is the theory, and it has been practiced for as long as I can remember. Even back in the day, the pols would see to it that the chain gangs would lay down a fresh new layer of tar gravel.

I make a prediction. I will predict that between now and ‘lection day, our dear President Obama, may he be blessed 72 times, will more and more do things you like. Why, were it up to him, even your newborn babies would be born fully clothed!

You watch carefully. You’ll see your roads, whatever they may be, abundantly laid with a new mane of tar gravel so magnificent that you’ll jes naturally want to thank the incumbents what brung it to you.

At least, that’s the theory. Don’t be fooled. Even de man wid no eyes can see through that. He’s a tough old boy.

John SteinBECK

Glenn Beck warned early in his show that I’d love his upcoming tattletale on the newest iniquities of the left, and he did not disappoint.

Beck allowed that there would be a new blockade busting botilla to challenge Israel on the high seas. The name of this new Kamikaze mission? How about, ” The Audacity of Hope?”

Read on….From the NY Times quoting from something called UStoGaza.org….

We turn to you to help make the U.S. boat, The Audacity of Hope, a reality. We must raise at least $370,000 in the next month. These funds will be used to purchase a boat large enough for 40-60 people, secure a crew, and cover the licensing and registering of the boat. In addition, the funds will subsidize some other costs of sending a U.S. delegation. [...]

From the deck of The Audacity of Hope, we will be in a powerful and unique position to challenge U.S. foreign policy and affirm the universal obligation to uphold human rights and international law.

I’m not Jewish. Being from the deep south, I have probably never met more than a half dozen Jews in my entire life, and I was in grade school when JFK got shot. Nevertheless, I have always been a supporter of the little country as most conservatives are.

When I finished wiping the blood from the couch that had shot from my eyes, I said something very naughty. The Managing Editor of AlabamaTeaParty.org, used to these outbursts, said simply that President Obama should pick up the phone immediately and tell whoever was on the other end to find out who these people are so as to tell him who’s ass he should kick.

Obama is in a similar situation to John Steinbeck, should the KKK have decided to blockade American shipping lanes with a botilla called, “The Grapes of Wrath.”

Obama should ask himself, “What would Steinbeck do?”

If Obama does nothing, then it would be very telling, now wouldn’t it? You can bet this story will be updated…one way or the other.

In a stunner, and I don’t use that adjective lightly, former, and good riddance Fed Chairman Alan Greespan was on Meet the Press Sunday promoting tax increases.

In case you missed it for good reasons like mucking out the bird cage, here’s the scoop…

When asked by the young, dashing host of Meet the Press host, David Duchovny, the direct question, ” You don’t agree with Republican leaders who say tax cuts pay for themselves?”

MR. GREENSPAN: They do not.

In other words, Greenspan doesn’t believe in tax cuts. The ONLY way you get tax cuts these days is to put them in place and let them pay for themselves as they have done time after time. It’s the way it works.

There have ever only been two real czars in this country. J. Edgar Hoover of the FBI and Alan Greenspan of the Fed. In contrast, the rest have been piddly little czarinas. (Little czars.)

For years,  Greenspan was the darling of the presidents and wielded more and totally secret power than the Russian czars with his goings on at the Fed. He was in power through some of the worst financial times in the nation’s history. To this day I don’t know if he ameliorated or caused the financial collapse and aftermaths during his tenure at the Fed. More, I have often wondered if his actions laid the groundwork for where we are today.

Greenspan either had a stroke early on and is only well now, or has had a stroke recently. Either way, his current comments are bizarre to say the least.

In the next article, you’ll learn that Greenspan was one of Ayn Rand’s earliest disciples. And if Rand could, she would rise from her low place in the ground and simply pinch his head off. It’s that serious.

Greenspan committed blasphemy of the most egregious sort.

Read the next article to see where Greenspan’s head should be….

Congressperson Maxine Waters said Wednesday, “The enema is the conservative media. The right-wing press is using that platform to literally do their organizing, to intimidate you and basically run this country.” Calls the AlabamaTeaParty.org website an enema.

Maxine Waters, congressperson D California just called the AlabamaTeaParty.org website the “enema.”  She was partially correct in that there is no more conservative website in all of America than the one you’re looking at this very moment! More, our verbiage is so fluid and pure and sweet smelling that you will never ever have to even consider for a moment flushing it, as it were.

Maxine went on to say, “We’ve got to say to folks in leadership whether it’s the White House or anywhere else, don’t be so afraid of white folks that you treat black people bad.”

This was a not so veiled threat to President Obama, may his name be blessed 72 times, to do more for the black folk. Obama responded by disbanding NASA and sending all the used rockets to the Middle East.

The AlabamaTeaParty.org website believes that Maxine Waters is refreshing in that she totally ignores all conventions of political correctness and just says whatever comes to her damaged brain. It takes imagination to call the AlabamaTeaParty.org site, an enema!

Witness once again, Maxine at her brain dead level best on or about May 22, 2008. Stay seated…the punchline comes at the end of the vid… Kudos to the Fox reporter for that GREAT reach for an excuse for Maxine.

The AlabamaTeaParty.org website LOVES Maxine Waters. She’s yet another dem gift that just keeps on giving…just like a blown oil well.

Who among us ever said that gushers were a thing of the past? Listen to Maxine spew!

We just wished she hadn’t called the AlabamaTeaParty.org website the enema of the people! Bad Maxine! Bad! Grrr Maxine!

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Don’t forget to turn out the lights when you leave. Do it for Maxine. Be neat…Retweet! Woof!