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Famous AlabamaTeaParty.org Alumnus and Diety Passes On At Age 39

The ATP was saddened to learn that one of our earliest supporters, Kim Jong IL was suddenly struck by death on a train trip to Hawaii over the Christmas holidays

Kim Jong, who you may remember, led the victorious NK forces as it battled the forces of the imperial nation of America.

America, led by President Truman, finally sued for peace, offering land if IL would just call his guys off. IL declined to accept Iowa, Wisconsin, and Nevada, but ended the war anyway.

Kim Jong, who died of the sudden ILness, will be fondly remembered, and we eagerly look forward to the resumption of his witty comments, when his move to his new residence is completed.

In other news, sales this Christmas were in the minus numbers until our dear leader, President Obama using the American credit card hit on a scheme to save the nation’s bacon… He rented the state of Hawaii for Christmas.

The American credit card, btw, is not to be confused with the American Express card. The American card is an open ended charge card issued to Obama by the adoring American people when he was inaugurated.

Calling on all millionaires like Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi to aid their country in time of crisis, soon, all the congressional millionaires and others were flocking to the big Christmas party in the Aloha state.

In no time at all, because of online orders for seafood, liquor, golf equipment, etc., the Christmas sales slump was reversed. Now, with sales figures proudly sitting at plus 16, the country has a fine financial bump going into 2012.

Have and Old Fashioned Conservative Christmas interlude.

If you’re like me, and you probably are, else you wouldn’t be here, you’re most likely about worn out with talk radio right about now. All our favorites are off playing golf or loafing around the mansion…whatever, and the second stringer fill-ins just don’t cut it.

Besides all that even WE need a break once in awhile. It’s the Christmas season, and we’d like to jolly on up some.

Me personal? I start MY Christmas right after Halloween. I LIKE Christmas.

And how do I do that, you might ax? Well, it’s simple really. I have a couple or three hundred or so old time CHRISTMAS radio shows that I play while I’m working, traveling, or sitting up in my lonely hunting stand. Things like that.

I even have my own personal FM radio station so that I can listen to my selections on the radio while I’m doing useful things in the yard. It’s FM 107.9 and if you’re within two blocks of the house sometime I invite you to tune in.

Frankly, I don’t know why I never thought to mention this here before now. I have been doing this for Christmas for years and years.

I have for you, if you are interested, some of my favorite OTR shows that I can guarantee that you have never heard before.

I also have a selection of traditional Christmas music…all BRAND NEW that you have never heard. Just click the banner or the links below. There are two pages of them.

Old Fashioned Christmas Part 1 | Old Fashioned Christmas Part II

Oh...in case you haven’t caught on, this stuff is brand new because if you haven’t heard it, then it’s new. Right?

Have an old fashioned conservative Christmas interlude on me. It’s my FAVORITE time of the year to listen to Christmas shows from the golden age of Christmas in America.

Norm

Are You A Real Conservative Yet?

This election season has brought in a boatload of new folks. Maybe you are one of them. Chances are that you are new to conservatism. All things considered in your life, you reason, and from everything you hear and read, you ARE a conservative. At least more conservative than not. And this is just fine.

I suspect most folks are born liberal and have to learn conservatism. You might be only 80% conservative now, but the rest will come in time, if that’s your fate. Stuff like that.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Nemo or Nero, Neto..something like that and he was so confused that he went to see a computer generated program lady to find out what he was. All he learned on that visit was that she couldn’t bake cookies worth a dang and that sometimes a spoon is not a spoon. The boy was mighty confused. The good news was that he eventually figured out that not only was he a conservative, but the most powerful and best conservative ever grown in a test tube. Therefore there is time and hope for you as well.

You might be surprised to learn that real conservatives are not iconoclastic. That’s a big word that means we don’t all think alike.

I happen to be a social conservative and a fiscal socialist. What this means is that I believe in God, country, motherhood, etc;, but I also believe that rich folks have too much money and I want some of it. I remain a conservative by the letter of the law because I’m not only willing to work to get their money, but also, I wouldn’t want it any other way.

But one thing I have learned…and learned the hard way. There are two classes of conservatives…

• Rich conservatives

• Poor conservatives

AND these two sets of conservatives are NOT the same. What I have learned is that as for rich folks, MONEY TAKES CARE OF MONEY. Most often, rich conservatives and rich liberals have a lot more in common with each other than with poor conservatives.

In the big cities, where chaos reigns, you might not notice the differences. But in small town America, it’s pretty glaring. In small town America, the poor folks know who the rich folks are.

Try me out. You live in a small town and you know the rich folks. You might be one to say, “Hey, old rich farmer Fred acts just like one of us!”

Right away you just made a class distinction. “Hey, farmer Fred puts his coveralls on one suspender at a time just like me. And he’s always good for a wave or a hello down at the corner soda shop. He milks his own cows and gets in his own hay. He’s a regular guy!”

However, farmer Fred is not a regular poor guy. He’s not because if the by gone doggedest hottest summer to ever come along drys up all of his hay crop, and all his cow’s udders fall off, farmer Fred still has plenty of money in the bank. He’ll get by…..and he KNOWS it. But since he’s a conservative too, he doesn’t get cocky about it.

Now, a real conservative wouldn’t have farmer Fred envy. A real conservative would be glad that his friend and neighbor, rich old farmer Fred was able to weather the summer. And real conservative farmer Fred doesn’t flaunt his wealth. He might go on a cruise in Alaska at the end of the long dry summer, but he doesn’t brag on it. Rich and poor conservatives get along.

Unfortunately, farmer Fred might be on the cruise with the most liberal rich family in the county. Money runs with money and money takes care of money…most times.

Which brings us to Newt Gingrich. (A few columns back, I invited him to comment, and I still haven’t heard from him, btw…)

Newt Gingrich is a rich conservative. This is undeniable. What’s also undeniable is that for years I have watched as he hobnobbed with all the richest conservative folks, societies, clubs, groups, combines, PACS, you name it. You never saw him partying with any poor conservatives.

So, it strikes me as a bit odd that nowadays, you are far more likely to see him in an Iowa coffee shop slurping bad coffee and eating a pastry rather than in the halls of the rich and famous conservatives slurping wine and eating cheese. Even better, the poor conservatives have formed the base of his support, and most of his fat cat rich friends have turned their backs on him.

For YEARS Newt has carefully cultivated rich conservatives…and now, even as he stands at the foot of the throne, they deny him thrice before the chicken calls at daylight. But the poor conservatives flock to him.

Newt, have you learned YOUR lesson? RICH Republicans are often just another name for ELITE Republicans….and those folks are often on a different track than POOR Republicans.

Newt, since your base of support these days is most often made up of POOR Republicans, will you espouse their interests before and after your ascension, or will you turn back to your old fat cat (Elite Country Club) Republican pals who no doubt will once again allow you to be their friend?

There is a lesson here for us all. Money takes care of money until they turn on you.

This is a really strange election season. Mui el loco, as they say a little further south.