Left to Right: Greta, Frodo, Samwise, Ann

At the end of the day Ann Coulter towers head and shoulders above Frodo and Samwise, who likewise eclipse Greta. With one photo exception, and we suspect that it was doctored, nobody has ever seen Greta’s legs.

We at your AlabamaTeaParty.org megasite firmly believe that there is nothing wrong with Ann Coulter that a Big Mac wouldn’t cure. Remember the time Beck shook a piece of cake at her and she fled in horror to never be seen on that show again?

Have you noticed, as we have, that lately, Hannity has been tossing bomblets at he who must not be named (Glenn Beck), casting aspersions on his Republicanlyness? There is a definite balloon rising that Beck is trolling for a third TeaParty, and Hannity is the guy with the helium bottle.

More, we get the feeling that Ann Coulter, who is the quintessential conservative woman that we all love gets this eeeee-uuuu feeling every time the TeaParty is mentioned. It definitely feels like there is more than a little elitism there.

Near the end of the Friday show, Hannity took a call from a woman that went toe to toe with him over the Republican Party, saying that she was fed up with them, as we all are, and railed on for the establishment of the third party. She called Hannity a “Republican apologist,” to which he vehemently denied…and then went on to apologize for them, especially his hero Newt.

Actually, Newtie is a real Republican hero, and all good conservatives revere him, but it must be admitted that he’s had some real boneheads over the last few years. The most dangerous thing to the chances for victory of the Republican Party is to give the presidential nod to a retread, and Newt, though we love him dearly, is a retread.  Does anybody remember Bob Dole’s disastrous run. The Republican party gave us the disease that keeps on giving for generations called Bill Clinton. Anyone remember that? If you do, you’ll remember how excited you were to pull that R lever in the voting booth. About the same or a little less than the last time around with McCain. We can’t have that again. No.

Assuming his most imperious demeanor, Hannity started to dress the lady down, but she held her ground. Where many women (and a few sissy men) would have burst into tears, she gave as good as she got. If anything, she managed to back Hannity down a notch, because, as the conversation went on, he couldn’t find a soft place to stab his oral dagger.

While we also disagree with the lady’s assessment that a third party is called for, nevertheless, we had a good time seeing Hannity get a dose of his own medicine.

More disturbing is the development of the idea that the TeaParty folks want a third party, and even more disturbing is that Beck is being cast as the leader of such a movement. It’s a democrat-like snow job. We’re tired of Hannity’s petulance, we’re not seminar bloggers, and we’re not changing the channel.

It is a solid fact that while TeaParty folks sympathize with the need of a third party, they in no way are calling for it, or supporting it. We know with precise data from the Perot debacle that the only answer is to infiltrate and hold the Republican Party to justice. We understand completely that to support third party candidates is the same as supporting democrat candidates. We also know that with the kind of muscle the TeaParty is developing, we can force out the namby pambies in the Republican Party, and insert our own good folks. (And in a few years toss them out when they forget who brung them to the party.)

So, Hannity and Coulter, quit your worrying. And Hannity, quit your sniping at Beck. In trying to make him out to be the fool, you only fool yourself. Do what you do the best, and we’ll be there every step of the way with you.

Your supporters, of which most of the TeaParty folks are, have enough respect for you and Beck. Put that jealousy thing in a box. You want to do the right thing? Make peace with Beck and the right kind of example for your adoring fans. See the ATP article dated January 13th for more on this…  http://alabamateaparty.org/most-conservative-blog/the-mark-levin-glen-beck-feud/ …

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