America Is A Liberal Nation
July 7th, 2009
Funny header coming as it were on the MOST Conservative blog known to exist in the United States of America. Funny but true. Let me qualify…
Ol’ Rush, as you know, loves to say that America is Center-Right. I disagree. America is and always has been liberal. Case in point, the death penalty… America is liberal precisely because along with the death sentence, there is the hope for a life sentence too. Now, that’s what I call liberality!
America is a liberal nation. Witness the Rush Limbaugh squared super star commenter of his day, 
Will Rogers…. For those born yesterday, Will Rogers was America’s spokesman, ambassador, and philosopher to not only the U.S., but the entire world in the 1920′s, up until his untimely death in 1935. Rogers was a democrat.
In a speech that was to come to be called his “Bacon and Beans and Limousines” speech, among other things, Rogers said, “Europe don’t like us and they think we’re arrogant, and bad manners, and have a million faults, but every one of em, well, they give us credit for being liberal… I do know that America is fundamentally liberal.“
In October 1931 when he made the speech on the radio, coming out of the roaring 20′s, America was a touch liberal, by their standards. Compared to today though….well, you know. Things changed a lot once we developed the pill, breast implants, and Viagra.
He said once, “I’m not a member of any organized party. I’m a Democrat.” Will Rogers was a democrat, but he was not a liberal as we know them today. Today Rogers would be classified as a conservative like the rest of us.
Democrats actually used to be some of the best kind of conservatives until they were infiltrated by liberal alien brain suckers from beyond Uranus, and what there was left of them became Republicans.
Oh yes…the roots of the democrat party are conservative roots… The last of them, the southern democrats, went Republican under Ronald Regan.
And the original root stock of the liberal fascist left in the United States of America, AD 2009 is located in Europe. The contagion came here on the Mayflower. It came here last week. Like fungus, it flourishes in the dark places, shunning the light. It’s the underfloor of the modern democrat party.
America is liberal in the sense of states rights and self determination (or not), and the right to succeed…or fail. To worship or not worship. To give a damn about Obama and his destructive path, or to just go fishing. That’s all liberal think. And the best of it has been subsumed as planks in the conservative foundation.
There isn’t much foundation left for the zombies on the far left (who are incorrectly labeled standard liberals) who just happen to be running the country right now. And prospects for reconciliation isn’t great, because as anyone who has tried knows…you can’t compromise with a zombie. Feed them a finger and they’ll bite off your whole arm every time.
On another note of interest: America is a liberal nation. We’re so liberal that we are the ONLY nation on the face of the whole earth who not only lets folks from elsewhere come and live with us, but also to be ONE OF US…100% Pure American. This is a VERY important concept to remember.
Elsewhere, and ask anyone who travels, you may be welcome for a day or a year, or a decade, but you will never ever be allowed to become one with the tribe. You will forever be someone from America who has come to stay.
So, the next time you say to yourself that Germany or France or England are liberal nations, 
take a look at the United States of America, the truly liberal nation. We’re so liberal that we’re By God Conservatives!
There is more than one reason that we call the liberal folks living in foreign countries, “aliens.” Think about it.
Liberals living in other countries are called EXPATRIATES……even after they become CITIZENS of almost Any Other Nation on earth.
"Alabama Conservative": that says all you need to know about the intellectual level of this pathetically written blob. Sorry: blog.
I don't know what this comment means but I'm letting it through our rigorous decrapping process. I think cunningham is being mean, but I'm not sure. Are Conservatives Expats in their own country? Might be some day.
It means that you're sadly in error by saying that "we are the ONLY nation on the face of the whole earth who not only lets folks from elsewhere come and live with us, but also to be [citizens]": It's possible to become a citizen of any developed nation "on the face of the earth". And of most developing nations, should anyone choose to do so.
& no, it's not true that "we call the liberal folks living in foreign countries,[sic: misplaced comma] 'aliens'." We're called EXPATRIATES.
You were wrong on both counts. As you were in most of the whole article. Do some research before you let loose more unfounded drivel!
"And the original root stock of the liberal fascist left in the United States of America, AD 2009 is located in Europe. The contagion came here on the Mayflower." Now WTH does THAT mean?? That "liberal fascists" came on the Mayflower?? OMG. MY family came on the Mayflower, & they were ANYTHING but liberals (by today's standards) or fascists!
And, BTW, "liberal fascist" is an irreconcilable oxymoron.
You've been reading too much Jonah Goldberg (himself, only a moron.)
Will Rogers was not "conservative". He had a homespun way of speaking, but not a "conservative". He also said, “A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money." He WASN'T talking about himself. Or anyone who he admired.
"Rogers focused on the paradox that Americans were starving in the midst of plenty. He placed the fault with the traditional Populist targets: the rich, the Congress, industry, banking—the anti-democratic structure of power. He feared the growing inequality of classes which such power relations brought about."
Have you, like sonny W, ever tried to "use the Google?" It's amazing how much smarter you might sound if you just did a little googling before you start propounding about stuff you know nothing about.
Thanks for posting my comments.
Look, brother Cunningham. You are a liberal, and a wicked one at that. This blog is written for the choir, and I don't make any apology about it.
There is nothing that I can say that will change your mind on anything. My hardest rule is that a conservative should never "try to logic a liberal." It's pointless and heart rending.
I will address your factual error. The fact is that in your sanctimonious comments regarding expats, etc, you had to add a bracketed [Citizens] to make your point. You simply misunderstood my point. Yes, of course, one can be become an expat or a citizen in another country. Happens all the time.
What one may not become is a full member of the society of another nation in the same way that happens here all the time. America is the only country on earth that not only accepts foreigners, but then makes the foreigner completely it's own…many times even when the immigrant isn't even here legally. One of us. An American. Full blood brother. It is the way the kind heart of America ticks.
Next time you go on the attack, you best have all your [brackets]lined up, kez it looks pretty dumb when your over there flailing away at things that ain't really there.
As for the "alien" crack. I meant that foreign (not liberal nut cases from America) …native liberals… in Europe may in fact be current or descended from space aliens from beyond Uranus. All my commas were in the right place…just not where you wanted em to be.
As for the rest. It's hopeless. I can't make eyes and ears for you to see and hear with. Check with your supreme leader, Obama, may his name be blessed, about that. Maybe he will rear up and do the hand wave thing and poof you up some brains and eggs and such. Thanks for writing. It's been fun!