Boiled Frog Am Mighty Fine! No Beer But Lots of Italian Wine!
The cold water to start frog watched never boils, so the saying goes and the same may said to be true in the political world. Our problem is that even though things are spiraling out of control, it’s auguring in slowly enough to not trip our alarms. This is the most potent weapon of our adversary, stealth in plain sight.
It was told to me by one of the wisest philosophers of our time that as long as the planes, trains, and buses run on time, the largest segment of the voting public will be satisfied. I would add that as long as their needs are being met, you couldn’t budge them with a truckload of Ex-Lax.
On either side of of this besludged majority, you have the conservatives on the right and the libs on the left, both working like little ants for their own goals. One side works to make the country great, while the other works tirelessly to destroy it. You figure out which is which.
What would move the solid center to action? I shall give you a few examples…
1. Obama announces that everyone must work on Christmas and the Fourth of July.
2. Obama announces that coffee will no longer be imported.
3. Obama announces that to save precious energy, compact fluorescent lights along with fridges, washing machines, and radios will only be given electricity on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Saturday.
4. Obama announces that Sunday drives are prohibited.
5. Obama announces that all thermostats but his shall be set no higher than 72 in the winter an no lower than 92 in the summer.
6. (This is a good one…) Obama announces NO MORE smoking, ever! (You think you know smoking folks…but you don’t really. Try taking away their weed and see what happens.)
7. (Pure genius!!) Obama announces NO MORE BEER! Only Italian red wine.
8. Obama announces that fast food restaurants are outlawed.
9. Obama announces that orange juice will only go to federal employees.
10. Obama announces that he will allow no more trees to be turned into toilet paper.
As conservatives, our damnation and the nation’s salvation is that we were given the ability to see further than supper. We see what’s coming and we’re working feverishly to do something, anything, to head it off. It’s just that none among us have arrived at a reasonable plan to derail the Obama Express to the Bad Place. So we bide our time, and try to stay informed as best we can so when the day comes, we’ll be ready.
In the meantime, hoping and wishing never hurt. Let us hope and wish that Obama does something to tick off the great middle among us. The day that happens, our job will largely be done.
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