I decided to “monetize” this blog the other day, as dictated by the greedier angels of my nature. You see this moneytization effort as those semi intrusive Google ad blocks to the side and below. The hope and prayer is that you will wisely click on an ad and then follow through with whatever it is you are asked to do, which is to send money. I get a commission.
To date I have made $1.12. How many other radical right leaning, mobbish, ultra conservative blogs would not only fess up to putting click traps out for you to wander into, but then go on to deliver an earnings report? I think not any.
On the other hand, leftist commie wacko blogs do it all the time, and never tell you that their earnings go to purchase crack and make donations to Algore’s jet fuel fund.
My funds go directly into my pocket. Then I take them out and buy things like fish bait and chewing tobacco. Honorable, manly things.
What I did not bargain for, however, was that my friends at Google seem to focus on certain keywords in the topmost blog entries. It was to my amusement that I noted today that I was advertising g%y stuff, after my last blistering blog used that word several times. That word is bad for business, my friends, so I have made it so that we may be spared the indelicacy of having our eyes offended thus. Now, we shall watch and see if new ads for Chattanooga Chew or Copenhagen snuff are in Google’s grab bag of clients. Or fish bait. I would settle for “hunting equipment.” Or how about… Brazil Travel to Rio. I’ll betcha that one pulls ads. We know g%y works in Google’s universe.

The average conservative is like the man with the neighborhood candy store who lets customers purchase goods on account. The average leftist is only too glad to trade…on account. At the end of a year, when the man has to close the store because nobody has paid, the leftists gather to throw rocks at the man for unfairly taking away their sweets.

Did you happen to catch Hannity’s interview with George “Stephie” Stephenopolus? I may have misspelled his name. Stephie repeatedly told a befuddled Hannity that he had absolutely no problem with the safe school czar, Kevin Jennings.
The fact that Kev Jenning’s idol, Harry Hay, regretfully, gone to his reward now, and who was probably not Scottish, was a proud member of NAMBLA, and if you don’t know what that is, you really ought to go look it up, but make sure you have the private browsing feature on your computer turned on when you do it…. was shown wearing a cowboy hat, windbreaker, and ankle length dress. This didn’t faze Stephie. He thought no more of it than if Harry Hay were his dear old mom. He was clearly confused and unable to understand why in the world he should pursue an investigation of Jennings on the basis of Hay being the poster boy for NAMBLA.

Which reminds me. The g%ying of America began in earnest with the advent of AIDS, which was about the same time that many states, including Alabama, dropped historically required blood tests before marriage.
Right before our eyes, we see the foremost leader, professor, and propounder of the now old and wildly successful movement of teaching elementary school kids the wonderfulness of the g%y lifestyle, Kevin Jennings, get his lifetime achievement award with his appointment to be an Obama courtier. With the help and encouragement of our dear leader, Obama, (May his name be blessed 72 times), Jennings has risen to the very top of the ladder, much like former czar and communist, what’s his name, that quit his job a few weekends ago.
Jennings and his trainees were deliciously successful in the g%ying of America. So much so that Stephie Stephenopopulous thinks he’s just swell. During Hannity’s interview you could really and truly tell that Steph was totally clueless, much as you would be if someone were trying to convince you that your automobile would run on nachos with cheese. In this regard, the g%y rights movement in this country is a flaming success. When you’re nearly Miss America and you are blasted from the earth for the dumb opinion that marriage is mostly for men getting hitched to women, you know something major has just flipped, much like the magnetic tip of your trusty wrist compass suddenly pointing to Panama City, Florida one fine day.
Well, to the verminous left of my generation, it’s job accomplished. Hooray.
For younger folks it’s job accomplished too, though they don’t know that they’ve had a head trick pulled on them. Late one dark and stormy night a strange spaceship landed on our world and pushed a button and everything was suddenly….different.

Well, a few may escape the nefarious space invader plan to make everyone suddenly stupid, perhaps, and these will be the ones marching in the first and last Straight Pride Parade down main street, but they won’t get far before being gassed, shot, and arrested by the newly constituted Fairness Police because they couldn’t obtain a parade permit due to the offensiveness of their beliefs but marched anyway.

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