You have heard the ancient Washington fable of a pack of blind democrats forming a committee to describe the elephant…

Democrats Go To See Elephant

One dem holding onto the tail thinks it’s a snake. Another hugging a leg thinks it’s a mighty oak tree. Another clutching the nose thinks it’s a fire hose. Another grabbing at the….well, you get the picture.  The whole thing reeks of so much elephant farfage. It would be embarrassing to watch these poor foolish blind dems laboring over this elephatine problem, were it not so funny.

The moral to the elephant/dem fable is that they are as predictable as water running downhill. By some as yet unknown instinct, they always run into the fire instead of away from it, and over the cliff instead of around it. Collectively, they are Coelacanths, living, breathing fossils of some bygone and God forsaken age when the earth spun backwards.

Case in point. Every human being with half a brain knows that in America, in order to have prosperity, all you have to do is to lower taxes and get out of the way of private enterprise.

But, dem socialists in charge of the country now are working their grand socialist theory, which must by design must become ever more complex and cockamamie as time goes along in an effort to make the damn thing work. Of course, it ALWAYS ends the same way….on the trash heap. Then private enterprise comes along, builds a raft of wealth, and then the cycle begins all over again. Here comes the elephant committee with their ideas…

This past Sunday morning, watching the Sunday Morning News Shows, it was so refreshing, seeing the elephant committee form around the burning question of what and whither the Tea Party.

The Sunday Morning guests, your typical New York and Washington elitist kool aid slurpers, didn’t have any more luck describing what was in front of their face than your average blind elephant theorist. Sitting there looking directly at clips from the tea parties, they JUST DON’T GET IT. They are blind to the obvious.

PA Gubner, Ed Rendell was particularly clueless. “Hell, on tax day, there weren’t more than a thousand tea partiers anywhere. I could get more than a 100,000 to show up if I called for a stop to taking the family poodle on a picnic and then roasting it on a slow fire for lunch.”

Ed Rendell, (You have seen him a million times. Hannity and his gang always start off by saying, I LOVE Ed Rendell!!! If I were gay I would want to have his child!!!)… He’s that guy. Well, I for one don’t care much for him. I don’t care for him because he’s an idiot. He’s a mouthpiece for the administration. If someone from the DNC (sounds like a gynecological procedure…DNC) calls ol Ed on Saturday night and tells him to go talk up friendly aliens from beyond Uranus, then on Sunday morning, guess what ol friendly Ed will be out talking? Ed is the worst kind of lackey. No brains, and no guts. So, I don’t care if Ed is cute and cuddly and Hannity likes him. I don’t. He’s more dangerous to the health of the nation than a case of the clap. Just another kool aid lopping Obama worshiper, given voice by the media…some of ours included.

Here at the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, we NEVER choose one person to rant over. We concentrate on the larger issues, like…will the nation survive Obama. Stuff like that. We never go off on any news personalities individually like Gubner Ed Rendell. That might be considered most impolite.

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