Tim James is running for the gubner of Alabama these days. Here is the opening paragraph for his idea of a “howdy” mail….

I am hard pressed to think of a time in our state’s history when we’ve needed a Governor more who will stand and fight for us. Today, states are in danger of being forced into deficit spending like we have never seen in our history. The Obama Administration and the Democrats in Washington have made it clear that they intend to force massive government control on all of us – the latest and most extreme example of which is the Healthcare Reform bill that was passed by the House last weekend. It doesn’t seem to matter to them what the people want. Well, it matters to me. That’s why I am running for Governor. You can be sure that I will fight for Alabama every step of the way. But I need your help. Won’t you make an immediate online contribution of $500, $200, $100, $50 or $25 to help me fight for you?

Well heck fire Tim. So, you’re going to fight for us? Who you gonna fight? Gloves on or off? Who do you model your stance after…Muhammad Ali or maybe Sugar Ray?  I always love to hear from big strong politicians who are going to fight for me. Just fight fight fight. Send the mail on down the line. All the time.
Right…
The new fact is that we’re not automatically marching down that Republican road. Well, we’re running away from the Democrat road as fast as we can, but you’re going to have to do something more than usual to get us on your train. We done been used, abused, and taken down the flowery path way too many times. So, what you got in that left hook for us?
Early Review: Fact is that I’d be more impressed with you if you would answer mail once in awhile. We have written to you not once, but twice. Nary an answer back. Maybe you were too busy out fighting somewhere or the other? What is your record? How many knockouts? TKO’s? How many times you been counted out?
Yessir Mr. Tim. You’re certainly going to have to work for it this time. Blame it on your predecessors. Blame it on your word processors.
So, whatcha got in that punch? You got the fire in your belly? Crappin thunder and messing lightning? Yeah, I’m having fun with you, because you don’t answer mails…and that’s part of it not only right now, but later on too. If a man won’t respond before the ‘lection…why in the world would you expect him to be any different after? Done heard that song before and before and before. Can’t fool us again.
Tim, there is possible redemption. Impress us. Answer your mail. Winning is more than just fighting for the money. Even sissy fanged lib, Nancy Pelosi can do that, and she probably doesn’t answer mail either…..More Tea…Party…anyone?

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