If I Were President Obama Contest
July 29th, 2010
What would you do if you could be President Obama? I am sure you are much like me and have wished that you could be President Obama. While this is highly unlikely to happen, we can dream a little can’t we? Let’s pretend…
Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…
What would YOU do if you were President Obama?
An example would be….
Dear ATP,
If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!
Send your comment. Also, don’t be greedy. Send the link to this page to ALL your friends. Liberals too.
Everybody LOVES contests! The winner will receive a deluxe noprize. Think about what you can do with it. But you can’t win if you don’t send in your comment!
Please don’t think this is just some lame internet ploy to increase our readership by 1000% overnight. Your noprize awaits! Be the one!