Obama Death Panel
President Obama, (May his name be blessed 72 times) declared over the weekend that his feared Death Panel final solution was no longer viable and would be suspended immediately!
Over the weekend President Obama appointed his 37th czar, seen here in this exclusive photo taken last month.
Czar Professor Eric Idle, formerly of the University of MontyPython, in Chicago, is well known to President Obama, who dined with him frequently at his upscale residence. Scholar Idle was quoted in Rolling Stones as saying, “He loved chicken. Always had to have our maid serve him chicken.”
Professor Idle, who taught popular hate courses was a fellow street organizer with Obama, with several spontaneously organized riots to his credit.
Exclusive photo of of a liberal grandmother just before the stupid flu completely overtook her and she jumped up and went running and screaming to the Death Panel Cart. (In her delirium she thought it was the ice cream truck bell ringing and she wanted the flavor of the day.)
According to President Obama, Professor Idle will become the nation’s first ever Death Panel Czar because of his dearth of experience. Seen above, and below, Professor Idle personally took charge during the Stupid Flu Pandemic that swept the halls of gubment in Washington DC last month. Said the eminent Prof Idle in an interview with some place or the other, “The genesis of the deadly flu outbreak has been simmering for years in the rat infested halls of congress.”
As you may have seen on Fox, but not CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, the Stupid Flu Pandemic overtook mostly congressmen with a virulence that has not been seen since the dark ages. Said to have been caused by a bloody rat infestation in the halls of congress, it mowed down legislators like flies on carrion. Said Scholar Idle, “It was horrible, but curiously fascinating.”
President Obama awarded the kindly Professor and chicken cook Idle the Medal of Freedom and appointed him Death Panel Czar this past weekend.
Above, exclusive feetage of Street Organizer Professor Idle last month, cleaning up the streets of Washington DC… You can easily see why he was appointed as Death Panel Czar. Near the end, President Obama is seen hurrying by in a Presidential motorcade, no doubt surveying the carnage and fallout of the Congressional Stupid Flu Outbreak.
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