Obama in History! A Royal Among Royals!
July 31st, 2009
Warning! Sociobiological material is about to be thrown upon the fan. If you are of a young age or are ocularly sensitive, it is strongly suggested that you avert your eyes NOW!
Throughout the long and glorious history of the human race, the kings, czars, rulers, emperors, and royalty among us have made to hire special servants whose sole job was to be on call, and to come running, when called to cleanse the nethers ((aka wipe the butts)) of their masters after the inevitable call to nature that many of us have daily, or every other day if we’re prone to tightened, restricted, or constricted ani. . These special servants were deemed as “untouchables”, or unclean, filthy, not fit to exhale air into the same room as their master, and generally repugnant, and never ever to be trusted. Pustulent. Rashy. Not someone to willingly snuggle with.
In these modern times, our king and emperor, the lovely and gracious Obama (May his named be blessed), articulate, clean, and a man of deep bowels, has appointed his own willing branch of the untouchables, and the name they go by is….Congress.
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