Recently released archival photo of Sino-Russian torture-brainwashing session of U.S. soldiers forced to betray their country. In the early 60′s Chinese and Russians attempt to cause the election of a President of the United States who will actively work for the dissolution of the nation…

In case you skipped school when the Manchurian history lesson was taught…
In the early 60′s, a United States Senator by the name of Johnny Iselin had designs to run for the presidency. He was assassinated at the Republican National Convention moments before announcing his intentions. It has never been proven one way or the other if he was an enemy agent, or just a dupe. His wife, however, was a Godless, virulent Russian and/or Red Chinese agent.
Her son, by another marriage, Sgt. Raymond Shaw, a highly decorated Korean war hero, was the assassin.
His job was to take out the legitimate candidate at an opportune moment so that Iselin could step up to the microphone and make a bid for the nomination, which he surely would have gotten, changing the course of history in a big way, making devilment and clearing the path for an eventual communist takeover.
Moments after screwing up and shooting his step father, Iselin, whether intentionally or by accident, the assassin, Sgt. Shaw, took his own life. Shaw’s mom, spymaster and architect of the affair, Angela Lansbury, went on to become a famous and popular Hollywood movie star.
Since then, certain rabble, bed wetters, and conservatives have been on the lookout for another Manchurian Candidate.
President Obama (may his name be blessed 72 times) is the latest candidate, in their eyes, for the honor. It must be said here that this sort of foolishness is counter productive, rude, insolent, and beneath the dignity of the right.
It does no good for anyone on our side to accuse this man, flawed though he is, of being an agent of China. The current bone of contention lies in the enormous debt that we, as USians, owe the Chinese Communists.
As of August 2009 the sum is nearly three quarters of a trillion dollars. That is like 750,000,000,000. That is a lot of rice, ladies and gentleman. It’s an amount, were it to be paid immediately, that would put the United States back 100 years. As it is, it will take 100 years to pay it off, if ever. In the meantime, the interest rate alone keeps Chairman Mao smiling.
In refutation of this accusation…Were Obama a sneaky agent of the reds, is it not a fact that he would be working to increase our national debt to destabilize our great nation?
Further, is it not a fact that he would be increasing our debt to the reds instead of lowering it?
Wouldn’t he be doing everything in his power to give the red Chinese reason to call the debt, and ask for its immediate payment, knowing that it would bankrupt the United States of America, possibly forcing our leaders to make restitution with female virgins, since we would be otherwise totally broke?
Were Obama the secret Manchurian Candidate, would not this man of the people be doing all these things to “force” the Chinese to come save us from our western selfish selves?
The fallacy of the argument lies in the actions of our supreme leader who…. Wait a moment… Hmmn. Hmmn!