Rush Flees to New Zealand Full Story

March 29th, 2010

Rush Limbaugh, titular head of the Conservative movement in America goes on secret mission to New Zealand.

General Rush Hudson Limbaugh, leader of the Conservative Cause, tired from his two weeks back from his last mission, announced last week that he was facing a grueling 15 hour flight to an undisclosed location. Speculation ran rampant over the weekend, but we obtained the scoop…

Rush probably said in an interview with ATP, “Yes, I am going to New Zealand to meet with the Hobbits. In the event of a nuclear holocaust, I have learned that because of the southerly winds, Shirefolk can be expected to live for up to a year after all other life on earth is extinguished.”

Further communications with Limbaugh may have disclosed that after his purchase of a hobbit house, he expects to establish a Gondor EIB command, in case the Southern EIB command is compromised.

On his way back home to Florida on Wednesday, Rush also dribbled that he plans to stop by Argentina to scope out a surplus nuclear submarine the Argentinians have for sale.

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The brochure states that the elderly, but sleek sub, was christened the SeaView, and submerged under the American flag in the 60′s. Later, it was purchased by Argentina, but is now to be mothballed or sold for pesos.
The fact that Rush Limbaugh is having an underground sub pen being constructed On The Beach at his fashionable home in Florida adds to the credibility of this report. Don’t doubt it.

In other news, President Obama continues to run rough shod over the American people who don’t have the golden ring to allow them to transmute over to Hobbitville whenever they want to. They can’t afford to drop out. They have to remain focused on the problem child president.

Rush Flees to New Zealand Full Story

Rush Limbaugh, titular head of the Conservative movement in America goes on secret mission to New Zealand.

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