Holy Omberation! Rush Limbaugh is savaged by left leaning sports pundits, news pundits, and many important figures who do not look all that much like him. We’re talking, of course, about the Rev Jesse Jackson and Foghorn Leghorn, aka Al Sharpton. They deem Rush the ultimate sports racist who does not deserve to “own” a football team. Hmmn.
Before this debacle first surfaced, the moment I got wind that Rush was in the market for a football team, I made the statement (very sadly, not here) that he was making a colossal mistake.
Now, admittedly, since I am a posimist at all times, my thought was that he would be stretched too thin in doing his football duties along with his real radio gig duties. Sidetracked.
I was wrong, but…right. Rush hasn’t even gotten to the football duty stage, and he is completely broadscattered over the racial comments coming in from people who don’t look exactly like him. Perhaps you saw it coming. I didn’t. I should have.

Rush, I will defend your right to do whatever you want with your dough to your last dollar. If you want to get in your jet and go bomb an active volcano with 500 pound bags of $50′s, get on with it. If you want to go to New Zealand, we’ll miss you, but it’s your life. If you want to donate all your money to Algore…Well, I’d get kind steamed…but it’s your money.
However, as a kind of gladwish on my part, here is what I’d like to see you do with some of your money. I’d like to see you forget footsball team and think News Ownership. NewsTeam Rush. The American people are only one little whim away from being universally propagandized. If you’re going to get put through a Ronco Slice and Dice machine for any little thing you do anyway, why not start your very own News Operation??
You see, the problem with the Blonde Network (Fox) is that it is just one network.
I can promise you with all the certainty that Obama thinks he is some kind of second coming, that if the powers at Fox ever told their staff to become 2/3 more liberal, most of them would do it in a nonce, and think nary a thing about it. All the blonds would do it, and gladly. Or not do it and be glad too. Blonds have more fun. (Maybe Megan Kelly would be sad.) Come to think of it, some of the not blonds would switch sides too. I can think of a couple of not blond candidates at Fox who could fake tingly impulses running up and down their legs.