What a Revoltin’ Development…The Chevy Volt
The long awaited Chevrolet Volt rolled off the showroom floor right onto the farms and city streets of America. Not since the introduction of the Russian made Gaz-Volga has such excitement been seen in dark, dank liberal hideouts.
Described as the “uber volk wagen” by certain members of the Obama administration who also hang around the water cooler a lot at the burgeoning Chevy plant, a noticeable sense of pride was in the air after the bacon and baked beans swar-a given by prideful management at their roll off party. The pride was so thick in the air that you could smell it.
Rumors are that the sleek Volt gets more than 238 miles per gallon of gas, diesel, or burnt cooking oil. It runs on everything but nuclear and coal.
More, the price is only $40,000 not including MSRP and delivery charges. These cars are sooo revolutionary that you can purchase them from Sears Online and have them delivered right to your neighborhood Greyhound Bus Station within 2 weeks of purchase date if in stock.
And they may not be in stock at those neat prices, or maybe they will. One potential customer and ultra Obama and lib democrat supporter, George Sorenose was quoted as saying, “$4000 and we can talk….but $40,000, NYET!” We think, translated, that means not right now…..
The most interesting feature of the electric car, besides its astounding 40 mile range, after charging overnight, is actually the…price.
You can pick up the car for only $3000. Mr. Sorenose was most pleased to learn that. You see, Chevrolet makes the real money with $37,000 dollar, forty mile long electrical drop cord.
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