Banking Crisis Good For Plane Sales, Pine Trees
April 24th, 2009
Dateline Anniston Alabama: We are all concerned with global warming. That’s why we tune in the Weather Channel every day to get the latest global warming updates instead of our local radar and weather every 8 minutes. Now that expellation of carbon di0xode is prohibited by the Obama administration, we all hold our breath in rapt anticipation that by cutting back on essentials…like breathing…that we can, in some small way, participate in bringing the planet back into equilibrium. Bankers are NO exception!
As you recall, recently, all Bankers and Wall Street tycoons, but not gubment officials were forced to sell their aeroplanes. They were eagerly and greedily gobbled up by gubment officials who are better stewards of the environment.
A few planes remained that were perhaps not so lavishly equipped to turn the heads of needy gubment bureaucrats. Those planes went to Nascar race fans. Click HERE to check out the Anniston Regional Aiport located in another town called Oxford, Alabama, late on race day 2007. The Anniston Regional Airport located in Oxford is only a dozen miles from the Talladega Speeway. The aeroport looks virtually the same for race day 2009, though many of the planes parked there this time may be culls from the banking crisis.
This year, as the jets and aeroplanes depart, many will roll down their windows to let race fans toss out pine tree seeds purchased in bulk from China, in lieu of actual fictitious carbon credits, so that the little seeds may grow into large trees, emitting clouds of yellow pine pollen to slow the horrendous growth of global warming and thus forestall drastic and deadly climatic changes.