First Muslim Man Being Sought By NASA to be sling shotted to moon!

Ladies and gentlemen, if I may call you that. ( It is possible we have a handful of progressives who monitor this, the MOST CONSERVATIVE BLOG in the world.) When I heard this one, I howled at the television. NASA, the National Aeronautical and Space Administration has, as it’s priority, putting the first Muslim on the Moon!

I’m only partially kidding…

If you are of a certain age, you know that NASA has always been associated with the Right Stuff, and such. Jet jocks, American heroes, boys from Iowa, things like that. While you did happen to see Roosians and Japaneses on Star Trek, I don’t recall ever seeing an avowed Muslim cleric.

To be politically correct here, there is absolutely nothing wrong with just happening to be a Muslim, and being on the moon. However, it crosses the line when only a Muslim will do, and nobody else.

The National Muslim Football League to be next?

My friends. In the pantheon of all our all time greatest heroes and institutions, NASA did once, for a time, shine so very brightly. It was something that all Americans could hold up and say, “See, that’s America!”

Shortly, NASA won’t even have a way to get off the ground, as the Space Truck fleet is retired. And now we hear that their mission is to put the first Muslim into space? Well, how? You gonna slingshot him? And it must be a him, bekez, Muslim womens are not allowed into a spacecraft!

PLEASE GIVE ME A MAJOR BREAK HERE! SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE MADNESS!

Fox News: Charles Bolden, Chief Cleric,  NASA Interview- “When I became the NASA administrator — or before I became the NASA administrator — he charged me with three things. One was he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering,” Bolden said in the interview.”

Welp, you voted for the man, who has not one Muslim bone in his body. You wanted change. You got it. There is not one cracker barrel the man hasn’t had his hands into or one sacred cow he has not milked.

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