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Obama May Seek Political Asylum In Foreign Nation

I know the thought crossed your mind. The president flees to Mumbai, Inja with his courtly retinue of 400 planes and 3000 courtesans. His union and business cronies on their vacation of a lifetime come back home with a double carbon footprint the size of Delaware leaving him behind in South Korea or wherever, in exile.

It may also have crossed your mind that the likker bill for just one of his “business leaders” could pay the freight for an entire year of some unemployed person here back in the United States of America.

Asked if it was really going to cost $2 BILLION dollars, speaker to animals, Gibbs didn’t say it wouldn’t.

In a reign of fiscal terror that has baffled, stupefied, and flabbergasted God fearing conservatives nationwide, this latest business jaunt to further our relations with Mumbai is just more of the inexplicable same.

In the meantime, the man that cannot see our noses in front of his face because of his mirrored shades and laser light focus that shows only himself in the polished silver lenses enjoys the fatted calf…once again.

It just goes to prove that the generosity of the American people knows no boundaries. It is matched only by the ego of our president which also knows no boundaries. To the ones left behind it’s just so much mumbai jumbai. I’ll bet you a ten cent spot that our imports FROM Mumbai expand because of this latest frapdoodle “trade” trip.

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Most Conservative Website in America Calls For MORE Federal Spending and MORE Federal Hiring

Fellow enemies. I will speak very LOUDLY so that all of you, even those in the back of the bus may hear. I shall speak so LOUDLY that even the terrorist liberals who are still in Gitmo, despite being ordered out by the imperial decree of the most holy on his very first day in office…are still there, may hear.

Long ago when the AlabamaTeaParty.org website was begun, it was a static website. That is to say, not in its present form. Included on the version one ATP was a page called Obama’s Top Ten. It was an effort to catalog the presidential gaffes, imperial decrees, and booboos.

I gave up. There was simply too much data.

Later, in a moment of bravado, I constituted the ObamasTopTen.com website for the express purpose to catalog the continuing top Obama screw ups of the week.

I gave up. There was too much data.

Even though my heart was pure and my intention noble, I am but one man. The task of logging all of Obama’s goofs would have taken at least 10 hours a day, and that was just to blurb. We’re not talking full articles here. Just snips.

With all the billions of dollars floating around from unnamed sources, China, and nefarious and secret conservative donors, not one single penny came to me so that I could quit everything else to concentrate on the important task of simply keeping up with all the weekly Obama injustices.

So, I had to give up. I’m just one conservative guy.

Even so, there are trainloads and boatloads and pantloads of documentation on Obama’s pathological destruction of the union. I ask…When will the Republicans, who are paid by secret donors, publish some of the past atrocities? Obama’s record is so caustic and damning in itself that narry a nickel need be spent on anything else. His record is complete.

But to the title of this article… I call for our new crop of conservatives, when elected, to be able to say, “I voted to hire before I voted to fire.”

For all of my life, until about 1994 or so, I have seen congressional committees formed to study all manner of corruption. Even back to the very dawn of television, the end product of these committees was televised.

Has anyone ever heard of Joe Velachi? In 1963, in glorious black and white, the former Mafia hit man testified before the breathless world in front of the senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations and broke the back of organized crime…for awhile. This is one example. Another was the Nixon Watergate hearings. (Tame stuff compared to today.)

In neither case was the hearing about retribution. It was just the business of righting wrongs.

Have you seen a televised corruption hearing lately?

I call on the Congress of the United States to organize committees to investigate the vast multitude of dirty and shady dealings that have brought our nation to its present state of decay.  I call for them to hire however many researchers, trouble shooters, and prosecutors as it takes.

• Ten percent unemployment. (It may be much higher depending on the calculation method.)
• 25% of children eating food purchased by food stamps.
  
• Presidential appointments circumventing the proper duty of  Congress.
  
• The backlog of pending cases of congressional corruption.
  
• The refusal of state agencies to pursue discrimination and voter intimidation.
• The questionable influence of unions on government. The list goes on and on and on…
  

In short, if this is not done, and the instruments of decay remain in place, it really doesn’t matter much what is done from this moment forward, because those very instruments were put into place to undo whatever good can be done, even as it’s attempted.

The rot runs deep, very deep. At the risk of alienating mushy moderates and wacko liberals, it is a task that must be done. If not, the progressives have already won, no matter how sincere the efforts of the new conservatives may be.

In other ATP news. The Most Conservative Blog in the United States, the same as the Tea Party itself, will still be in full vigor after the mid term elections. Most Conservative Watchdog of the Democrats and Republicans.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but we have promises to keep. And miles to go before we sleep, and miles to go before we sleep. Remember Tea Party members. Miles to go before we sleep.
-Attributed to Nicolai Dalchimsky

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Mice and Men, Goats and Sheep. We’ve got our work cut out for us.

Glenn Beck, the other night, was very fond of an old commie book that he had fast shipped to himself from a dim library way out in the woods. He said it was the only copy there was. It turned out that the author, who laid out a grand case for the current Obama five year plan, from the grave, about 75 years ago, may have been late to the communist party. He made up for it though, as he was the man who dreamed up Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Beck used this revelation as a punch line, about like one of the late night talkers would save their best joke for last. It was a good ending to his show, which had become a little sad.

I apologize for my current writing style. I just finished a good book with a really strange story behind it that I intend to share soon, if anyone cares. I think you will. It has a punch line too. In the meantime, I tend to adopt the writing style of the last good book I read.

On the subject of scurvy commies, I found this little gem in the dusty remains of the “Washington Socialst” newspaper… The Everett, Washington Socialist…

The editor in those long gone days in 1914 called his entry, “Brother Reynolds Hits Straight Out”

BROTHER REYNOLDS HITS STRAIGHT OUT.
Here are two paragraphs from Comrade Reynolds’s paper. “Tho only free press wanted in this country is freedom to say what WE think and power to suppress what the other fellow thinks. Doesn’t it work out that way? Free press spelled sup-press. Yet the safety of the people demands an absolutely free press. But the people “ain’t’ demanding it! Not yet!”

And…

For verily it is the truth that there is more rejoicing in the ranks of the Socialists over one vote gained than there is mourning over the loss of the principle sacrificed to gain it….”

“…One may forcibly drive the sheep into the flock with the goats, and vice versa; but the sheep are still sheep and the goats are still goats. Don’t let the sheep “get your goat.” Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”

History makes no mention that I can find, of who Brother Comrade Reynolds was. Regardless, the Washington Socialist seemed to like him a great deal.

If you were having trouble with the quotes, the translation is that not unlike today, the free press was called the sup-press, although it was the left doing the yelping. Seems like the press has always taken sides.

A little further down, you read a version of, “The ends justifies the means.”  Any vote against freedom is a good vote, no matter how you get it.

And finally, fellow sheep, even in 1914, our progressive cousins viewed anyone who wasn’t redder than them as animals fit only to be sheared, about like Nancy Pelosi and her flock of progressive socialists see us poor Tea Party types.

I say, bah!

So, cheer up, conservative comrades. It took awhile, but the worst did indeed come to the scurvy progressives who spent their hard earned nickel for the Washington Socialist. They got theirs. And they will again. With a little help from our oblivious friends who are even now waking up on the tracks and smelling the train coming.

We have our important political work cut out for us for at least the next two years. It’s our lot to stand up on our 4 legs and tell the goats to go graze elsewhere. Like the moon, maybe. They act, most times, like a rock fell on their head.