I know the thought crossed your mind. The president flees to Mumbai, Inja with his courtly retinue of 400 planes and 3000 courtesans. His union and business cronies on their vacation of a lifetime come back home with a double carbon footprint the size of Delaware leaving him behind in South Korea or wherever, in exile.

It may also have crossed your mind that the likker bill for just one of his “business leaders” could pay the freight for an entire year of some unemployed person here back in the United States of America.

Asked if it was really going to cost $2 BILLION dollars, speaker to animals, Gibbs didn’t say it wouldn’t.

In a reign of fiscal terror that has baffled, stupefied, and flabbergasted God fearing conservatives nationwide, this latest business jaunt to further our relations with Mumbai is just more of the inexplicable same.

In the meantime, the man that cannot see our noses in front of his face because of his mirrored shades and laser light focus that shows only himself in the polished silver lenses enjoys the fatted calf…once again.

It just goes to prove that the generosity of the American people knows no boundaries. It is matched only by the ego of our president which also knows no boundaries. To the ones left behind it’s just so much mumbai jumbai. I’ll bet you a ten cent spot that our imports FROM Mumbai expand because of this latest frapdoodle “trade” trip.

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Fellow enemies. I will speak very LOUDLY so that all of you, even those in the back of the bus may hear. I shall speak so LOUDLY that even the terrorist liberals who are still in Gitmo, despite being ordered out by the imperial decree of the most holy on his very first day in office…are still there, may hear.

Long ago when the AlabamaTeaParty.org website was begun, it was a static website. That is to say, not in its present form. Included on the version one ATP was a page called Obama’s Top Ten. It was an effort to catalog the presidential gaffes, imperial decrees, and booboos.

I gave up. There was simply too much data.

Later, in a moment of bravado, I constituted the ObamasTopTen.com website for the express purpose to catalog the continuing top Obama screw ups of the week.

I gave up. There was too much data.

Even though my heart was pure and my intention noble, I am but one man. The task of logging all of Obama’s goofs would have taken at least 10 hours a day, and that was just to blurb. We’re not talking full articles here. Just snips.

With all the billions of dollars floating around from unnamed sources, China, and nefarious and secret conservative donors, not one single penny came to me so that I could quit everything else to concentrate on the important task of simply keeping up with all the weekly Obama injustices.

So, I had to give up. I’m just one conservative guy.

Even so, there are trainloads and boatloads and pantloads of documentation on Obama’s pathological destruction of the union. I ask…When will the Republicans, who are paid by secret donors, publish some of the past atrocities? Obama’s record is so caustic and damning in itself that narry a nickel need be spent on anything else. His record is complete.

But to the title of this article… I call for our new crop of conservatives, when elected, to be able to say, “I voted to hire before I voted to fire.”

For all of my life, until about 1994 or so, I have seen congressional committees formed to study all manner of corruption. Even back to the very dawn of television, the end product of these committees was televised.

Has anyone ever heard of Joe Velachi? In 1963, in glorious black and white, the former Mafia hit man testified before the breathless world in front of the senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations and broke the back of organized crime…for awhile. This is one example. Another was the Nixon Watergate hearings. (Tame stuff compared to today.)

In neither case was the hearing about retribution. It was just the business of righting wrongs.

Have you seen a televised corruption hearing lately?

I call on the Congress of the United States to organize committees to investigate the vast multitude of dirty and shady dealings that have brought our nation to its present state of decay.  I call for them to hire however many researchers, trouble shooters, and prosecutors as it takes.

• Ten percent unemployment. (It may be much higher depending on the calculation method.)
• 25% of children eating food purchased by food stamps.
  
• Presidential appointments circumventing the proper duty of  Congress.
  
• The backlog of pending cases of congressional corruption.
  
• The refusal of state agencies to pursue discrimination and voter intimidation.
• The questionable influence of unions on government. The list goes on and on and on…
  

In short, if this is not done, and the instruments of decay remain in place, it really doesn’t matter much what is done from this moment forward, because those very instruments were put into place to undo whatever good can be done, even as it’s attempted.

The rot runs deep, very deep. At the risk of alienating mushy moderates and wacko liberals, it is a task that must be done. If not, the progressives have already won, no matter how sincere the efforts of the new conservatives may be.

In other ATP news. The Most Conservative Blog in the United States, the same as the Tea Party itself, will still be in full vigor after the mid term elections. Most Conservative Watchdog of the Democrats and Republicans.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but we have promises to keep. And miles to go before we sleep, and miles to go before we sleep. Remember Tea Party members. Miles to go before we sleep.
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Glenn Beck, the other night, was very fond of an old commie book that he had fast shipped to himself from a dim library way out in the woods. He said it was the only copy there was. It turned out that the author, who laid out a grand case for the current Obama five year plan, from the grave, about 75 years ago, may have been late to the communist party. He made up for it though, as he was the man who dreamed up Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Beck used this revelation as a punch line, about like one of the late night talkers would save their best joke for last. It was a good ending to his show, which had become a little sad.

I apologize for my current writing style. I just finished a good book with a really strange story behind it that I intend to share soon, if anyone cares. I think you will. It has a punch line too. In the meantime, I tend to adopt the writing style of the last good book I read.

On the subject of scurvy commies, I found this little gem in the dusty remains of the “Washington Socialst” newspaper… The Everett, Washington Socialist…

The editor in those long gone days in 1914 called his entry, “Brother Reynolds Hits Straight Out”

BROTHER REYNOLDS HITS STRAIGHT OUT.
Here are two paragraphs from Comrade Reynolds’s paper. “Tho only free press wanted in this country is freedom to say what WE think and power to suppress what the other fellow thinks. Doesn’t it work out that way? Free press spelled sup-press. Yet the safety of the people demands an absolutely free press. But the people “ain’t’ demanding it! Not yet!”

And…

For verily it is the truth that there is more rejoicing in the ranks of the Socialists over one vote gained than there is mourning over the loss of the principle sacrificed to gain it….”

“…One may forcibly drive the sheep into the flock with the goats, and vice versa; but the sheep are still sheep and the goats are still goats. Don’t let the sheep “get your goat.” Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”

History makes no mention that I can find, of who Brother Comrade Reynolds was. Regardless, the Washington Socialist seemed to like him a great deal.

If you were having trouble with the quotes, the translation is that not unlike today, the free press was called the sup-press, although it was the left doing the yelping. Seems like the press has always taken sides.

A little further down, you read a version of, “The ends justifies the means.”  Any vote against freedom is a good vote, no matter how you get it.

And finally, fellow sheep, even in 1914, our progressive cousins viewed anyone who wasn’t redder than them as animals fit only to be sheared, about like Nancy Pelosi and her flock of progressive socialists see us poor Tea Party types.

I say, bah!

So, cheer up, conservative comrades. It took awhile, but the worst did indeed come to the scurvy progressives who spent their hard earned nickel for the Washington Socialist. They got theirs. And they will again. With a little help from our oblivious friends who are even now waking up on the tracks and smelling the train coming.

We have our important political work cut out for us for at least the next two years. It’s our lot to stand up on our 4 legs and tell the goats to go graze elsewhere. Like the moon, maybe. They act, most times, like a rock fell on their head.

For some reason, I had not heard about President Obama’s dog getting its own private jet. Here is the link to the originating July 17th article in the Morning Sentinel….

Jackie reminds us that while some suffer, mostly in quiet desperation, others yuck it up, having all the fun, in a very public way. Our president leads by example, again.

Obama doesn’t need to be Muslim, Christian or anything else because he believes he is the only deity worth worshiping. In true delusional, narcissistic form he trusts only in his own omnipotent powers.

The sad thing is I am not being sarcastic; it is an honest trait of this particular personality disorder. Truly terrifying because this type of person believes any means justify the end. Everyone who interferes in the process is expendable.

To prove just how out of touch he is with the people in this devastating economy, on a recent vacation(just before Michelle’s trip to Spain) the family flew to a small town in Maine for some time “away.” The town was so small it did not have an airport large enough for Air Force One, so they had to use a smaller jet.

The interesting thing though is that they chartered a PRIVATE JET FOR THEIR DOG! The 1st dog flew in on a private jet with his handlers, for which the airport had to be closed to accommodate his arrival!

The first family followed a short time later. They then proceeded through town with a 16 CAR MOTORCADE to an ice cream shop, followed by other junk food stops.

We are all supposed to vacation in our own backyards, starve, ride bicycles to work, while he is flying his dog around on a private jet. My guess is that the dog isn’t even allowed into the living area of the White House. They just had to get a dog because it would make him appear more like an acceptable American.

Apparently they never needed a dog before becoming President. I know may people who have lost their homes and are living in campers (some even in tents), have lost every thing and wonder how the president and wife justify taking 40 of their “closest friends” to one of the most expensive resorts in the world.

He has been on vacation since he was elected; living the life of the Rich and Famous without a care in the world about what Real People are going through.

The MOST CONSERVATIVE Website in the United States of America puts the Muslim theory to bed once and for all.

Ever since I brought the question as to whether President Obama, may he be blessed 72 times, was a Muslim or a duck, the country has been literally melting down with opinion.

President Obama, “Staring into the face of the failure of his economic policy,” as money man Stuart Varney so aptly put it, continues with his Recovery Summer Program. He is recovering nicely with his umpteenth restful vacation at Martha’s Vineyard eating cheese, playing golf, and drinking wine, all on the country’s tab. Bless his widdle heart.

In the meantime, Doctor Glenn Beck, the foremost interpreter of liberals, laid to rest the assertion that Obama is a Muslim. Beck made a very compelling case.

In a nutshell, Beck explained that the confusion set in because Americans don’t know just what in the heck Obama is. But whatever he is, if you’ll just think about it for a moment, he’s not a Muslim.

Obama is not a good Muslim, at any rate. Nor is he a good Christian.

I’m in no theological position to comment on the finer points of Obama’s religious status, but broadly, anyone with any Christian training can see that Obama, by Christian definition, isn’t much of a Christian.

Nor is he much of a Muslim. There are known Muslim tenants that the man breaks. To our best knowledge he does not pray to Mecca four times a day.

He isn’t a Buddhist, Nudist, and definitely not a Jew.  He doesn’t seem to be Agnostic. He doesn’t do Catholic things, that we know of. He may be a bit of a Hedonist. Hedonism is a school which argues that pleasure is the only intrinsic good. He’s definitely into that.

The one thing that we do know is that he spent 20 years in the company of Preacher Wright…ol Gosh Darn America himself.

Preacher Wright taught the future President the wacky form of Christianity known as Black Liberation Theology.  Says the imminent explainer of religion, friend Wiki, “Black liberation theology maintains that African Americans must be liberated from multiple forms of bondage — social, political, economic and religious. This formulation views Christian theology as a theology of liberation — “a rational study of the being of God in the world in light of the existential situation of an oppressed community, relating the forces of liberation to the essence of the gospel, which is Jesus Christ,”

Obama and his adherents are deniers of common sense and reality. However, this isn’t religious. It’s a mental defect. Thus, if the conservatives say the country is going to hell in a hand basket, Obama suggests we fill the hand basket with sandwiches and go on a picnic. After all, it’s paid for. Right? Besides, what else you got to do? You’re not working right now. Lost your house. No roof. Eat and be merry! The worst is behind us. Three million jobs saved! Could always be worse!

Another thing that is known is that the president believes deeply in something called Collective Salvation.

Most of us have never heard of collective salvation. At least before Glenn Beck rooted it out. He didn’t discover this little hiccup in Obama’s makeup, but he did popularize it. Collective salvation is a way of saying that no man goes to heaven unless all men go to heaven. Something like that. Mostly, it’s about the redistribution of wealth, and the redistribution of wealth is an enduring facet of Obama that we can ALL agree on.

It’s not my intention to explain the intricacies of collective salvation. Just type it into Google. There’s plenty out there on the topic. There is plenty of proof that Obama is deeply in bed with it too.

So, as for Obama, what we’re left with is not a Muslim, but in a way, an ingenious American innovator on a head trip, and a mission direct from Marx. Obama the opportunist. Obama the populist. Obama the self made Manchurian Candidate. In short, everything but Obama the Muslim.

Obama is all of those things blended into crazy stew of so many tasty bits, that while not edible as a whole, has enough ingredients so as to appeal in some fashion to all the hungry radical progressives of the nation. If the peas offend, then concentrate on the carrots.

And you know by your own experience that in your life you have had friends or family members that would defend the peas…or the carrots, to the death. And damn the innocent mashed potatoes with equal vigor. Anyone for a duck leg?

It is a fact that there are people with very strong opinions on the subject, but for the most part, I doubt it’s front and center in most folks lives in the Estados Unidos.

On the other hand, it is front and center for some over in the old country. To back up my assertion, I went and did my research after I wrote the previous sentence. Let’s have a look, shall we….

From the imperious pages of Asharq Al-Awsat…

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Asharq Al-Awsat
The leading Arabic international paper
Asharq Al-Awsat is the world’s premier pan-Arab daily newspaper, Printed simultaneously on four continents in 12 cities.
Launched in London in 1978, Asharq Al-Awsat has established itself as the decisive publication on pan- Arab and international affairs, offering its reader’s in-depth analysis and exclusive editorials, as well as the most comprehensive coverage of the entire Arab World.

A House of Worship or a Symbol of Destruction?

16/08/2010 By Abdul Rahman Al-Rashid he general manager of Al -Arabiya television. Mr. Al Rashed is also the former editor-in-chief of Asharq Al- Awsat, and the leading Arabic weekly magazine, Al Majalla. He is also a senior Columnist in the daily newspapers of Al Madina and Al Bilad. He is a US post-graduate degree in mass communications. He has been a guest on many TV current affairs programs. He is currently based in Dubai.

US President Barack Obama adopted a difficult position when he supported the building of a mosque near ground zero, where 3,000 US citizens died at the hands of Al-Qaeda terrorists on 11 September 2001.

Despite the fact that the president adopted the correct stance in principle, i.e. the principle of freedom of worship, in my opinion he adopted an unnecessary and unimportant stance, even as far as Muslims are concerned. The mosque is not an issue for Muslims, and they are not bothered by its construction.

This reminds us of another principled stance Obama took when he insisted on putting the Guantanamo prisoners accused of belonging to Al-Qaeda on trial before civilian courts, and on closing down the military prison. It is true that this stance deserves appreciation. However, the fact is that he fought a battle that does not concern Muslims across the world, because there are tens of thousands of Muslims – similar to those accused of extremism – who are imprisoned in worse conditions in Muslim countries.

Muslims do not aspire for a mosque next to the 11 September cemetery, and are not bothered with Bin Ladin’s cook being put on trial in a civilian court. Muslims have issues that encroach upon the destinies of nations; these issues are the cause of isolation and calamity, such as the establishment of the State of Palestine. For Obama to focus his energy and efforts, and fight for the establishment of peace in the Middle East is more important and more valuable than a mosque in New York.

The fact is that building a mosque next to the site of the World Trade Center Twin Towers, which were destroyed during the 11 September attacks, is a strange story. This is because the mosque is not an issue for Muslims, and they have not heard of it until the shouting became loud between the supporters and the objectors, which is mostly an argument between non-Muslim US citizens!

Neither did the Muslims ask for a single building, nor do the angry Muslims want the mosque. This is one of the few times when the two opposing sides are in agreement. Nevertheless, the dispute has escalated, and has reached the front pages of the press and the major television programs, demonstrations have been staged in the streets, and large posters have been hung on buses roaming the streets of New York calling for preventing the building of the mosque and reminding the people of the 11 September crime. It really is a strange battle!

I cannot imagine that Muslims want a mosque on this particular site, because it will be turned into an arena for promoters of hatred, and a symbol of those who committed the crime. At the same time, there are no practicing Muslims in the district who need a place of worship, because it is indeed a commercial district. Is there a side that is committed to this mosque? The fact is that in the news reports there are names linked to this project that costs 100 million dollars!

The sides enthusiastic for building the mosque might be building companies, architect houses, or politicized groups that want suitable investments?! I do not know whether the building applicant wants a mosque whose aim is reconciliation, or he is an investor who wants quick profits. This is because the idea of the mosque specifically next to the destruction is not at all a clever deed. The last thing Muslims want today is to build just a religious center out of defiance to the others, or a symbolic mosque that people visit as a museum next to a cemetery.

What the US citizens do not understand is that the battle against the 11 September terrorists is a Muslim battle, and not theirs, and this battle still is ablaze in more than 20 Muslim countries. Some Muslims will consider that building a mosque on this site immortalizes and commemorates what was done by the terrorists who committed their crime in the name of Islam. I do not think that the majority of Muslims want to build a symbol or a worship place that tomorrow might become a place about which the terrorists and their Muslim followers boast, and which will become a shrine for Islam haters whose aim is to turn the public opinion against Islam. This is what has started to happen now; they claim that there is a mosque being built over the corpses of 3,000 killed US citizens, who were buried alive by people chanting God is great, which is the same call that will be heard from the mosque.

It is the wrong battle, because originally there was no mosque in order to rebuild it, and there are no practicing Muslims who want a place in which to worship.

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So, basically, Muslims, while properly worshipful, as the should be, of President Obama, have better things to do than worry with this silly NY Ground Zero Mosque. Hear hear! As the man says, this is one of those crazy times when the argument is strictly between Americans. The Muslims, that the argument is about, are sitting on the sidelines drinking green tea, watching the ball being swatted back and forth. Mostly, they just wish the whole thing would go away. They don’t think they have a dervish in the fight.

Actually, foreign Muslims have a lot more to worry with than new Mosques in NY. They worry with things like…survival. Being killed by themselves. Sneaky mean Jewish folks doing a conspiracy. Little things like that.

Therefore, I stand corrected. My original statement said, “On the other hand, it is front and center for some over in the old country.” Looks like I was completely wrong.

What I’m right about, though, is that this really looks like the old Obama Rope-A-Dope, or Glenn Beck’s watching one hand doing tricks while the other one is the one really tricking you. A deception. A sneak. Of course, President Obama, may he be worshiped and blessed 72 times, didn’t stick his ample foot into his mouth on purpose, but while we’re all out here chasing our tails over this goofy Mosque, there’s no telling what rude and corruptible meanness he’s been up to.

What’s way more scary than a Ramadan Imam calling for prayer four times a day with his souped up 13 story amp in downtown NY is the mischief our democrat pals are up to while we’re studying Mosques.

It’s best that the Mosque thing just blows over. The Muslims want it over. The majority of Americans want it over. (Correction…Americans want it several streets over and away from Ground Zero.)  We have bigger fish to fry. The fish we must battle to fry are the carping democrats and their sissy Republican accomplices.  Come November, the call won’t be to Mosque, it will be to the voting booth to fire some misbehaving democrats. Then we can all go to Mosque and thank God.

June 1, 1983, Wednesday Late City Final Edition, NY Times
Dan Rather defended the accusations linking a doctor to an insurance-fraud scheme in a controversial segment of ”60 Minutes,” testifying today in a slander suit against CBS. He noted that…

”If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you’ve got a duck.”

Hear hear Mr. Rather! We couldn’t agree more! Hear hear! Harrumph!

My friends. Do you recall that when Rush Limbaugh made his famous statement that he “Hoped Obama fails,” he brought down the very fires of hell upon himself from a wrathful press. Do you recall that even you were shocked?

I was shocked, and that’s saying something. But just like you, I got over it quickly. Now, the validity of  those words delivered by Mr. Rush On Facebook himself is beyond question.

We all hoped he would fail, even as we have watched him succeed beyond the wildest imaginings of Lucifer on his throne.

Also, do you recall that when some questioned Mr. Obama’s religious preferences, they were castigated and threatened with immediate expulsion from the very human race?

Looking back, do you have a sense that our favorite talkers made much of an issue about Obama and his Muslim tendencies? The answer is no. It was downplayed, ignored, or downright dismissed by everyone with a microphone. And for good reason too. To even hint that Obama has Muslim longings was and still is seen as being somehow bad flavor.

I have never addressed this issue myself. It’s something we all see, but shy away from. In the end, what difference does it make, we think to ourselves.

Friends, may I call you a friend? President Obama’s outreach to the Muslin community is unprecedented. It is so unprecedented that it curdles the imagination.

And you know, it might not be so bad, if he hadn’t shown his butt to Israel at the same time. When you put this together, something stinks.

Quoth Obama’s teleprompter, Friday night on 13th of August, “Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground,” Obama said at a White House dinner celebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan. “But let me be clear: as a citizen and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.”

These words he spoke at the well known Iftar celebration at the White House…

According to the NY Times, “In hosting the iftar, Mr. Obama was following a White House tradition that, while sporadic, dates to Thomas Jefferson, who held a sunset dinner for the first Muslim ambassador to the United States. President George W. Bush hosted iftars annually.”

Well ding dong! Much good Mr. Jefferson’s manners and charity did. Much of the Muslim world hates our guts!

Where did those sillys at the NY Times dig that up? Sounds a little iffy to me, not to besmirch the excellent reportage of the NY Times. Someone needs to check up on this, Mr. Glenn Beck.

Let me be very clear here. To Americans, this is not a religious issue. Americans have spent untold amounts of treasure and thousands of lives fighting for the rights of Muslims around the world. To volunteer to go, risking the possibility to die for strangers in a strange land says a lot about Americans.

More, many courageous men and women, who just happen to be Muslim have risked, and lost their lives in one way or the other here and abroad in the fight against radicalism. Because of the nature of the fight, we’ll never know their names or their stories.

Indeed, the protection and defense of the homeland could not be successfully waged without the help and cooperation of courageous American Muslims willing to come forward with vital information, because they believe it is the right and just thing to do.

The issue is NOT religion. Americans simply don’t think that way. The issue is the handling of the whole issue. America should tell the story, at every opportunity, of how we have helped Muslims. President Obama should tell the story of sacrifice of the American nation for beleaguered peoples worldwide, and done it with no expectation of reward. Americans are defenders…not conquerors.

Frankly, given a choice, American soldiers would rather be sent “over there” to throw candy instead of hand grenades. If a third choice were available, they would even more wish to just stay home.

Instead, we have a PC guilt trip put on us by our own government, as if we have been bad. The whole situation is upside down.

When the majority of people in New York don’t, quite understandably, want a Mosque being built in the shadow of the remains of the World Trade Center, the polite thing to do would be to say Ok, and move it on down the street with only thanks and praise from Americans. But that’s not what’s going to happen. It’s going to fought by people with political agendas and made to look like another case of American religious and racial intolerance. And it will have international, detrimental, and possibly deadly implications.

Regardless, if Obama is our first Muslim president, defined by his deeds, rather than his oath, he should step forward and declare it.

You know, there are some Christians and Jews who are Christians and Jews, but don’t have it stamped on their ID card. Yet, if asked, they’ll happily tell you that they are a Christian, or a Jew, or a Catholic. You don’t have to be a card carrying religionist to be one, you know.

Just fess up. We won’t think any less of you than we already do. Promise!

In summation, Obama’s faith choices aren’t important. However, his actions, dictated by his belief system is important, when it serves to the detriment of the nation. When you overlay his fascination with all things Middle East and Muslim on your view of the man, many of his whimsical dictates become very clear indeed. See, Muslim On The Moon.

Road change you can believe in.

It takes a cool hand to fool the American people, and we know just the man to do it. Introducing Cool Hand Barack…

What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. Check this out…

Obama Signs Border Bill to Increase Surveillance
President Obama signed into law a $600 million bill on Friday August 13th to pay for 1,500 new border agents, additional unmanned surveillance drones and new Border Patrol stations along the southwest border.

Sounds pretty nifty, huh? Folks finally getting what they want, and passed by congress on their vacation. Serious change and all of that.

When I heard this, the old 60 watt light bulb clicked on about six inches above my noggin. So why would Obama eagerly snap up legislation that he has shown a reluctance to address, what with his pressing vacation schedule and all? I have the answer, but first let me tell you a little about a strange phenomenon in Alabama.

In Alabama, our roads aren’t too bad most days. It could be because of the comparatively mild winters. You won’t find ice scrapers or tire chains in Alabama, and the roads rarely, if ever freeze down to the dirt.

Even so, roads do wear out, and when that happens, we expect a new coat of pavement. However, in Alabama, our roads only get paved every four years or so in the last couple of months leading up to ‘lection day.

It’s an old southern tradition. Perhaps it is done by incumbent politicians to aid the voting folk to be able to get to the polls without having to dodge potholes. How thoughtful! And while the voting folks (volksvoter) are voting, maybe they will appreciate their shiny new roads so much that they’ll vote for the incumbent what brung em to the voting booth.

At least that is the theory, and it has been practiced for as long as I can remember. Even back in the day, the pols would see to it that the chain gangs would lay down a fresh new layer of tar gravel.

I make a prediction. I will predict that between now and ‘lection day, our dear President Obama, may he be blessed 72 times, will more and more do things you like. Why, were it up to him, even your newborn babies would be born fully clothed!

You watch carefully. You’ll see your roads, whatever they may be, abundantly laid with a new mane of tar gravel so magnificent that you’ll jes naturally want to thank the incumbents what brung it to you.

At least, that’s the theory. Don’t be fooled. Even de man wid no eyes can see through that. He’s a tough old boy.

John SteinBECK

Glenn Beck warned early in his show that I’d love his upcoming tattletale on the newest iniquities of the left, and he did not disappoint.

Beck allowed that there would be a new blockade busting botilla to challenge Israel on the high seas. The name of this new Kamikaze mission? How about, ” The Audacity of Hope?”

Read on….From the NY Times quoting from something called UStoGaza.org….

We turn to you to help make the U.S. boat, The Audacity of Hope, a reality. We must raise at least $370,000 in the next month. These funds will be used to purchase a boat large enough for 40-60 people, secure a crew, and cover the licensing and registering of the boat. In addition, the funds will subsidize some other costs of sending a U.S. delegation. [...]

From the deck of The Audacity of Hope, we will be in a powerful and unique position to challenge U.S. foreign policy and affirm the universal obligation to uphold human rights and international law.

I’m not Jewish. Being from the deep south, I have probably never met more than a half dozen Jews in my entire life, and I was in grade school when JFK got shot. Nevertheless, I have always been a supporter of the little country as most conservatives are.

When I finished wiping the blood from the couch that had shot from my eyes, I said something very naughty. The Managing Editor of AlabamaTeaParty.org, used to these outbursts, said simply that President Obama should pick up the phone immediately and tell whoever was on the other end to find out who these people are so as to tell him who’s ass he should kick.

Obama is in a similar situation to John Steinbeck, should the KKK have decided to blockade American shipping lanes with a botilla called, “The Grapes of Wrath.”

Obama should ask himself, “What would Steinbeck do?”

If Obama does nothing, then it would be very telling, now wouldn’t it? You can bet this story will be updated…one way or the other.

Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…

What would YOU do if you were President Obama?

An example would be….

Dear ATP,

If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!

Send your comment. Also, don’t be greedy. Send the link to this page to ALL your friends. Liberals too.

Everybody LOVES contests! The winner will receive a deluxe noprize. Think about what you can do with it. But you can’t win if you don’t send in your comment!

Please don’t think this is just some lame internet ploy to increase our readership by 1000% overnight. Your noprize awaits! Be the one!