Besides that, some of the entries were a little appalling. One lady responded that she would take a trip to Spain. That’s all. Just go to Spain. Not only did this exhibit a total lack of imagination, but we thought it just a little selfish. We were hoping to get more selfless answers.

The winner was Harold Lauder of Ogunquit, Maine. Lauder’s winning entry follows…

Dear ATP,

“I have stridden the fuming way of sun-hammered tracks and my feet are very sore. I would buy a pair of cowboy boots for myself and….”

You get the idea. The tract continues on with some poetry and cussing Obama and such. It was the last entry we got, so we just picked it to be rid of this bad idea contest.

Lauder will receive the Grand NoPrize by registered mail. We thank each and everyone one of you that entered your thoughts. Enough of that.

Thus, the AlabamaTeaParty.org website, the Most Conservative Website in America asks this question…

What would YOU do if you were President Obama?

An example would be….

Dear ATP,

If I were President Obama, I would get rid of all the spiders. Except maybe I would keep let live the garden spider, which I kind of like. And the Writing Spider which never bit anyone that I ever heard of. And my wife likes the Wolf Spider. I don’t know why. But I would let that one alone too. My address is included. Please send my prize there!

Send your comment. Also, don’t be greedy. Send the link to this page to ALL your friends. Liberals too.

Everybody LOVES contests! The winner will receive a deluxe noprize. Think about what you can do with it. But you can’t win if you don’t send in your comment!

Please don’t think this is just some lame internet ploy to increase our readership by 1000% overnight. Your noprize awaits! Be the one!