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Totally Inept, Cheap Trick Propaganda Bourgeoisie Video Entitled
“In Our Hands” From 1950
No way it could ever happen here. Just ask Flick.

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This is a very silly film from way back in 1950. Notice the quaint automobiles and the presence of cows. Did those poor folks get a New York City Pass? Could Universal Health Care be next for them?

Remember how it use to be before the country changed fundamentally and the United States reversed course? People were even forced to watch non 1080p television and gather together to play card games and sing songs! How insufferable! How rude!

But it was their choice. They voted for it. They kept voting for freedom. That’s how it was, way back before we were all liberated from capitalism and shown the true way of shared sacrifice. May his will be done.

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A Film Review from way back in 2003 – Where is Wrongway Flick now? Was he surprised during the presidential debates of 2008, a full five years after his backwards prescient guffaw at our expense? Does he miss George Bush? Do you want this man reviewing your film??
(We’re not making this stuff up! A True Review)

Reviewer: Flick Harrison  – October 30, 2003
Subject: Looks more like capitalism

“Watching the poor homeowners getting thrown out of their house, I couldn’t help but wonder why two families were moving in – they seemed so happy to get a house at all. The fact that houses were in short supply on the first day of the new plan suggests that capitalism wasn’t quite perfect after all.

I have had many friends chucked out onto the street by capitalist landlords, usually to let their kids move in, or to raise the rent, so… that particular “Communist” threat is a little weak. And the Party man’s argument, that the factory was shut “temporarily” and that “in the long run it’ll be better for everyone” sounds suspiciously like capitalist globalization rhetoric. Just watch “Roger and Me” and see if you think it’s the communists who shut down plants and force workers to move.

In fact, the commies in this film at least have another job and house to hand over to the hapless worker, and provide a moving truck to drive them there, unlike General Motors! Sounds like a pro-commie film to me!

Also, the “presidential debate” at film’s opening is so trumped up it’s hilarious. “Vote for the Master State and the Master Plan!” Right… how sinister.

And the voters say, “I don’t really understand it… I’m going to vote for it.”

Their biggest complaint about the capitalist is “I’m sick of being told how great freedom is! I’m voting for the master plan!” Then they place “Imagine how great full employment would be” in the midst of nonsense like that. Yeah. Imagine how great full employment WOULD be. (Ed Note: The country had hateful and unimaginable statistical  full employment for nearly all of BushII’s time in office.)

The idea that there’d ever be a US election between one capitalist candidate and one communust candidate, and they would sit civilly and politely interrupt one another on TV, let the commie have the last word etc (on a corporate TV network, no less) is friggin’ hilarious.“ Reference: Wrongway Flick’s review

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Thank you Flick Harrison. Are you LOL now? Make of the flick, and Flick what you will.

However, it must be noted and forever remembered that somebody must have paid attention. Capitalism persisted until January 2009. Let’s all hop in the back of that Obama Master State truck right now! We gotta get on down that long progressive road. Gotta get on down to Sugar Candy Mountain where we’ll all be happy and fed forever, amen.

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And lastly, Lest we forget… The tasty icing on our cake. Bow your heads low and click for the audio… An oldy, but a goody! It’s the Obama National Anthem. It’s the reason we vote for him. It’s the reason he is OUR leader! Always and forever, may he be eternally blessed 72 times! Whoopee Goldberg plays herself in…

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President Obama Photo Contest

This sort of photographic malfeasance is beneath the dignity of the MOST Conservative Website in America However, we found the image below while doing our diligent research into important matters of state. We do not know who actually crafted the grisly visage.

However, one must admit, if one is entirely truthful, that the photo lends itself to clever balloon titles. The photo is entitled, “ShutUpBarack.”

It is a sad fact of public life that when one is photographed as often as these two celebs, the planets must align in perfect synchronicity every once in awhile.  When that happens, the results are always better than ham handed Photoshop manipulations, like fake boogers hanging from the nose, etc.

ShutupBarack caught our eye… Originally Barack says tearfully, ” Michelle, I can’t take this. I can’t keep pretending I know what I’m doing!”

Michelle fires back, “You shut the he** up Barack! You are NOT going to ruin this for me!”

Well, we modified the caption boxes, as you see. We took out the text, leaving them pristine clean so that you can write in your own material.  You can use Photoshop, or even print out the photo so you can get to work with your pencil or crayon. It’s fun, and you learn a lot! It’s the first step to becoming a graphic artist or a comedy writer. Show off your personal design work to your workmates and boss or teacher.

Submit your best effort somewhere, and you most likely will win a prize!

Regarding our recent “If I Were Obama” contest…  We probably won’t do another contest any time soon because of our bad experience with this one. We just received this snitty mail from the grand prize winner Harold Lauder of Ogunquit Maine…

Dear ATP,

I am in receipt of your grand prize… A brand new Hybrid car. The pamflet that came with it says that its top speed is 47 miles per hour, but it has not moved from my driveway. You sent me the car alright – but you didn’t send the electric cord. I checked and a 40 mile long extension cord to make this dang car run is $39,999.00. I ain’t got that kind of money. I want my money back!
Yours Sincerely,
Harold Lauder

We replied…

Dear Mr. Lauder,

Your brand new car was a GIFT! You did not pay any money to us for us to send you. We suggest you consult with the nearest Hybrid car dealer for assistance.

Frankly, we don’t have time for this foolishness, so we’re officially out of the free prize business! We’ll just stick to most conservative business.

AlabamaTeaParty.org reader, Jackie, sent this along as a comment to an earlier article, but it is so well written that it rises to full article status.

For some reason, I had not heard about President Obama’s dog getting its own private jet. Here is the link to the originating July 17th article in the Morning Sentinel….

Jackie reminds us that while some suffer, mostly in quiet desperation, others yuck it up, having all the fun, in a very public way. Our president leads by example, again.

Obama doesn’t need to be Muslim, Christian or anything else because he believes he is the only deity worth worshiping. In true delusional, narcissistic form he trusts only in his own omnipotent powers.

The sad thing is I am not being sarcastic; it is an honest trait of this particular personality disorder. Truly terrifying because this type of person believes any means justify the end. Everyone who interferes in the process is expendable.

To prove just how out of touch he is with the people in this devastating economy, on a recent vacation(just before Michelle’s trip to Spain) the family flew to a small town in Maine for some time “away.” The town was so small it did not have an airport large enough for Air Force One, so they had to use a smaller jet.

The interesting thing though is that they chartered a PRIVATE JET FOR THEIR DOG! The 1st dog flew in on a private jet with his handlers, for which the airport had to be closed to accommodate his arrival!

The first family followed a short time later. They then proceeded through town with a 16 CAR MOTORCADE to an ice cream shop, followed by other junk food stops.

We are all supposed to vacation in our own backyards, starve, ride bicycles to work, while he is flying his dog around on a private jet. My guess is that the dog isn’t even allowed into the living area of the White House. They just had to get a dog because it would make him appear more like an acceptable American.

Apparently they never needed a dog before becoming President. I know may people who have lost their homes and are living in campers (some even in tents), have lost every thing and wonder how the president and wife justify taking 40 of their “closest friends” to one of the most expensive resorts in the world.

He has been on vacation since he was elected; living the life of the Rich and Famous without a care in the world about what Real People are going through.

A majority of the American people have been concerned about President Obama’s restful vacation schedule, a veritable disconnect between he and thee as the country withers under Obama’s long, hot, recovery summer.

As it turns out, insufferably long vacations are just another dormant progressive tradition brought back to full vigor. Below, find an article from what was then known as the Perrysburg Journal, circa July 1907.

America lost its journalistic innocence for good and all in the last couple of years. Even so, we have the tendency to believe that at some point back in time, news givers were honest and neutral in their reporting.

As a student of history, I realize that different time periods have different customs. I have always made allowances. Longer vacations, for example, were more common back then, for people who had the time, means, and circumstances for them.

However, lately, I have come to the conclusion that some things are universal. FOUR months vacation for the chief executive of the United States…and he’s not taking calls? And the news media gushes bully good cheer?

Read this “neutral” piece from 1907 on the subject of presidential vacations. (The author is not stated) Liken it to what you’re hearing these days, if you are one of the diminishing breed that monitors the mainstream media.

I believe the article is exactly 180 degrees out from what it should have been. I believe I would have entitled the piece, “President Takes Some Time From Busy Vacation Schedule To Do A Little Of The Nation’s Business Occasionally.”

I have always been a TR supporter, I built the graphic below, respectfully, of bits and pieces from the time.

Like you, I loved his Big Stick theory and his attitude to conservation and hunting. However, lately, as we learn of his progressive ways, he seems, now, tarnished. The article included does not improve on the growing stain.

The people who were alive in 1907, though without Rush, Glenn, Sean, and Fox News, were not stupid. Make of the article what you will.

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The President’s Vacation
Roosevelt Always in Touch with Affairs of the Nation

DEVOTES PART OF EVERY DAY TO PUBLIC AFFAIRS
OYSTER BAY July 1907.

Although President Roosevelt is settled down at Oyster Bay for a four months’ vacation he will not be able to escape from a good deal of the labors and duties of his job. The public business at Washington goes on just the same.

There are officials to appoint, questions of policy to decide, commissions in the army and navy to sign, many other things that no one but the president can attend to, and which President Roosevelt would let no other man attend to even if he had the power.

While he spends the summer In his modest and comfortable country house at Sagamore Hill he is obliged to devote a few hours a day often more than a few to the nation’s business.

When the president went down to Oyster Bay recently he was accompanied by Secretary Loeb, Assistant Secretary Latta, and four clerks from the executive staff at Washington.

They began work next day in the executive offices In the village of Oyster Bay, three miles from the president’s house. These offices are connected by direct wire with the executive offices adjoining the White House at Washington. The clerks at the capital are therefore in as close touch with their immediate chief, Mr. Loeb, as if he were in his own office there.

Mr. Loeb, in turn, is in constant touch with the president. The whole arrangement works out in the same manner as if the capital and all the departments had been moved from Washington to Oyster Bay.

One difference is that the president never visits the executive offices in Oyster Bay. Whatever business requires to be brought to his attention is taken up by Secretary Loeb to Sagamore Hill. Mr. Loeb goes to the president in the forenoon about 11 o’clock, after he has gone through the mall and sorted out from it the letters and official papers which need to pass under the executive eye or hand. Some days Mr. Loeb gets back to the village in time to put in an hour’s work before luncheon. More often his luncheon has to wait an hour for him.

The executive offices at “the summer capital,” as Oyster Bay folk take pride in calling their village, never fail to Impress visitors by their unpretentiousness. They consist of seven office rooms and a storeroom, into which a loft above a corner grocery has been divided. Mr. Moore, the enterprising purveyor of pure food to the villagers and surrounding gentry, is a famous man every summer. The whole country hears each summer in the press dispatches of “the executive offices over Moore’s grocery.”

Mr. Moore’s pride would be greater if the president should come down some day and transact some important piece of business there. It would be a fluke 87.

The cabinet is rarely called together in the president’s vacation, and then only to consider matters regarded as of the highest importance.

Nevertheless, in the course of a summer most of the members of the cabinet pay a visit, either of business or friendship to Sagamore Hill. They often dine and sleep there. Some of the president’s closest friends in the senate, members of the “tennis” cabinet, or literary cronies, are overnight guests. But most of Mr. Roosevelt’s visitors who call by appointment are asked to arrive in the forenoon and to stay for luncheon.

It is the impression at Oyster Bay that there will be many such visits by the closest political friends of the administration from next week on. The master of Sagamore Hill Is watching with the closest scrutiny the development of the campaign for the nomination of his successor, and it is likely that he will have frequent consultations with the leading statesmen who are devoted to him and his policies.

The burning question of the week has finally been answered. President Obama is neither a duck nor a Muslim. However, he is enthralled by something called, Collective Salvation.

The MOST CONSERVATIVE Website in the United States of America puts the Muslim theory to bed once and for all.

Ever since I brought the question as to whether President Obama, may he be blessed 72 times, was a Muslim or a duck, the country has been literally melting down with opinion.

President Obama, “Staring into the face of the failure of his economic policy,” as money man Stuart Varney so aptly put it, continues with his Recovery Summer Program. He is recovering nicely with his umpteenth restful vacation at Martha’s Vineyard eating cheese, playing golf, and drinking wine, all on the country’s tab. Bless his widdle heart.

In the meantime, Doctor Glenn Beck, the foremost interpreter of liberals, laid to rest the assertion that Obama is a Muslim. Beck made a very compelling case.

In a nutshell, Beck explained that the confusion set in because Americans don’t know just what in the heck Obama is. But whatever he is, if you’ll just think about it for a moment, he’s not a Muslim.

Obama is not a good Muslim, at any rate. Nor is he a good Christian.

I’m in no theological position to comment on the finer points of Obama’s religious status, but broadly, anyone with any Christian training can see that Obama, by Christian definition, isn’t much of a Christian.

Nor is he much of a Muslim. There are known Muslim tenants that the man breaks. To our best knowledge he does not pray to Mecca four times a day.

He isn’t a Buddhist, Nudist, and definitely not a Jew.  He doesn’t seem to be Agnostic. He doesn’t do Catholic things, that we know of. He may be a bit of a Hedonist. Hedonism is a school which argues that pleasure is the only intrinsic good. He’s definitely into that.

The one thing that we do know is that he spent 20 years in the company of Preacher Wright…ol Gosh Darn America himself.

Preacher Wright taught the future President the wacky form of Christianity known as Black Liberation Theology.  Says the imminent explainer of religion, friend Wiki, “Black liberation theology maintains that African Americans must be liberated from multiple forms of bondage — social, political, economic and religious. This formulation views Christian theology as a theology of liberation — “a rational study of the being of God in the world in light of the existential situation of an oppressed community, relating the forces of liberation to the essence of the gospel, which is Jesus Christ,”

Obama and his adherents are deniers of common sense and reality. However, this isn’t religious. It’s a mental defect. Thus, if the conservatives say the country is going to hell in a hand basket, Obama suggests we fill the hand basket with sandwiches and go on a picnic. After all, it’s paid for. Right? Besides, what else you got to do? You’re not working right now. Lost your house. No roof. Eat and be merry! The worst is behind us. Three million jobs saved! Could always be worse!

Another thing that is known is that the president believes deeply in something called Collective Salvation.

Most of us have never heard of collective salvation. At least before Glenn Beck rooted it out. He didn’t discover this little hiccup in Obama’s makeup, but he did popularize it. Collective salvation is a way of saying that no man goes to heaven unless all men go to heaven. Something like that. Mostly, it’s about the redistribution of wealth, and the redistribution of wealth is an enduring facet of Obama that we can ALL agree on.

It’s not my intention to explain the intricacies of collective salvation. Just type it into Google. There’s plenty out there on the topic. There is plenty of proof that Obama is deeply in bed with it too.

So, as for Obama, what we’re left with is not a Muslim, but in a way, an ingenious American innovator on a head trip, and a mission direct from Marx. Obama the opportunist. Obama the populist. Obama the self made Manchurian Candidate. In short, everything but Obama the Muslim.

Obama is all of those things blended into crazy stew of so many tasty bits, that while not edible as a whole, has enough ingredients so as to appeal in some fashion to all the hungry radical progressives of the nation. If the peas offend, then concentrate on the carrots.

And you know by your own experience that in your life you have had friends or family members that would defend the peas…or the carrots, to the death. And damn the innocent mashed potatoes with equal vigor. Anyone for a duck leg?