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Famous AlabamaTeaParty.org Alumnus and Diety Passes On At Age 39

The ATP was saddened to learn that one of our earliest supporters, Kim Jong IL was suddenly struck by death on a train trip to Hawaii over the Christmas holidays

Kim Jong, who you may remember, led the victorious NK forces as it battled the forces of the imperial nation of America.

America, led by President Truman, finally sued for peace, offering land if IL would just call his guys off. IL declined to accept Iowa, Wisconsin, and Nevada, but ended the war anyway.

Kim Jong, who died of the sudden ILness, will be fondly remembered, and we eagerly look forward to the resumption of his witty comments, when his move to his new residence is completed.

In other news, sales this Christmas were in the minus numbers until our dear leader, President Obama using the American credit card hit on a scheme to save the nation’s bacon… He rented the state of Hawaii for Christmas.

The American credit card, btw, is not to be confused with the American Express card. The American card is an open ended charge card issued to Obama by the adoring American people when he was inaugurated.

Calling on all millionaires like Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi to aid their country in time of crisis, soon, all the congressional millionaires and others were flocking to the big Christmas party in the Aloha state.

In no time at all, because of online orders for seafood, liquor, golf equipment, etc., the Christmas sales slump was reversed. Now, with sales figures proudly sitting at plus 16, the country has a fine financial bump going into 2012.

One my favorite pictures of all time. I first saw this photo while still in school about 178 years ago and fell in love with it. The lady's name is Jerome and she's pushing a load of buffler turdies across the prarie. She was not a rich woman but she had a job.

Jerome called Rush. Jerome is an over 50 kind of guy who has agreed with Rush for over 20 years, who worked down at the warehouse driving a forklift for over 30 years. Jerome finally connected with Rush to disagree with him.

Jerome, who worked one job for most of his life, finds himself unemployed these days when his beloved company went poofs.

Jerome is a smart guy, but not very imaginative. He was the ideal employee for the warehouse…going in every day, being happy to drive his forklift, and not dreaming about much else. The salt of the earth.

Then the trap door flew out from under his feet and there he was, dangling over a dark, dank pit.

In the meantime, Rush, like every other talking head has loudly decried the current unemployment system, and the much hated 13 month extension in particular.

Jerome explained to Rush that normally he would agree with him about that too, except that now he is unemployed and has seen the other side of the coin personally.

Lest you wonder where this is going, let me assure you that normally I would agree with Rush, but in this case I’m with Jerome.

Jerome is over 50, and thus taboo for many companies who seek 30 somethings with college degrees. It’s the old old story.

More…Jerome hit the nail on the head when he reminded Rush that mathematically, the books don’t balance these days. If Rush could snap his fingers, and everyone who is unemployed could instantly have one of those jobs out there, only about 2 out of 10 would be working. Mathematically, there are way more unemployed than jobs waiting.

Unfortunately Rush can’t make it all go away, and everybody isn’t in a position to pull up roots and all and move, and in any case, there are a lot more job seekers than jobs. What’s the use of moving to Buffler, Pennsylvania when there aren’t any damn jobs there, Rush??

What sets this job problem apart from those of the past (Excepting during Jimmuh Cahtuh’s term) is that improvement is years into the future.  Back in the days Of President Carter, there were NO jobs. Likewise, these days there are NO jobs, unless you happen to be a truck driving nurse, or someone seeking commission sales of some kind. The same old ads that ALWAYS run. There must be some reason the same ads run all the time leading to post office boxes or voice mail only, and you never know who you’re dealing with…

There are especially no jobs if you are approaching or over the age of 50. Worse, if you are like Jerome, who thought he’d be at his one job forever, and never made any plans for eventualities, you’re truly screwed.

In my way of thinking, if a man has a 50-50 chance of employment, that’s fair enough. However, going in for an interview, if he has anywhere from zero to twenty percent chance to be the one hired, that’s something again. And especially if he really didn’t want to be a truck driving nurse to begin with.

Rush is absolutely correctomundo when he says that this is a man-made disaster, and the blame lays squarely with Obama, first and foremost. The unemployed are paying the price for his socialist experiments.  And it’s no big deal. You always have to break a few eggs during a full fledged revolution to help the people.

Where Rush and I part company is when he says to just go ahead and dump the unemployed off the relief roles. My question, is… THEN WHAT, Rush?? Since the jobs are not out there, through no fault of theirs, then what? The folks got to eat. Do we move them off the unemployed roles straight into welfare?

WHAT IS your immediate solution Rush??

I see that it is patently obvious that the country must support the unemployed until the environment changes. This can only begin after January 1, 2011 when the Tea Party candidates assume the position.

It’s either support them or deliver them straight to the welfare roles. Jerome was right when he says it’s a mathematical certainty.

I say support the unemployed and double, triple and fourple down on flushing every remnant of Obama’s wicked socialist plans down the toilet so that the ones who want to work can work. Create the environment that forces business to expand and hire because it’s such a great deal.

As for the slackers and users in the unemployment system. They are always with us, and they eventually take care of themselves, one way or the other.

But for the rest. The rest of the people on unemployment that hate it every hour of the day, who have no mathematical chance for employment in the system that Obama and the democrats have delivered to us starting from the first day the regime took office in 2009….. These people will go back to work if given the chance and do their part to rebuild this country.

But, in the meantime, just like we can’t just ship all the Mexicans back to where they came from, (There aren’t that many boxcars.) we can no longer think and say that we can just end unemployment for the millions and they’ll then run out and get a job. In both cases the situation has gone far beyond that. Thank you, feckless, reckless gubment. Thank you very much!

The first order of business is to do the political things that will allow business to do the business things to put people back to work.

Not so very long ago, much of the country was poor. Every rural town or wide place in the road had de rich folk living up on the hill, but the rest didn’t have so very much. And it didn’t matter. Everybody was poor. That’s just the way it was. There was only one step below poor, and that was dead. So, poor wasn’t so bad.

Today in America, even the poor are rich beyond even the dreams of the truly poor elsewhere.

So when push come to shove, and poor folks are made even poorer, I expect it just hurts more. They have more to lose. And worse, they don’t have a community they can draw on for support, like those poor folks in the rural communities who were surrounded by poor folks who never had much, really.

What is happening today is happening by design. The only way out of this mess is to break the back of the rotten communists infesting our government, and the only way to do that is to hold the Republican’s feet, and noses directly to the fire come January 1. There is a clock running…by design. According to Glenn Beck, there is also a fuse burning.

There may come a day again when nobody is going to look down their nose at you for being poor, because everybody will be poor. Shared misery. That’s Obama’s plan. It takes a village you know… Hut sweet hut.

If you can get somewhere that is quiet…and you sit there getting in touch with your feelings like a good Jedi, you’ll get the creeping feeling that something is wrong with the force. Something is coming…

Obama May Seek Political Asylum In Foreign Nation

I know the thought crossed your mind. The president flees to Mumbai, Inja with his courtly retinue of 400 planes and 3000 courtesans. His union and business cronies on their vacation of a lifetime come back home with a double carbon footprint the size of Delaware leaving him behind in South Korea or wherever, in exile.

It may also have crossed your mind that the likker bill for just one of his “business leaders” could pay the freight for an entire year of some unemployed person here back in the United States of America.

Asked if it was really going to cost $2 BILLION dollars, speaker to animals, Gibbs didn’t say it wouldn’t.

In a reign of fiscal terror that has baffled, stupefied, and flabbergasted God fearing conservatives nationwide, this latest business jaunt to further our relations with Mumbai is just more of the inexplicable same.

In the meantime, the man that cannot see our noses in front of his face because of his mirrored shades and laser light focus that shows only himself in the polished silver lenses enjoys the fatted calf…once again.

It just goes to prove that the generosity of the American people knows no boundaries. It is matched only by the ego of our president which also knows no boundaries. To the ones left behind it’s just so much mumbai jumbai. I’ll bet you a ten cent spot that our imports FROM Mumbai expand because of this latest frapdoodle “trade” trip.

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