Most Conservative Website Calls For MORE Federal Spending and Federal Hiring
Most Conservative Website in America Calls For MORE Federal Spending and MORE Federal Hiring
Fellow enemies. I will speak very LOUDLY so that all of you, even those in the back of the bus may hear. I shall speak so LOUDLY that even the terrorist liberals who are still in Gitmo, despite being ordered out by the imperial decree of the most holy on his very first day in office…are still there, may hear.
Long ago when the AlabamaTeaParty.org website was begun, it was a static website. That is to say, not in its present form. Included on the version one ATP was a page called Obama’s Top Ten. It was an effort to catalog the presidential gaffes, imperial decrees, and booboos.
I gave up. There was simply too much data.
Later, in a moment of bravado, I constituted the ObamasTopTen.com website for the express purpose to catalog the continuing top Obama screw ups of the week.
I gave up. There was too much data.
Even though my heart was pure and my intention noble, I am but one man. The task of logging all of Obama’s goofs would have taken at least 10 hours a day, and that was just to blurb. We’re not talking full articles here. Just snips.
With all the billions of dollars floating around from unnamed sources, China, and nefarious and secret conservative donors, not one single penny came to me so that I could quit everything else to concentrate on the important task of simply keeping up with all the weekly Obama injustices.
So, I had to give up. I’m just one conservative guy.
Even so, there are trainloads and boatloads and pantloads of documentation on Obama’s pathological destruction of the union. I ask…When will the Republicans, who are paid by secret donors, publish some of the past atrocities? Obama’s record is so caustic and damning in itself that narry a nickel need be spent on anything else. His record is complete.
But to the title of this article… I call for our new crop of conservatives, when elected, to be able to say, “I voted to hire before I voted to fire.”
For all of my life, until about 1994 or so, I have seen congressional committees formed to study all manner of corruption. Even back to the very dawn of television, the end product of these committees was televised.
Has anyone ever heard of Joe Velachi? In 1963, in glorious black and white, the former Mafia hit man testified before the breathless world in front of the senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations and broke the back of organized crime…for awhile. This is one example. Another was the Nixon Watergate hearings. (Tame stuff compared to today.)
In neither case was the hearing about retribution. It was just the business of righting wrongs.
Have you seen a televised corruption hearing lately?
I call on the Congress of the United States to organize committees to investigate the vast multitude of dirty and shady dealings that have brought our nation to its present state of decay. I call for them to hire however many researchers, trouble shooters, and prosecutors as it takes.
- Ten percent unemployment. (It may be much higher depending on the calculation method.)
- 25% of children eating food purchased by food stamps.
- Presidential appointments circumventing the proper duty of Congress.
- The backlog of pending cases of congressional corruption.
- The refusal of state agencies to pursue discrimination and voter intimidation.
- The questionable influence of unions on government. The list goes on and on and on…
In short, if this is not done, and the instruments of decay remain in place, it really doesn’t matter much what is done from this moment forward, because those very instruments were put into place to undo whatever good can be done, even as it’s attempted.
The rot runs deep, very deep. At the risk of alienating mushy moderates and wacko liberals, it is a task that must be done. If not, the progressives have already won, no matter how sincere the efforts of the new conservatives may be.
In other ATP news. The Most Conservative Blog in the United States, the same as the Tea Party itself, will still be in full vigor after the mid term elections. Most Conservative Watchdog of the Democrats and Republicans.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but we have promises to keep. And miles to go before we sleep, and miles to go before we sleep. Remember Tea Party members. Miles to go before we sleep.
-Attributed to Nicolai Dalchimsky
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President Obama Photo Contest
This sort of photographic malfeasance is beneath the dignity of the MOST Conservative Website in America However, we found the image below while doing our diligent research into important matters of state. We do not know who actually crafted the grisly visage.
However, one must admit, if one is entirely truthful, that the photo lends itself to clever balloon titles. The photo is entitled, “ShutUpBarack.”
It is a sad fact of public life that when one is photographed as often as these two celebs, the planets must align in perfect synchronicity every once in awhile. When that happens, the results are always better than ham handed Photoshop manipulations, like fake boogers hanging from the nose, etc.
ShutupBarack caught our eye… Originally Barack says tearfully, ” Michelle, I can’t take this. I can’t keep pretending I know what I’m doing!”
Michelle fires back, “You shut the he** up Barack! You are NOT going to ruin this for me!”
Well, we modified the caption boxes, as you see. We took out the text, leaving them pristine clean so that you can write in your own material. You can use Photoshop, or even print out the photo so you can get to work with your pencil or crayon. It’s fun, and you learn a lot! It’s the first step to becoming a graphic artist or a comedy writer. Show off your personal design work to your workmates and boss or teacher.
Submit your best effort somewhere, and you most likely will win a prize!
Regarding our recent “If I Were Obama” contest… We probably won’t do another contest any time soon because of our bad experience with this one. We just received this snitty mail from the grand prize winner Harold Lauder of Ogunquit Maine…
Dear ATP,
I am in receipt of your grand prize… A brand new Hybrid car. The pamflet that came with it says that its top speed is 47 miles per hour, but it has not moved from my driveway. You sent me the car alright – but you didn’t send the electric cord. I checked and a 40 mile long extension cord to make this dang car run is $39,999.00. I ain’t got that kind of money. I want my money back!
Yours Sincerely,
Harold Lauder
We replied…
Dear Mr. Lauder,
Your brand new car was a GIFT! You did not pay any money to us for us to send you. We suggest you consult with the nearest Hybrid car dealer for assistance.
Frankly, we don’t have time for this foolishness, so we’re officially out of the free prize business! We’ll just stick to most conservative business.
The President’s Vacation
A majority of the American people have been concerned about President Obama’s restful vacation schedule, a veritable disconnect between he and thee as the country withers under Obama’s long, hot, recovery summer.
As it turns out, insufferably long vacations are just another dormant progressive tradition brought back to full vigor. Below, find an article from what was then known as the Perrysburg Journal, circa July 1907.
America lost its journalistic innocence for good and all in the last couple of years. Even so, we have the tendency to believe that at some point back in time, news givers were honest and neutral in their reporting.
As a student of history, I realize that different time periods have different customs. I have always made allowances. Longer vacations, for example, were more common back then, for people who had the time, means, and circumstances for them.
However, lately, I have come to the conclusion that some things are universal. FOUR months vacation for the chief executive of the United States…and he’s not taking calls? And the news media gushes bully good cheer?
Read this “neutral” piece from 1907 on the subject of presidential vacations. (The author is not stated) Liken it to what you’re hearing these days, if you are one of the diminishing breed that monitors the mainstream media.
I believe the article is exactly 180 degrees out from what it should have been. I believe I would have entitled the piece, “President Takes Some Time From Busy Vacation Schedule To Do A Little Of The Nation’s Business Occasionally.”
I have always been a TR supporter, I built the graphic below, respectfully, of bits and pieces from the time.
Like you, I loved his Big Stick theory and his attitude to conservation and hunting. However, lately, as we learn of his progressive ways, he seems, now, tarnished. The article included does not improve on the growing stain.
The people who were alive in 1907, though without Rush, Glenn, Sean, and Fox News, were not stupid. Make of the article what you will.
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The President’s Vacation
Roosevelt Always in Touch with Affairs of the Nation
DEVOTES PART OF EVERY DAY TO PUBLIC AFFAIRS
OYSTER BAY July 1907.
Although President Roosevelt is settled down at Oyster Bay for a four months’ vacation he will not be able to escape from a good deal of the labors and duties of his job. The public business at Washington goes on just the same.
There are officials to appoint, questions of policy to decide, commissions in the army and navy to sign, many other things that no one but the president can attend to, and which President Roosevelt would let no other man attend to even if he had the power.
While he spends the summer In his modest and comfortable country house at Sagamore Hill he is obliged to devote a few hours a day often more than a few to the nation’s business.
When the president went down to Oyster Bay recently he was accompanied by Secretary Loeb, Assistant Secretary Latta, and four clerks from the executive staff at Washington.
They began work next day in the executive offices In the village of Oyster Bay, three miles from the president’s house. These offices are connected by direct wire with the executive offices adjoining the White House at Washington. The clerks at the capital are therefore in as close touch with their immediate chief, Mr. Loeb, as if he were in his own office there.
Mr. Loeb, in turn, is in constant touch with the president. The whole arrangement works out in the same manner as if the capital and all the departments had been moved from Washington to Oyster Bay.
One difference is that the president never visits the executive offices in Oyster Bay. Whatever business requires to be brought to his attention is taken up by Secretary Loeb to Sagamore Hill. Mr. Loeb goes to the president in the forenoon about 11 o’clock, after he has gone through the mall and sorted out from it the letters and official papers which need to pass under the executive eye or hand. Some days Mr. Loeb gets back to the village in time to put in an hour’s work before luncheon. More often his luncheon has to wait an hour for him.
The executive offices at “the summer capital,” as Oyster Bay folk take pride in calling their village, never fail to Impress visitors by their unpretentiousness. They consist of seven office rooms and a storeroom, into which a loft above a corner grocery has been divided. Mr. Moore, the enterprising purveyor of pure food to the villagers and surrounding gentry, is a famous man every summer. The whole country hears each summer in the press dispatches of “the executive offices over Moore’s grocery.”
Mr. Moore’s pride would be greater if the president should come down some day and transact some important piece of business there. It would be a fluke 87.
The cabinet is rarely called together in the president’s vacation, and then only to consider matters regarded as of the highest importance.
Nevertheless, in the course of a summer most of the members of the cabinet pay a visit, either of business or friendship to Sagamore Hill. They often dine and sleep there. Some of the president’s closest friends in the senate, members of the “tennis” cabinet, or literary cronies, are overnight guests. But most of Mr. Roosevelt’s visitors who call by appointment are asked to arrive in the forenoon and to stay for luncheon.
It is the impression at Oyster Bay that there will be many such visits by the closest political friends of the administration from next week on. The master of Sagamore Hill Is watching with the closest scrutiny the development of the campaign for the nomination of his successor, and it is likely that he will have frequent consultations with the leading statesmen who are devoted to him and his policies.
