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Democrats – The Final Solution

Recently, Hannity sucked the brilliant TeaParty favorite, Rep Michele Bachmann into a one on one gabfest with left wing lunatic Republican hater Debbie Wasserman Schultz. This came on the heels of a similar run in between the two plus Anthony Weiner on one of those Sunday shows.

Hannity, above all of his other laudable traits is first a showman in the vein of Messrs Barnum and Bailey.

This was a vast tactical mistake on the part of Bachmann. Shame on Hannity.

The answer to the democrat problem is simple. Ignore them. Treat them like belly button lint. That’s all they deserve.

We outnumber the liberals. We have the microphone, the spotlight, the stage. TeaParty members clearly believe the mushy proclivities of the Republicans helped to bring the nation to it’s present swampy state of affairs.

Just ignore the democrats like you would a smelly flea paddling around in a cup of day old coffee.  Ignore them like a wilted stalk of celery. You might as well try to reason with a chirping cricket. All you’re ever going to get is…chirp. Total waste of time.

Why ignore them? Because every time you acknowledge their mutinous chirpings, you give them power, and they don’t deserve it. From the mouths of these babes spews forth only calamitous madness.

We have employed, for our amusement, and often horror, the likes of Rush and Beck to comment on the mewlings of the left. They are paid well to keep us informed and enlightened as to their nefarious ways.

Our elected representatives, who are also paid handsomely, are paid to take care of the nation’s business, or better, just leave it alone. They aren’t paid to have one on ones with goofy democrats. It’s a waste of time that they could be devoting to undoing the dastardly schemes laid upon us these last few years by these clinically diagnosed chirping maniacs.

However, at all times, we must ignore the democrats with civility.

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The Face on Facebook – Mystery Solved!

My friends. Have you ever wondered who’s face is on Facebook?

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I can tell you most assuredly that it is a burning issue in the minds of 19% of the populace of this nation of ours. Each afternoon they drag out of bed, put on their aluminum foil panties and turn on the television to the afternoon cartoons. Then, they lay down on the couch, not paying the least attention to the animated flickers, and ponder the face on Facebook. Who is it? What does it mean?

According to Albus Dumbledore, eminent, but dead tricker, the face that stares back is what the the viewer wants it to be. Thus, if a callous pock faced youth wishes he were a ballerina, then his face on Facebook would be that of a youthful and fresh faced dancer.

It’s not so very difficult, really, for you can upload any photo you like to be your face on Facebook. My face on Facebook is actually…me. Fancy that. It’s not that I enjoy looking at myself looking back at me, you understand. It’s just that at that particular time on that particular day I was feeling serious. It passed, but the photo remains, a testament to my serious moment.

However, this article you probably stopped reading about five minutes ago is not dedicated to myself. It is dedicated to the face on Facebook

The unbiased authority on who is the face on Facebook is, of course, the impartial source, Google.

Keep in mind that this, your MOST CONSERVATIVE BLOG in all of America has been at the very top of Page 1 for Yahoo and Bing for months.  However you can’t find it on Google. This proves Google is impartial. They don’t list the most conservative blogs. But I wander…

Actually, if you visit friend Google and type in “the face on facebook” and click on images…you get this:

Naturally, this is of no help whatever. You get a bunch of silhouettes. According to Google, it could be anyone. Personally, I believe they are trying to hide the face on Facebook. According to the aluminum foil pantie types, it’s exactly what they are trying to do. It’s just what you’d expect of them…to hide the face on Facebook in plain sight.

Not to worry my friends. I have been very successful at peeling away the mysterious layers of electrons hiding the actual face on Facebook. I know who it is, and I’m telling. It’s a secret so sensitive that I have probably mentioned it elsewhere on this very website. That ought to send you running to the old search box to verify this sentence. But no need my friend! I’m about to divulge the the pulse pounding secret!

The face on Facebook is RUSH ON FACEBOOK. Yes, the face on Facebook is none other than Rush Limbaugh. I have researched this burning issue thoroughly and developed an el Freebo report just for your curious eyes. It is so forceful and direct that I hesitate to even place it here into electronic print.

However, if you MUST see for yourself, you have to only but click the following link….   Rush On Facebook …

BTW, when you visit, you might notice that it is a little light on ads. I have purposefully kept them to the absolute bare minimum. I am waiting on just one more teensy little dating website place to send me their offer so that I may post it. I reason that anyone reading about Rush on Facebook, who’s stated reason to be on Facebook is to show off his wedding photos, must inevitably be interested in getting married themselves. How better to find the perfect crush than on a dating website?? It is this sort of excellent service that you will come to expect when you regularly visit Rush On Facebook. El woofo my friends!

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Rush Evolves

Rush Limbaugh Evolves

Over this year, Rush has slowly come around to the position I held before I met Rush, and that is…Vote for the best candidate.  (With caveats.)

Through the march of years we have seen Rush go from fat to thin to fat to thin. We have followed his marriages. He’s let us in on little snips of his life, drugs, hearing loss. We have had countless discussions with friends and relatives over his wise sayings. Our lives have changed as a direct result of Rush. We remember the very first time we ever heard him on the radio, and what we were doing. We remember who turned us onto him. Rush has become a family member, once removed.

Over the past year, with the advent of the Tea Party, Rush has changed, or evolved, once again.

When I first made his acquaintance, 20 or so years ago, I was sitting in my car. My wife was inside a burger dive at a crossroads a dozen miles from the house purchasing a couple of burger baskets. We were out for our weekly car ride.

At the time, Rush was speaking to us with protected verbiage. He had a rubber over his golden EIB microphone, so as to keep his listeners from hearing something they didn’t want to hear. I was so shocked and flabbergasted that when my wife appeared at the car door I nearly fell over myself turning off the radio. Not that I was a dainty daisy, mind you, but I was a virgin Rush listener.

It wasn’t long until I dived back into Rush with a vengeance, and have been a fan ever since.

Twenty years ago, I had already made a longtime successful migration to the Republican party with the vast majority of the old time Alabama democrats. It was a real struggle in reordering my thinking. But I never looked back.  Rush quickly became a welcome daily delight.

One thing Professor Limbaugh did was to change my longtime thinking that began in my youth. Whereas, like many neophyte voters, I proudly boasted that I didn’t vote for the party….I voted for he best candidate. The theory of “wasting a vote” didn’t mean anything to me.

Rush, though, has always insisted that you DO NOT vote for the best candidate. His theory has always been that you vote strategically. That is, vote for the Republican with the best chance to win, so as to defeat the democrat.

I saw the logic of his argument. In all cases afterward, I happily flipped the the R lever whenever given the chance. No thinking necessary. Just whang down that R lever, and go on about my business.

Rush Limbaugh’s “evolution” began a couple of years after the big turnover in 1994 when it started to become clear that the Republicans we voted in at that time had an agenda of their own, that being, to see how fast they could spend the country broke, much as the guys they replaced. It was an embarrassing time.

Rush stuck by his guns. So, we held our noses and voted for Bob Dole in 1996. I clearly remember that my feelings at the time was that Dole was the hand picked Republican candidate for President because the Republican party “owed him.” To this day, I believe there were better candidates. I felt cheated, and I couldn’t understand why he won state after state, except that the fix was in and the card carrying Republicans were marching in lock step to orders from on high.

For our trouble, we got eight unbelievable years of Bill Clinton, who fundamentally damaged our nation in ways that still shake out for years to come.

Next came George Bush who was clearly and obviously a middle of the road Republican. He wasn’t my first choice. Yet, he won state after state.

Now, with the nation in peril, there comes the national Tea Party movement. The single unifying thrust is that we no longer vote party. We vote whoever is the most conservative.

Coming back to Rush. For much of his career, he has counseled to vote for the candidate with the best chance to win. His theory, which today I hear was one advanced by none other than his personal hero, William Francis Buckley. It’s called the Buckley Rule, so they say. Rush plainly took it to heart.

Normally, I suppose it is a good enough rule, but these are anything but normal times.

Today, I heard Rush give an impassioned plea to vote not for the obvious Republican candidate, or the candidate that would supposedly have the best chance to defeat the democrat. Today Rush fully toed the Tea Party line and told us to vote for the MOST CONSERVATIVE candidate, come what may later in the general election.

It may seem like a small thing to you, but let me assure you it is not. This is a wholesale shift in gray matter for the robot leader. It also just happens to reflect my thinking as well.

As Rush put it, more or less, what good is it to vote in a Republican that votes like a democrat? We’re no better off.

Perhaps in another 20 years, the Republican party come hell or high water faithful will comprehend this as well.

For the rest of us. As Rush evolves…So do we all.

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