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Totally Inept, Cheap Trick Propaganda Bourgeoisie Video Entitled
“In Our Hands” From 1950
No way it could ever happen here. Just ask Flick.

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This is a very silly film from way back in 1950. Notice the quaint automobiles and the presence of cows. Did those poor folks get a New York City Pass? Could Universal Health Care be next for them?

Remember how it use to be before the country changed fundamentally and the United States reversed course? People were even forced to watch non 1080p television and gather together to play card games and sing songs! How insufferable! How rude!

But it was their choice. They voted for it. They kept voting for freedom. That’s how it was, way back before we were all liberated from capitalism and shown the true way of shared sacrifice. May his will be done.

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A Film Review from way back in 2003 – Where is Wrongway Flick now? Was he surprised during the presidential debates of 2008, a full five years after his backwards prescient guffaw at our expense? Does he miss George Bush? Do you want this man reviewing your film??
(We’re not making this stuff up! A True Review)

Reviewer: Flick Harrison  – October 30, 2003
Subject: Looks more like capitalism

“Watching the poor homeowners getting thrown out of their house, I couldn’t help but wonder why two families were moving in – they seemed so happy to get a house at all. The fact that houses were in short supply on the first day of the new plan suggests that capitalism wasn’t quite perfect after all.

I have had many friends chucked out onto the street by capitalist landlords, usually to let their kids move in, or to raise the rent, so… that particular “Communist” threat is a little weak. And the Party man’s argument, that the factory was shut “temporarily” and that “in the long run it’ll be better for everyone” sounds suspiciously like capitalist globalization rhetoric. Just watch “Roger and Me” and see if you think it’s the communists who shut down plants and force workers to move.

In fact, the commies in this film at least have another job and house to hand over to the hapless worker, and provide a moving truck to drive them there, unlike General Motors! Sounds like a pro-commie film to me!

Also, the “presidential debate” at film’s opening is so trumped up it’s hilarious. “Vote for the Master State and the Master Plan!” Right… how sinister.

And the voters say, “I don’t really understand it… I’m going to vote for it.”

Their biggest complaint about the capitalist is “I’m sick of being told how great freedom is! I’m voting for the master plan!” Then they place “Imagine how great full employment would be” in the midst of nonsense like that. Yeah. Imagine how great full employment WOULD be. (Ed Note: The country had hateful and unimaginable statistical  full employment for nearly all of BushII’s time in office.)

The idea that there’d ever be a US election between one capitalist candidate and one communust candidate, and they would sit civilly and politely interrupt one another on TV, let the commie have the last word etc (on a corporate TV network, no less) is friggin’ hilarious.“ Reference: Wrongway Flick’s review

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Thank you Flick Harrison. Are you LOL now? Make of the flick, and Flick what you will.

However, it must be noted and forever remembered that somebody must have paid attention. Capitalism persisted until January 2009. Let’s all hop in the back of that Obama Master State truck right now! We gotta get on down that long progressive road. Gotta get on down to Sugar Candy Mountain where we’ll all be happy and fed forever, amen.

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And lastly, Lest we forget… The tasty icing on our cake. Bow your heads low and click for the audio… An oldy, but a goody! It’s the Obama National Anthem. It’s the reason we vote for him. It’s the reason he is OUR leader! Always and forever, may he be eternally blessed 72 times! Whoopee Goldberg plays herself in…

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Road change you can believe in.

It takes a cool hand to fool the American people, and we know just the man to do it. Introducing Cool Hand Barack…

What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. Check this out…

Obama Signs Border Bill to Increase Surveillance
President Obama signed into law a $600 million bill on Friday August 13th to pay for 1,500 new border agents, additional unmanned surveillance drones and new Border Patrol stations along the southwest border.

Sounds pretty nifty, huh? Folks finally getting what they want, and passed by congress on their vacation. Serious change and all of that.

When I heard this, the old 60 watt light bulb clicked on about six inches above my noggin. So why would Obama eagerly snap up legislation that he has shown a reluctance to address, what with his pressing vacation schedule and all? I have the answer, but first let me tell you a little about a strange phenomenon in Alabama.

In Alabama, our roads aren’t too bad most days. It could be because of the comparatively mild winters. You won’t find ice scrapers or tire chains in Alabama, and the roads rarely, if ever freeze down to the dirt.

Even so, roads do wear out, and when that happens, we expect a new coat of pavement. However, in Alabama, our roads only get paved every four years or so in the last couple of months leading up to ‘lection day.

It’s an old southern tradition. Perhaps it is done by incumbent politicians to aid the voting folk to be able to get to the polls without having to dodge potholes. How thoughtful! And while the voting folks (volksvoter) are voting, maybe they will appreciate their shiny new roads so much that they’ll vote for the incumbent what brung em to the voting booth.

At least that is the theory, and it has been practiced for as long as I can remember. Even back in the day, the pols would see to it that the chain gangs would lay down a fresh new layer of tar gravel.

I make a prediction. I will predict that between now and ‘lection day, our dear President Obama, may he be blessed 72 times, will more and more do things you like. Why, were it up to him, even your newborn babies would be born fully clothed!

You watch carefully. You’ll see your roads, whatever they may be, abundantly laid with a new mane of tar gravel so magnificent that you’ll jes naturally want to thank the incumbents what brung it to you.

At least, that’s the theory. Don’t be fooled. Even de man wid no eyes can see through that. He’s a tough old boy.

A Stern Warning to the Republican Leadership

The two parties, Democrats and Republicans are nothing alike. However, politicians are alike.

More times that I can remember, I have seen passionate Republicans argue important issues forcefully, and then, immediately, at the conclusion of the vote, win or lose, shut everything down just like turning off a water spigot.

As a passionate Tea Party advocate, representing a whole lot of people who feel just like I do, this time around, you do so at your own political peril.

There is nothing else so important as repealing this healthcare monstrosity. For the Republican leadership, this must be the beginning, not the end, for we know that by Obama’s very words, this is but the beginning of a string of socialist legislation that he and his minions will propose.

You are tasked with holding the line, gentlemen. You must hold until the troops arrive in November. The country, in peril, demands it of you!

Ingredients:

• 4 to 6 democrat lamb loin chops, about 3/4 to 1-inch thick
• salt and pepper
• 1/3 cup orange marmalade
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice

Preparation:

Place liberal lamb on an oiled broiler rack. Broil for 6 to 7 minutes on one side. Season with salt and pepper; turn. Broil on the other side for about 5 minutes, or until almost cooked to desired doneness. Season second side with salt and pepper. Combine the marmalade and lemon juice; spread evenly over the liberal lamb chops. Broil for about 2 minutes longer.
Serves 4 to 6.

Comments: This is one of my very favorite sheep recipes! Remember, it’s best to use em fresh like I do. You just lead them all into a dark caucus room and soften em up so they’ll cook up nice and tender. Who said you couldn’t make a silk purse out of a sheep’s ear? I do it all the time, laughing all the way to the dinner table. Sheep, it’s what America is eating for dinner.

Contributed by Barry Obama